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The Old Farmer’s Almanac CALCULATED ON A NEW AND IMPROVED PLAN FOR THE YEAR OF OUR LORD
Being Leap Year and (until July 4) 240th year of American Independence Fitted for Boston and the New England states, with special corrections and calculations to answer for all the United States. Containing, besides the large number of Astronomical Calculations and the Farmer’s Calendar for every month in the year, a variety of New, Useful,
& Entertaining Matter.
Established in 1792 by Robert B. Thomas (1766-1846)
Each morning sees some task begin, Each evening sees it close; Something attempted, something done, Etas earned a night’s repose. -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, American poet (1807-82)
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Eclipses. 102
To Patrons.6
Bright Stars. 104
How to Use This Almanac.119
The Twilight Zone/ Meteor Showers. 106
AMUSEMENT
The Visible Planets.108
10 Peculiar “Laws” That Explain Everything.184 Mind-Manglers.245
Astronomical Glossary.110 The Biggest Moon of Our Lives.112
Essay Contest Winners.246 Anecdotes & Pleasantries.266 ANNIVERSARY
The Most Dangerous Woman in America.230
CALENDAR
You’re a Gem!.80 Three-Year Calendar.118 Holidays and Observances.123,152 Calendar Pages.124-151 Tides.153,248 Glossary of Almanac Oddities .. 154 Time Corrections.250 FISHING ASTROLOGY
Best Fishing Days.156
Secrets of the Zodiac.242 Best Days for 2016.244 2
Angling Advice for Anyone Anywhere.158
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Contents (continued from page 2) MISCELLANY
FOLKLORE
Sandals, Soles, and Shoe-perstitions.180
Home Resource.75 The Old Farmer’s General Store.256 General Store Classifieds.258 Index to Advertisers.264 A Reference Compendium.273
Little-Known Legumes.64 Recipe Contest Winners.76 GARDENING
A Brewer’s Bounty in Bloom.32 When a Splice Is Nice.44 Frosts and Growing Seasons.188 Put Away the Shovel!.236 Planting by the Moon’s Phase... 240
Marvelous Journeys Made by Seeds.54 Moose Understood.220 Creatures From Hell.226 PETS
The Love of Your Life
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How Clean Is Your Kitchen? .... 170 Table of Measures.175 Reuse, Recycle, Renew, Refresh. 176 HUSBANDRY
A Horse Is Not Just a Horse.212 Gestation and Mating Tables
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Jet Streams: Hot Curves and Cold Weather.86 Winter/Summer Weather Maps... 96 General Weather Forecast.97 H0V4 We Predict the Weather.... 189 How Accurate Was Our Forecast Last Winter?.190 Weather Regions Map.191 Forecasts by Region. 192-209
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But did the Almanac predict this
eaders consistently tell us that “weather” is the #1 reason they
weather? We still get questions about
read this Almanac. It has been this way
this, and we’ve had an eye out for cop¬
for centuries, possibly due in part to a weather forecast that we made (or may¬
ies of that 1816 edition. Several have been found, but none has a snow pre¬
be didn’t make) 200 years ago. Nobody expected what actually hap¬
diction for that summer. As the story goes, the printer inserted
pened. Snow fell during July and August
a “snow” prediction into the 1816 edi¬
of 1816 in New England and parts of
Robert B. Thomas was sick in bed with
Canada. The diary of Rev. Thomas Robbins
the flu. When Thomas discovered the
of East Windsor, Connecticut, tells of a foot of snow in the Berkshires in June.
tion as a joke while Almanac founder
“error,” he destroyed all—or maybe most of—the “snow” copies and had the 1816 Almanac reprinted with the
In July, heavy frosts and ice storms occurred. On the 4th, Caleb Emery of
more conventional forecast. It’s said
Lyman, New Hampshire, visited a well that was completely frozen over 8 feet
the early months of that year, Thomas repeatedly had to deny making such a
belowground; it remained that way un¬
ridiculous forecast. Then, when it re¬
til July 25. The region’s com crop, except where
ally did snow in July, he changed his tune and took full credit. “Told you
near ponds or the ocean, failed. So many birds froze that few were
so!” he allegedly said. If the story is true, it’s a good exam¬
seen in New England for 3 years.
ple of what this Almanac’s 11th editor,
that word got out anyway, and during
In the history books, the period is
Robb Sagendorph, always referred to
referred to as “the year without a sum¬ mer” and “the cold summer of 1816.”
as “almanacsmanship.” Today, our me¬
Its cause was eventually shown to have
weather predictions. Almanacsmanship
been an 1815 volcanic eruption of Mount Tambora in what was then the
goes into all of the other pages.
