Harshvardhan's Menthol / Movie Script / Hindi [2019 ed.]

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Harshvardhan's Menthol

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@ Harshvardhan Vilial

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It's good to be little wild sometimes. 31st December. Two brothers. One drug king pin. One berserk professor. Marlboro menthols. Madness. Cat & mouse. Classic Comedy.

FADE IN: INT. GROCERY STORE - MORNING Meet AAHAN & ARYAN - 19 - 19 - PRETTYISH. TROUBLE MAKER DUO. Aryan & aahan are walkin’ towards the cashier. Aryan has a white plastic bag in his hands. AAHAN Kuch settin’ kar yar aaj tu. Tujhe pata haina ki 31st ka pressure kitna hota hai... pura saal kaharab jaye toh chale.. par 31st kharab nai jani chahiye. ARYAN Ro matt.. Shaurya neh uski party peh invite kiya hai tujhe aur mujhe iss bar. So.. aaj ki raat set hai. Aahan puckers his eyebrows. Sach meh ?

AAHAN

ARYAN Well haaa.. Kyonki humari impression kafi achi paddi thi uske samne. Usseh humari color gradin’ kafi aachi lagi thi. AAHAN Banda talented hai parr thoda cracked hai. Thoda dhyan rakhna chahiye hummeh ! ARYAN Sare succesful bande cracked hi hote hai. Genius sirf ek side effect hai pagalpanti ka. Aahan smirks. AAHAN Kaha seh tappi yeh line tune ? Aryan smirks at aahan. ARYAN Renaissance keh mandir meh seh. Aryan & aahan reach the cashiers desk. We now see aryan unloadin’ stuff out of the white plastic bag.

2. ONE BOTTLE OF SOY MILK, ONE MONSTER COLA & ONE PACK OF MARLBORO GOLD. CASHIER - EARLY 20’S - PRETTY - is hardly payin’ any attention to them. She is textin’ her boyfriend & smilin’ with every button she presses. Aahan stares at the cashier. Aryan clears his throat. She looks at both of them whilst textin’ her boyfriend. She then starts scannin’ the items with her one hand whilst still textin’ her boyfriend usin’ her other hand. She scans all the items & pushes them into a white plastic bag. Aryan takes out the money from his wallet & pays. She takes it & just puts the money down on the counter. She doesn't even bother to count it. She starts textin’ with her both hands now. She chuckles a little whilst textin’. Aryan grabs the white plastic bag from the counter. Aryan & aahan start to head towards the exit. Aryan & aahan reach near the exit gate. EXT. GROCERY STORE - MORNING Aryan & aahan walk outta the store. Aahan slows down a little as his blackberry buzzes. Aahan takes it out. Aahan starts textin’. Aryan just stares at aahan. Aryan is about to say somethin’. But aahan just signals him to wait for a second. Aryan just shakes his head a little. Aryan then takes out one cigarette & lights it up. Aryan looks at aahan who is textin’ & chucklin’ like a kid. ARYAN Chal bhai.. Ab nikalte hai.. Gadi meh beth keh tik tik kar lena. Aahan doesn't pay any attention to aryan. Aahan just signals him to wait for a second. AAHAN Ek hi second... meh iska game baja raha hu .. group me. Kamina bahut ucchal raha tha kal. Meh aur pranshu iski aisi tesi kardege aaj. Aryan shakes his head. ARYAN Tera mujhe samaj meh nai aata... phone keh andar aisa kya hota hai.. Pure din usmeh gussa rehta hai. Aahan is still textin’.

3. AAHAN Aee... Tu bhi karta hai... mujhe matt suna. Aur isseh phone nai.. Blackberry kehte hai. Difference. Aryan shakes his head a little. ARYAN Khatam hua ki nahi.. AAHAN Bass yeh last .. Last. ARYAN Meh tera blackberry fishtank keh andar phek duga. Aahan chuckles whilst textin’. AAHAN Aur yeh mene .. Game baja diya iska. Marja sale. Bahut hero ban raha tha kajal keh samne. Aahan smiles whilst pushin’ couple of buttons. Aahan then hits the send button. Aahan then puts his blackberry in his pocket. Aahan looks at aryan. Aryan breathes whilst lookin’ relieved. Aryan takes a deep puff out of his cigarette. Aryan then throws his cigarette on the ground. Aryan & aahan are about to leave.. & all of a sudden an old man arrives with an address chit in his hand. Old man looks at both of them. OLD MAN Helix clinic kaha peh hai ? Aahan is about to offer help but aryan moves in whilst pushin’ aahan a little back. Aryan looks at aahan. ARYAN Mujhe pata hai.... Meh bata ta hu. Aryan then smiles at the old man. Aryan starts givin’ the old man some directions whilst usin’ his hands. ARYAN (CONT’D) Idhar seh sidha jao .. phir left loh aur phir voh badda vala complex haina usme 6th floor par - Bada wala board mara hoga. (MORE)