Dutch East Indies. This event had left volcanic dust circling the globe, low¬ ering temperatures as much as several degrees and resulting in snow. Such an eruption would explain the appearance
teorologist, not the printer, makes the
-J. S., June 2015 However, it is by our works and not our words that we would be judged. These, we hope, will sustain us in the humble though proud station we have so long held in the name of Your obedient servant,
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17.3 million: number of Christmas trees harvested annually
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91% of us snack daily 205: number of weekday breakfasts eaten at home per person per year, on average, as this becomes the family meal
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BY THE NUMBERS 42 million: number of U.S. households that grow food in a home or community garden 3 million: number of community gardens in the United States $3.5 billion: amount Americans spend on food gardening
GARDENING People are seeing public parks, botanical gardens, and arboreta as the cultural hearts of their cities— places for serenity, learning, and great local food. -Casey Sclar, executive director, American Public Gardens Association
NUMBER OF HOUSEHOLDS GROWING . . . Vegetables: 32 million Herbs: 2.0 million
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Web sites are rating doctors, professors, restaurant servers, boyfriends, and more. Even housecleaners and taxicab drivers are rating you, their customers -Daniel Levine, director, The Avant-Guide Institute
• Drivers will swivel and converse face-to-face with passengers. • Rear auto windows will project digital landscapes
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Lab FeederWatch and
• traveling uphill on skis for a better workout
“citizen scientists” report and compare data
• luminescent trees
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replacing streetlights
• for female cyclists:
• basketballs that
reflective accents on ballet
“coach,” encouraging
flats, scarves, sequin tops,
players to move faster and play better
and headbands
• backyard bird sightings:
tive accents on blazers,
as part of Cornell
shirts, and trousers
University’s Ornithology
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over boring real ones, for
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• Groups of people at
• wheel sensors that warn
coffeehouses,
cyclists of potholes
bars, and bookstores
• stationary bikes to
are keying together on
produce backup power for
manual typewriters.
homes and brewing beer
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MONEY MATTERS There is a whole range of companies offering you the ability to share, usually for a price, anything from a meal to your bicycle to your clothes. -Kaushik Ramakrishnan, business development manager, Ericsson
PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT... • gardeners providing for their plants’ care in their wills
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balances and sends alerts when the bank is moved
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raising money to send a
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use of our (urban) toilet for a fee
successful businesses
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58% of U.S. taxpayers say that completing a federal tax return is easy
7% of Americans would pay more taxes if returns were easier to fill out
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Gardening
STARTED FARMING IN THE NEW WORLD, THEY STARTED BREWING BEER. IN THE LATE 1 500S, THOMAS HERIOT, ONE OF THE FIRST VIRGINIA SETTLERS, WROTE IN HIS JOURNAL THAT “WE MADE OF THE SAME IN THE COUNTRY SOME Mault, whereof was brewed as good Ale as was to be desired. So LIKEWISE BY THE HELPE OF HOPS, THEREOF MAY BE MADE AS GOOD BEERE.” The
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tNJOPS But the plants certainly aren’t sleepers. Known by the scientific name Humulus lupulus (the second word means “small wolf’ and honors its hardiness and te¬ nacity), hops are vigorous growers that can soar up to a foot a day, topping out at 15 to 20 feet in height if conditions are right. The perennial vines love to climb and can shade porches or cover ugly util¬ ity poles. A simple string trellis provides enough support to guide the vines up the sides of a house, since they climb with¬ out digging into walls for support. IN THE TRADITIONAL MANNER,
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Amaranth (left) and sorghum in autumn at sunset (right)
to find the right flavor. ‘Cascade’, de¬ veloped by Oregon State University and best for brewing American-style ale, is a
more important role for grains is visual. Many are tall, dramatic plants that can
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TRY YOUR HAND AT THE ANCIENT ART OF GRAFTING TO DIVERSIFY A HARVEST OR EXTEND THE FLOWERING SEASON.
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ELSTAR AND GOLDEN DELICIOUS ARE TWO HEALTHY APPLE VARIETIES GRAFTED ONTO ONE ROOTSTOCK.
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ONE LILAC BUSH WITH TWO DIFFERENT BLOOM COLORS
he idea of harvesting Golden Delicious, Jona¬
Most fruit and nut trees and many flow¬ ering shrubs can be grafted successfully.
than, and Granny Smith
The process is simple even if you are a
apples from the same tree seems exotic. Similarly, having long-lived
novice gardener, and the results can be fun.
blooms on your lilac or camellia bush in the spring might seem like a daydream.
must be healthy and compatible with the scion. Generally, this means that you
But you can have both! You can achieve
want to graft matching plants—in this
these effects by grafting the plants: A single apple tree can have several different
case, an apple scion to an apple stock or
Just remember that the stock plant
a lilac scion to a lilac stock.
varieties on separate branches. A lilac bush can have both early and midseason blooms or one bush with a variety of colors.
A TEMPTING APPLE Many gardeners start by grafting apples.
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CLEFT GRAFTING
CLEFT GRAFTING ON LARGE BRANCHES
and midseason varieties onto one bush. Lilacs are a bit harder to graft than ap¬
the cleft graft is one of the most popu¬ lar. The stock should be 1 to 4 inches in
ples because they grow more slowly. However, many folks have been very
diameter. It can be the main stem of the
successful with a little work and some
ly two are used) should be about !4 inch in diameter and have at least three or
patience, and you can be, too. Lilacs respond well to cleft grafting. Grafting a lilac scion onto an already healthy lilac stock works best. While some gardeners have successfully graft¬
stock or a large branch. The scion (usual¬
four leaf buds. Usually a straight branch about 6 to 8 inches long works well. 1. Using a sharp saw, remove a piece of
ed lilac scions to privet stock (a shrub
the stem or branch of the stock, leaving a clean cut.
generally used for hedges), grafting a
2 Make a cut (the cleft) in the stock
lilac to any other tree or bush, such as a
1 to 2 inches deep, perpendicular to the sawn end.
camellia or magnolia, will not work.
.
.
3 Taper the end of one or two scions DIY: BASIC CLEFT GRAFTING
into a long wedge shape. Gently pry apart
The best time to graft is early spring—
scion into the cleft. A clefting tool, sold at
April and May in northern regions—
many garden centers, works best, but you
when the plants are still dormant but
can use any flat tool to pry apart the cleft.
getting ready to grow. Scions should be
4 Insert the scion so that the cambium
young and healthy. New growth from
layer of the scion comes into contact
last season usually works best. Since the
with the cambium layer of the stock. Pay
the cleft and insert the tapered end of the
.
scion is a living plant, harvest it care¬
attention to the position of the scions.
fully. Use a clean, sharp knife or shears.
The cambium layer that lies just under
While there are many types of grafts,
the bark is the actively growing part of
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Gardening the tree or twig. It is where the scion and stock will fuse to become one plant.
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5 After the scions are inserted and po¬ sitioned properly, remove the tool and allow the cleft to close around the scions.
.
6 Seal the entire grafted area with graft¬ ing wax or grafting paint. You want to keep water and pests out and also protect the area from drying out. Grafting paints or paintlike sealants that are painted onto the graft union are more popular these days because they are much easier to use than waxes.
.
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As you gain experience and confidence in the grafting process, there are a number of different grafting techniques that you may want to try: Bark grafts, where the scion is inserted under a flap of bark on the stock, are used with large-diameter stocks. Splice grafts join a scion and stock of the same diameter. In a whip graft (also called a whip-and-tongue graft), an interlocking tongue from the scion is inserted into a groove in the stock. Saddle grafts are used to form a bridge over the damaged area of a stock.
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binding once the graft takes hold (usu¬ ally after 3 to 4 weeks) so that it does not restrict the growth of the grafted section.
A BIT ABOUT BUD GRAFTING Budding is a special form of grafting in which the scion is simply a single mature leaf bud. Budding is often used in nurs¬ eries for fruit tree propagation. Apples and lilacs both respond well to budding. The advantage to budding is that it can be done in the summer because the buds are cut from shoots of the current sea¬ son’s growth. The scion bud is inserted under a bark flap cut on the stock.
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Nature DRIFTERS
MARVELOUS
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JOURNEYS MADE BY SEEDS Some fly on the wind, dome hitch a ride, dome float, and a few become enflamed.
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BY CYNTHIA VAN HAZINGA ILLUSTRATIONS BY KIM KURKI
Many plants, even those that we consider inva¬ sive, must set seed to survive as a species. How plants disperse their seeds is one of nature’s most fascinating adventure stories. Come along for the ride and discover a few of the means and methods.
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Maple THE DRIFTERS ind, with the help of gravity, is the most common means of seed dis¬
persal, especially for small, light seeds. Witchweed (Striga asiatica) produces one of the smallest seeds in nature, and it is easily transported by wind (or water). Orchid seeds, so minute that they resemble dust, and the graceful, plumed achenes of the common dandelion (Ta¬ raxacum officinale) also float in the air. If con¬ ditions are right, dandy achenes may fly as far as 500 miles. Some plumed seeds, like those of milkweed (Asclepias syriaca)—which bears its brood in banana-shape pods that split to release their tufts—fly farther than winged ones (think of
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FLOATERS
HITCHHIKERS
EXPLODERS I
Jewelweed
Yellow Flag Burdock
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Sycamore Berried Witch Hazel Willow
Mistletoe Coconut Horoe Chedtnut
Bur-reed
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Nature The speed at which any of these travels
maple trees). Tumbleweed can produce up to 250,000 seeds. These are dispersed
depends on the height of its parent and
as weed tumbles, driven by the wind.
the wind velocity, among other things.