4. ARYAN (CONT’D) Lift kharab hoti rehti hai udhar toh andarr fass jaoge khama kha. Sidiya use karna.. Old man nods & looks in the direction which aryan was pointin’. Old man then looks at aryan. Old man smiles. OLD MAN Thank you beta. Aryan like a little brat.. smiles at the old man. ARYAN Aap thank you matt bolo, Uncle. Humm madad nai karege toh aur kon karega. Baddo ki madad karna toh hamara farz hota hai. Old man smiles & leaves. Aahan starts smilin’ & shakin’ his head a little. Aryan lights up another cigarette. AAHAN Tu hamesha yeh natak karta hai.. Kisi din hum dono koh mar khani padegi iski vajah seh. Aryan takes a puff outta of his cigarette. ARYAN Toh kya yaha map map khel rahe hai.. Personal tour guide samaj rakha hai kya sabko ! Aur vese bhhi ajeeb si shakal thi uski. AAHAN Tune bataya nai .. tujhe abb ladke bhi pasand aane lage hai ? ARYAN (snarky) Hahaha .. Haha .. Aryan & aahan start to head towards their car which is parked on the opposite side of the street. AAHAN Tunne notice kiya ...Voh buddha irva keh boyfriend jesa dikta tha thoda .. Hai Ki Nai ? ARYAN Tel lene jai dono. Voh aur uska bhese jesa boyfriend. Doh bar usseh date par puch chukha hu meh.. (MORE)

5. ARYAN (CONT'D) harr barr na... na. Mene socha.. Shayad mujh me hee koi kammi hogi. Thikh hai... seh lege thoda humm. Aur phir cut to uss cartoon.. chota bheem .. keh sath disco shuru. Aahan laughs. AAHAN Chota bheem ?!! Aryan shakes his head a little whilst smilin’. ARYAN Aur nai toh kya... matlab agar ladka koi sharp cookie ya thoda good lookin’ ho toh thikh hai par yeh toh matlab... vadapav jesi shakal wale koh date karna shuru kar deti hai aur phir kehti hai ... Kesa laga mera mazak ? Matlab thode toh standards rakhne chahiye na usseh. Aryan & aahan arrive near their car. Aryan & aahan open car doors & hop inside the car. INT. CAR - MORNING Aryan & aahan are settlin’ in. Aryan puts the white plastic bag in the backseat. Aahan then ignites the car & maneuvers outta there. EXT. STREET - MORNING We see aryan & aahan’s car rollin’ real smooth on the street. INT. CAR ( MOVIN’ ) - MORNING Aryan starts massagin’ the back of his neck. Aryan then takes two cigarettes outta the cigarette pack. AAHAN But voh ek saal pehele ki baat hai. Hum high school meh the. Duniya ki samaj nai thi humeh uss waqt. Parr abb hum bagad bille bann chukkeh hai. Aryan lits two cigarette at once & then passes one to aahan who is drivin’. Aahan takes it & starts smokin’.

6. ARYAN Matlab yar samaj nai aata .. Usko chaiye kya ? Ek din hasti hai aur phir dusre din latka kar challi jati hai. Na andar na bahar.. Madari bana rakha hai mujhe usne. Saap sidi khelti hai voh mere saath. AAHAN Kalyug hai chote. Na shakal na akal. Koi bhi ladke keh sath chali jati hai aajkal kee ladkiyan. ARYAN Exactly. India meh itna air pollution hai ki shayad inn ladkiyon ki ankhien kharab hogai hai. Andhi hogai hai puri ki puri. Bass abb kale chasmeh aur safed charri ki kammi hai. Pura set complete ho jayega. AAHAN Control uday .. Control ! Aryan shakes his head a little whilst lookin’ uneasy. ARYAN Mood off kardiya tune mera, uski yaad dilakar khamaka. Beat. AAHAN Thikh hai toh phir kuch aur baat karte hai. Thikh hai.