Many plants that produce large seeds hold them in aerodynamically designed pods or vessels. Seeds with only one ter¬ minal wing, such as those of lime and ash trees, fall like spinning torpedoes.
W
THE FLOATERS
ater dispersal is most effec¬ tive at dispersing seeds when
Seeds with two wings glide: Maple tree
a body of water, whether a
seeds, or samaras, spin like helicopter blades; basswood seeds are carried in
rivulet or an ocean, is moving and the
bracts with “parachutes”; tree-of-heaven pods have “propeller” wings; and sweet gum stores its winged seeds in a ball.
these are fruit with seeds), mangroves, and seeds of other tropical trees com¬
(Get it? “Gum ball.”) True yams (Di-
tada gigas) have been known to travel
oscorea) are climbers with thin, papery seeds with wings.
on water from Africa, Australia, or South America to land in Europe!
seed is buoyant. Coconuts (remember,
monly float on sea tides. Sea beans (En-
Freshwater travelers include yellow flag (Iris pseudacorus), water mint (the calyx also clings to animal fur), tiny foxglove, willow (in capsules), cotton¬ wood, and sycamore, which all produce fluffy and buoyant seeds. These can travel great distances before they wash ashore and germinate—or not. For ex¬ ample, water lily seeds sink immediate¬ ly and settle on the bottom, where they sprout. Sedge and rush seeds also sink, but float to the surface when they be¬ come small plants. Some floating fruit, especially legumes, have seeded pods made super-buoyant with trapped air;
Did You Know?
eventually, the pods decay to release
The invasive tree of heaven
the seeds or are rubbed open as they
(Allanthud altiunma) was |
introduced in North America
tumble along in a brook or river. Many of the light, corky, seedlike
as an ornamental in
fruit of the carrot family float easily on
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Pennsylvania in 1784. Turbulent
streams, some for several months. Seeds
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winds have been known to
of some of the gourd family, which owe
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carry its seeds over 1,475 feet.
their buoyancy to their light, corky struc¬ ture, have a similar habit.
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Nature pounds or more, is too heavy to float, but it has been transported by men and replanted. (Its archaic name, Lodoicea callypige, comes from the Greek words meaning “beautiful rump” because an¬ cient sailors who came upon it on the beach believed it to be a woman’s dis¬ embodied buttocks.)
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THE HITCHHIKERS erely by going about their business, birds and animals
serve as agents of seed distri¬ bution; seeds, by design or attraction, be¬ Invasive aquatic bull horn (Trapa nataru) is a rare species in the water chestnut family. Its 214>-inch-diameter seeds resembling a bull’s head are transported by animals, including Canada geese; Fishing nets; wooden boats; and other vehicles.
come hitchhikers. For example, burdock (Arctium sp.) seeds have hooked bracts, and cleavers (Galium aparine; a mem¬ ber of the Madder family), aka “Velcro plant,” have hooked hairs, or bristles, that cling to animal skins. The seeds of both Pittosporum, named from the Greek for “pitch-seed” because of their characteristic stickiness, and mistletoe are tacky enough when mature to fix onto a bird’s wing or beak.
The seeds of the sea rocket (Cakile
More frequently, hungry birds and other
maritima), a member of the mustard family, reside in twin pods resembling a
animals—especially bats and rodents, but also reptiles and other mammals—trans¬
two-stage missile. One pod remains at¬ tached to the parent and produces a new
port, hoard, eat, and excrete seeds. Birds
plant in place. The other breaks off and
fruit and berries, which are often alluring¬
gets carried away on a wave.
ly bright red, black, blue, or purple. Pro¬
Unlike most palms, the coco de mer
swallow seeds while feeding on fleshy
tective coatings prevent such seeds from
palm (Lodoicea maldivica), the larg¬
disintegration during digestion. Cherry
est seed-bearing plant in the world,
pits, for example, pass through a bird’s
seems doomed to stay in its home, the
system undigested. In the northern forests
Seychelles Islands: Its seed, at up to 40
of South America’s Patagonia, the mousy
I have great faith in a deed. Convince me that you have a deed there, and I am prepared to expect wonderd. —Henry David Thoreau, American writer (1817-62)
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Nature “little frog” because it prefers moist habitats—have seeds that stick to the plumage and feet of waterbirds.
S
THE EXPLODERS ome seedpods and ripe flowers have the energy and structure to
scatter themselves, even shoot¬ ing seeds a good distance. Many are legumes, laburnum, or gorse; others in¬ clude knotgrass, lady’s slippers, violets, and vetches. The seed cases of jewelweed (aka touch-me-not, lmpatiens spp.) and Chinese wisteria dry so thoroughly that the slightest pressure, even a light wind, causes them to burst and broadcast their seeds through the air—the former,
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a couple of meters; the latter, accord¬ ing to one source, as far as 80 feet. The
can be used as a coffee substitute (the coffee plant also is a member of the Madder family). --- --
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cranesbill geranium’s seed capsule has a beaklike column, hence the name. When .
ripe, oxalis’s small, cylindrical capsule
marsupial monito del monte (Spanish for
suddenly explodes, sowing its seeds up to 13 feet away.
“monkey of the mountain”) ingests the seeds of the mistletoe species Tristerix corymbosus and later eliminates them onto the bark of host trees. Plants do not typically produce foodsource seeds in great quantities because these seeds tend to be relatively large, heavy, and thus energetically expensive to produce. Seed dispersal is not the domain of terrestrial creatures alone. Aquatic plants—for example, invasive bur-reed (Sparganium), the common name of
With specially shaped flowers, splashcup plants such as Chrysosplenium and Mazus actually flip their seeds—some¬ times more than 3 feet—in response to the force of raindrops falling on their petals. “Bird’s nest” fungi (which reproduce with spores, not seeds) also use this method, as do some kalanchoes, which can shoot their seeds as far as 5 feet,
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which refers to its spiky flower head,
Researchers believe that an edible protein coating on
and water crow-foot (Ranunculus aquatilis), an aquatic buttercup whose
some seeds serves as a reward for ants that cache them.
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"You don't know beans!" So goes an old idiom for ignorance. And when it comes to beans, you probably don't eat them very often, either. Surveys indicate that Amer¬ icans eat only half a cup of cooked beans per week, on average. But this could change. The Unit¬ ed Nations General Assembly has declared 2016 as the International Year of Pulses in an effort to in¬ crease both knowledge about and consumption of beans and their botanical relatives, known collec¬ tively as the pulse crops, (continued)
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Food You probably already know the pulses,
and processors when he adds, “They’re
crops in the bean and pea family (the legumes) grown for their mature, dry
fantastic crops to work with—ancient
seeds. In North America, the term gener¬
the future of the global food supply.”
ally applies to dry beans and peas, len¬ tils, and chickpeas. The name derives from an ancient Greek word for thick
Soil Loves Pulses
soup or porridge. “I’m bullish on
chickpeas,”
says
George Vandemark, a USDA geneticist engaged in conventional breeding ef¬
crops that are going to play a big role in
Pulse crops use about half the nonrenew¬ able energy inputs of other agricultural crops and a fraction of the water. “Their sustainability has largely to do with their ability to ‘fix’ nitrogen gas from
forts to improve the mineral and fatty-
the air into plant-specific forms,” says Hans
acid profiles of chickpeas. He could be speaking for pulse breeders, farmers.
Kandel, an agronomist with North Dakota State University Cooperative Extension.
“Nitrogen is the common limiting factor
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■ North Dakota leads in U.S. pulse production; other state sources are Idaho, Michigan, Minnesota, Montana, Nebraska, and Washington.
fertilizers are a high-energy input.”
■ Canada dominates global lentil and dry pea production, with most of it centered in Saskatchewan and Alberta.
American farmers who include pulses in
■ India leads in chickpeas.
before planting to ensure optimum ni¬ trogen fixation.
■ Brazil grows the most dry beans.
“You have to have the right species of bacteria in the soil for the crop to fix ni¬ trogen,” he adds, noting that most North their crop rotations “inoculate” the seeds with the appropriate bacterial strain
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"All pulses provide an excellent source of protein, fiber, potassium, and folate, as well as many essential minerals." People Should Love Pulses “Pulse foods are low in fat and sodium, low-glycemic, and gluten-free,” says Ju¬ lie Garden-Robinson, a nutrition specialist with North Dakota State University Ex¬ tension. “All pulses provide an excellent source of protein, fiber, potassium, and folate, as well as many essential minerals.
COOKING METHODS ■ Pressure cookers, which are enjoying a comeback, are ideal for cooking pulses. They save hours, reducing cooking time to minutes. Plus, many say that pressure-cooked pulses have better taste and texture than stove top and slow cooker methods. Dry or presoaked beans can be put under pressure; follow the manufacturer’s
“Clinical research has shown that pulse foods help to manage blood glucose lev¬ els and lower both total and LDL [‘bad’] cholesterol, and may help to prevent heart disease, obesity, asthma, some types of cancer, and other chronic diseases.” Gram for gram, pulses are the least ex¬ pensive proteins. “Although pulse foods lack certain essential amino acids that hu¬
instructions.
mans need to make ‘complete proteins,’
■ Hot-soak dry beans, chickpeas (above), and whole dry peas: Boil them in water for 3 minutes, then let them soak for up to 24 hours. Pour off the soaking water, rinse, and cook in fresh water as directed, or until tender (tenderness time varies with the age of the dried seed and other factors). Lentils and split peas do not require soaking.