ARYAN

Beat. ARYAN (CONT’D) Par yeh samaj nai aata mujhe. I mean meh insecure hu .. Baal seh lekar acne tak. Aur phir uske Aahan shakes his head whilst smilin’ at aryan’s rant. ARYAN (CONT’D) boyfriend koh dekh.. Na kapde ki sense na groomin’ ki phir bhi irva uss par jan chidakti hai. (MORE)

7. ARYAN (CONT’D) Jese woh toh tom cruise ka bhatija ho. Mujhe nai lagta ki uss mote ka nature bhi aacha hoga. Pata nai irva koh kese fassa diya uss gende neh. Pathar seh sarr todd dena hai mujhe uss gende ka. AAHAN Actually.. Nature par seh yaad aaya. Shaurya keh kisi dost neh Facebook par ek video dala tha.. Meh bhi tagged tha usme. Voh irva ka genda boyfriend aur uski gang kisi ladke ki pitai kar rahe the.. Khoon khoon hogaya tha. Bichara. Aryan looks little scared. Aryan stares at aahan. ARYAN (concerned) Sach meh ? Aahan pulls his tongue out & looks at aryan. Aahan chuckles. AAHAN Mazak kar raha hu ? Holi khel rahe the woh namune. Purana video tha. Plus tu violent videos upload nai kar sakta .. Policies aur rules keh khilaf hota hai. Aryan shakes his head whilst smilin’. ARYAN Mujhe kya.. dono marre.. meto balki chahta hu ki dono ki shadi ho. Aur phir ek ladka ho jo bulkul uss gende jesa dikhe. Mini genda. Tabb irva koh pachtawa hoga. Phir voh kahegi ki kaash mene aryan seh shadi ki hoti.. Toh mera ladka cute ya handsome hota. Par nai meri akhien sujji hui thi aur mujhe kuch dikh nai raha tha.. aur mene iss gende seh shadi karli. Aahan chuckles whilst shakin’ his head. ARYAN (CONT’D) Tu basss dekh. Ek din voh dekhegi ki usne kis mahan insaan koh tukhraya. Ek din ayega tu yad rakhna.. Itna famous banuga na ki voh samne seh chalkar ayegi. (MORE)

8. ARYAN (CONT’D) Aur phir meh usseh reject karuga. Tu dekh bass. Aahan chuckles. AAHAN Nai ayegi.. Ladkiyo keh aage piche duss ladke gumte hai.. tere bina voh mar nahi jayegi koi. Aryan shakes his head a little. ARYAN Sahi hai.. Bistar garam karne keh liye 1000 ladke taiyar hote hai. Naukar ki tarah age pichhe daudte hai. Khubsurat ladki almost ek sun ki tarah hoti hai.. aaju baju sare namune mandrate rehte hai. Aahan chuckles a little. AAHAN Par plus side dekh .. Humm single hai. Hum kuch bhi kar sakte hai.. Jese yeh dekh tu abhi. Aahan takes a sharp right. Aryan feels the sudden jolt. Aryan looks little tensed. The car is now back to normal & is now rollin’ on this other street. Aryan slowly fixes his seatbealt on. Aahan notices this & starts laughin’. Aryan smiles whilst shakin’ his head. ARYAN Meh abhi virgin hu. Mujhe abhi nai marna bhai. Aahan laughs a little. AAHAN Well.. Bacche peda na ho tab takk hum sabb virgin hi hai technically. So. Aryan looks confused. Aryan then slowly starts to get the joke. Aryan shakes his head whilst smilin’. ARYAN Bahut shana baan raha hai aajkal tu.