eating a wide diversity of foods each day that include whole grains, nuts, and veg¬ etables, as well as pulses, will supply ad¬ equate protein,” she adds. Cooked pulses are the only food group to qualify by USDA standards as either a protein or a vegetable (e.g., with chick¬ en, lentils “count” as a veggie; with a vegetarian meal, they count as a protein).
benefit growers in other ways, too, such
Gardeners Can Love Pulses
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Green beans and fresh peas are popular
1 improving the soil, e.g., through
home garden crops. Growing dry beans
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nutrients more available to other crops ■ increasing soil biodiversity
pests, and plant diseases. If all goes well, a
S breaking the cycles of plant disease,
only 2 to 3 pounds of seeds. However, if
weeds, and insect pests
you have time and space, dry beans can be
■ increasing the yields of nonlegume
satisfying to grow; plus, you can try varie¬
crops planted the following season
ties not available in stores.
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Home Cooks Love Pulses These versatile legumes can be as quick or complicated to prepare as you want, depending on the dish. Here are a few recipes; find more at Almanac.com.
Cranberry Bean Soup If desired, add 1 to 2 capo of chopped kale or cabbage and an additional 1 cup of water. 2 cups dry cranberry beans
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I love a warm or cold lentil salad, marinated in my choice of dressing and surrounded by roasted vegetables: winter squash, brussels sprouts or cabbage wedges, red onions, and maybe sweet potatoes in fall and winter; asparagus, onions, zucchini strips, and peppers in spring and summer. Cheese is optional, but whole-grain flatbread, for me, is not. Another favorite is split-pea salad. Cook the peas (green and yellow mixed look
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consistency. Taste and add salt
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work well with any
with the remaining olive oil, and
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You’re a Gem! Semiprecious facts and folklore about birth stones BY MARTIE MaJOROS • ILLUSTRATIONS BY TlM ROBINSON
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History: The word
History: Italian
History: In Latin,
“garnet” comes from the Latin word
Renaissance artist and
aqua means water and
scientist Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519)
mare means sea.
granatum, meaning pomegranate. In Asia, bullets were made from garnets because
believed that wearing an amethyst could increase intelligence. I
it was believed that they would cause
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Sailors once wore aquamarine stones carved with the image of Neptune, the Roman god of the seas, to protect them during
enemies to bleed more.
their travels.
Source: Garnets form
Source: Aquamarine
in layers of rock deep underground, where
is a type of beryl,
they withstand extreme
from cooling magma
a mineral that forms
temperature variations.
Source: Amethysts
deep inside Earth.
Geologists study
are a type of quartz
Beryl can be found in
garnets to understand
often found in geodes
many colors, ranging
the effects of temperature
amidst cooled lava.
and pressure on surrounding rocks.
Lore: Wearing an
from blue-green to yellow to red.
Lore: Garnets prevent
courage and help to
aquamarine is believed
nightmares, guarantee safe travel, and bring
prevent insomnia.
to alleviate illness.
A dream of receiving
If you dream of an
friendship. If you dream
an amethyst as a gift
aquamarine, you will
of losing a garnet
brings good luck.
soon make new friends.
necklace, unexpected
A dream of giving one
good fortune is in
means you forgive
your future.
the recipient.
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amethyst will give you
Lore: Wearing an
Stones: garnet and amethyst, Thinkslock; aquamarine, Mauro Cateb/Wikimedia
Calendar Centuries ago, people believed that certain gemstones had special healing powers, such as being able to cure mental and physical ills at certain times of the year. Today, these amulets are used as ornaments, and every month has associated with it a gem that is the “birthstone” of those born in that month.
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EMERALD
History: It is believed
History: In the 1700s,
that the first engagement
powdered emeralds
ring that contained a
were sold by chemists to help relieve pain.
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PEARL
History: English philosopher Sir Francis
Emeralds were
Bacon (1561-1626) is believed to have eaten a paste of ground
to his fiancee, Mary
favorite gems of Egypt’s Cleopatra and Russia’s
to cure illness.
of Burgundy. Today,
Catherine the Great
diamonds are the most popular choice
Source: Emeralds, like
of stone for an engagement ring.
aquamarine, are a form
Source: Natural pearls are formed inside the shell of oysters when a
of the mineral beryl.
grain of sand or other
diamond was given in 1477 by Archduke Maximilian of Austria
pearls and lemon juice
particle gets inside
Source: Diamond
the shell and causes an irritation. Because
contains tightly formed carbon crystals,
it can’t get rid of the irritating particle, the
making it the hardest
oyster covers it with a smooth, crystalline
mineral on Earth.
Lore: Wearing a
substance called
diamond will protect you
nacre, forming a pearl.
from negative energies Lore: Wearing an
Lore: Pearls are associated with purity,
you will receive
emerald may help to strengthen your
honesty, and calmness. If you dream of a pearl
good financial
memory. If you dream
advice.
of buying an emerald,
ring, expect romance. (continued)
and bring you peace. If you dream of wearing diamond earrings,
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someone you trust may deceive you.
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AUGUST
SEPTEMBER
PERIDOT
SAPPHIRE
ili$(ory: One of the
History: The largest
History: In the 15 th
largest rubies in the
peridot ever found
century, it was thought
world is called the
weighs 319 carats. It is in the Smithsonian Institution in
that holding a sapphire \ near a spider would kill >
Washington, D.C.
it was believed that
“Peace” ruby because it was found in 1919 shortly after World War I ended.
Source: Peridot has been found in volcanic lava in Hawaii and in
it. In the 17th century, holding or wearing sapphires helped you to foretell the future.
meteorites that have fallen to Earth. In the 1700s, a meteorite that landed in Siberia contained many peridot crystals that were large enough to be used in pieces of jewelry.
to help depression.
like rubies, are a form of corundum, the
If you dream that you
second-hardest mineral.
find a peridot while digging in the garden,
Ranging in color from
you will have an
they are found chiefly
unexpected visitor.
in placer deposits.
Lore: Peridot is believed Source: Rubies are a form of corundum t (aluminum oxide); their color may range | from deep blood red ji
to paler rose red.
s Source: Sapphires,
light to dark blue,
Lore: Sapphires are
Lore: If you own a
thought to ease pain
ruby, you will live
and reduce stress. If
in harmony with all
you dream that you are
people and be protected from danger. If you
wearing a sapphire, be warned: You should
dream of a ruby, you
be less impulsive.
will have good luck.
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History: In ancient
History: The word
History: In the Middle
“opal” comes from the
Ages (500-1500), topaz was ground into
> Turkey, Tibet, and
a powder and mixed
| stones were attached
Greek word opallios, meaning to see a change in color. Australian aboriginal
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with wine to guarantee a good night’s sleep.
tribes believed that opals were the Creator’s footprints on Earth.
| Persia, turquoise to horses’ bridles. It was thought that ! the stones protected ‘ the animals from the } ill effects of drinking | cold water when j they were overheated
Source: Opals are a
from exertion.
type of quartz that forms tiny spheres. When light hits the
Source: Turquoise is > found most often in
spheres, the colors of the spectrum
very dry areas where
Source: Topaz is
become visible.
found in igneous rocks
| volcanic activity has occurred.
and sometimes hydrothermal veins.
Lore: It is believed that topaz will help to balance emotions. If you dream of topaz, a problem with which you have been struggling will soon be solved.
Lore: Opals help to control temper and calm nerves. A dream of an opal means that good luck will come.
< turquoise will calm \ « \ and balance emotions. ,< A dream of turquoise { means victory and success. ■ Martie Majoros, whose birthstone is turquoise, writes from the shores of Lake Champlain in Burlington, Vermont.
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Subtropical Jet
Polar Jet
IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT THE HEADLINES HAVE TAUGHT US, IT'S THAT THE POLAR VORTEX HAS BECOME A WEATHER CELEBRITY. NEARLY EVERY POLAR JET STREAM WIGGLE DURING RECENT YEARS HAS BEEN CALLED A "POLAR VORTEX" BECAUSE THIS SOUNDS MUCH SCARIER THAN "CURVY JET STREAM " The polar jet stream has been very active
ent mountain ranges. There is even a jet
for a number of years and since 2012 has
stream that occasionally dips down to the
allowed large masses of northern air to
peak of Mt. Everest, allowing the bravest
flow south. What is the jet stream, and why is it
of mountain climbers to feel its chill. The most important jet streams are the
doing this to us? A jet stream is a strong, fast, narrow
high-altitude winds that fonn between
wind that forms when two air masses
■ the tropical air mass around the equator
touch in the stratosphere at about 33,000
the five major global air masses:
feet, or 6 miles above sea level. The
■ the two subtropical air masses, one
greater the difference between the air
north and one south of the tropics
mass temperatures, the stronger, straight-
■ the two polar air masses, one over the
er, and faster the jet stream winds. There are numerous jet streams form¬
Arctic and the other over the Antarctic
African easterly jet that spits tropical de¬
The strongest of these are the polar jets, which form between the frigid polar and
pressions toward us in hurricane season to
warm subtropical air masses (page 88).
smaller barrier jets that zip beside differ¬
These travel at 200 miles per hour, from 4
ing all around the world, from the giant
Illustration sources: opposite, NASA; above, NOAA
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Weather to IV2 miles above sea level. The weaker subtropical jets, which form between
page 90). They discovered that when its
warm subtropical and hot tropical air
(or “positive”), polar air gets trapped in the high latitudes. The Arctic air grows colder and the area south of the polar
masses, soar at 6 to 10 miles. Both types tend to be long and narrow (roughly 100 to 200 miles in width) and stretch for thou¬ sands of miles around the globe. (The cells shown are patterns of air circulation.) Most North Americans hear only about the polar jet stream that circles around the
North Pole
60°N
winds circling the Arctic are very strong
air mass grows warmer. This happened in 2012, when the AO had one of the most positive readings ever measured. Alaska froze, Fairbanks received 29 feet of snow, and northern Canada recorded
30°N
Equator
Arctic air mass. When it dips south, cold
record low temperatures. Meanwhile,
polar air pours southward with it. The no¬
winter never seemed to arrive in the low¬
torious “polar vortex” is usually just the jet stream veering southeast of the Rocky
er 48 states and spring temperatures and planting arrived 6 weeks early.
Mountains, allowing the polar air mass to flow south and freeze everyone from Chi¬
■ With a weaker jet stream circling the
cago to New Orleans. When the cold air
pole (or “negative” AO; page 90), Arc¬
crashes into warmer, wetter air from the
tic air can escape. As the cold air ex¬
Gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic, power¬
pands south, it and the winds around it
ful storms slam the coastlines.
interact, reinforcing each other. Both dip
Because the southern surge of the po¬
south and spread across the Canadian
lar jet stream can be disastrous, scien¬
Prairies and the U.S. Midwest. This is
tists are trying to learn how to predict it.
not just a North American event. Whien
Here’s some of what they are learning.
air pressure and temperatures weaken the jet stream, it becomes curvy, pushed
■ Scientists call the behavior of the polar
south by the Arctic air and north by the
Arctic Oscillation (AO;
warmer subtropical air. As it veers south,
jet stream the 88
Illustration source: NOAA
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then north, then south again, cold air slams Canada and the central and eastern
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United States and then is pushed back by
terns that cause the jet stream to plunge
warm air from the Gulf of Mexico. This causes the jet stream to continue to rip¬
into the eastern United States. These pat¬
ple, as it moves east around the Northern Hemisphere. Where the cold and warm air masses collide, enormous storms bury people in blizzards and floods. Indeed,
Scientists have found two observable pat¬
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many scientists now claim that most of the recent extreme weather is at least par¬ tially due to the curvy, downright loopy, behavior of the polar jet stream. ■ Because the celebrated polar vortex
PACIFIC NORTH AMERICAN PATTERN (PNA): This pattern is shaped by the strength of the Aleutian Low (south of Alaska’s Aleutian Islands) and the West Coast High (page 92).
weather is created by a weak and waver¬
When the air pressures in both of these
ing jet stream, meteorologists are trying
air masses are strong (or positive), the jet
to understand what shapes the wind cir¬
stream veers north over western North
cling the Arctic. They have discovered
America. The West Coast becomes warm
that the combination of different air
and dry, sometimes as far north as western
pressures and temperatures (particularly
Canada and Alaska. Then the jet stream
the contrast between the polar and sub¬
slams deep into the center and eastern
tropical air mass temperatures), com¬
parts of the continent, bringing Arctic air.
bined with Earth’s rotation, determines the strength of the jet stream.
Typically, the Rocky Mountains, which
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PNA: PACIFIC NORTH AMERICAN PATTERN Strong Aleutian
Strong Western High
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western warmth and eastern chill.
winds are weaker and wander north and
When the two air pressures are weak (or
south. Cold Arctic air can slam the U.S.
negative), the jet stream and cool air drift into the West and the rest of North Amer¬
South in the winter, and hot tropical air can invade the northern latitudes during
ica is heated by marine air from the Gulf of Mexico and remains relatively warm.
summer. The eastern regions of North America suffer stormier winters and sum¬ mer heat waves. Rainfall patterns shift
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(NAO): The Icelandic Low and the mid-Atlantic Azores High control the strength and direction of winds around
THE POWER OF THREE— OR EVEN TWO
the Atlantic Ocean (below).
Three patterns—the negative AO, posi¬
When there is a strong “positive” dif¬
tive PNA, and negative NAO—individu¬
ference between the air pressure areas, the prevailing winds and the polar jet stream
ally create curvy polar jet streams that al¬ low Arctic air to flow south. When two
blast across the Atlantic. They trap cold
or three of them happen at the same time,
Arctic air, forcing it to stay north.
cries of “polar vortex” or “Snowmaged-
When the areas’ pressure is similar, or “negative,” the jet stream and Atlantic
don” go up! The effects are critical for U.S. and Canadian weather,
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Illustration source: NOAA
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