9. Aahan smirks. Aryan then fiddles thru his marlboro gold pack & takes a quick look inside. ARYAN (CONT’D) Bhai.. Cigarette 9 doh 11 ho jayegi thode time meh.. Kuch jugad karna padega. AAHAN Koi baat nai.. regular reds seh vese bhi sarr char gaya hai mujhe. Hum abhi menthol lene Zack keh gar peh ja rahe hai. Aryan’s face lits up. ARYAN Finally ! Kyonki inn bhadvo neh menthol ban kardi hai. Ek menthol nai pine milti mushkil seh. Kya milta hai inhe yeh sabb natak karke ? AAHAN Vahi toh.. Samaj meh nai aata ki menthol illegal kyon hai. Matlab konsa logic hai yeh bc ? ARYAN Chor jane de. Par zack double price quote karega haina ? AAHAN Double ho ya triple .. Mujhe aaj menthol pini hai matlab pini hai. Aur 1000 MEH DOH PACK .. UTNI BHI BURI DEAL NAI HAI. ARYAN (smilin’) Menthol keh liye kuch bhi. Kidney bhi bech dege. Aahan chuckles. Aryan starts rotatin’ his neck whilst nursin’ it with his one hand. Aahan looks at aryan as if he is some sorta cracked case. Aryan looks at aahan. ARYAN (CONT’D) Puri rat computer keh samne tha.. Gardan akkad gayi.

10. AAHAN Vese tu kar kya raha tha computer keh samne puri raat. ARYAN Science project ! Aahan chuckles. AAHAN Accha.. Par hum toh commerce stream meh hai. Aryan looks pissed. ARYAN Thoda cardio kar raha tha. Aahan chuckles. AAHAN Bethe bethe. Konsa machine hai tere pass. Aryan punches aahan in the chest. Aahan laughs. AAHAN (CONT’D) Dhyan seh.. Gadi chala raha hu meh kamine. Abhi koi shahid ho jayega. EXT. ZACK’S HOUSE - AFTERNOON Aahan pulls the car over. Aahan turns off the ignition. Aahan & aryan get out of the car & start walkin’ towards zack’s house. ARYAN Garpe toh hoga na yeh ? AAHAN Zack humesha garpe hota hai.. Charles xavier hai yeh minus the langda wala part. Yeh sara business yahi seh operate karta hai.. Iska headquaters hai yeh almost. ARYAN Police neh kabhi darshan nai diye isske headquarters koh. Aahan shakes his head whilst lookin’ in front.

11. AAHAN FBI bhi iske drugs nai pakar sakti. Banda pro hai. No pressure. Aryan & aahan arrive at the gate. Aryan & aahan just look around hopin’ someone would come outta the door. But it’s as quiet as a church. Zack’s house almost looks lifeless. No movement. Not one single leaf movin’. ARYAN Raid paddi thi kya yaha peh ? AAHAN Itna santa kyon hai bhai. Aryan looks at aahan & smiles. ARYAN Sholay ka tha na yeh ? Mene kal hi dekhi laptop peh. Aahan shakes his head whilst lookin’ at zack’s house’s front door. AAHAN Ajeeb aadmi hai... aaj kal keh dealers meh punctuality naam ki cheez nai hoti. Aryan also stares at zack’s house’s front door. No movement. Aryan rubs his chin a little. ARYAN Tere contacts sab ese hi hote hai. Aahan snaps at aryan. AAHAN Chup beth tu .. Atleast meh koi intiative toh le raha hu.. Teri tarah beth keh makkhi toh nai marr rahana. Aryan retaliates. ARYAN Ok sir.. Ab kya karre .. Mujra ya kathakk ? Aahan takes out his blackberry & dials zack’s cell. It connects but no one picks up. Aahan then looks at aryan & shakes his head.

12. AAHAN Ring ja rahi hai.. Par koi utha nai raha hai. We now see a kid on the street who is apparently cyclin’ towards them. Kid reaches near them & pulls the bicycles brake. Kid stops. Kid pokes aryan & aahan at once from the behind. Aryan & aahan turn around & look down at the kid. Aahan cuts the phone. KID Pese laye ho ? Aahan & aryan look little confused. AAHAN Ha. hazar.. Kyon ? Kid nods a little. KID Marbloro Black Menthol ? Aahan nods a little. Haa..

AAHAN

Kid nods. KID Pehle pese.. bad ki baat baad meh. Aahan takes his wallet out & takes out - TWO 500 RUPEE BILLS. The kid takes it. Kid then looks at it .. Inspectin’ whether it’s real or not. Kid then takes out a walkie talkie from his back & speaks into it. KID (CONT’D) Haa zack bhaiya .. Kaam hogaya. original hai... 1000 .. Doh panso ki. Gandhi wali. Beat. Zack’s House’s Front Door Opens. Zack is headin’ straight towards the gate whilst holdin’ a brown paper bag in his one hand. Zack arrives at the gate. Zack hands aahan the brown paper bag. ZACK Yeh tumhari menthol... doh pack hai. Aahan takes it & looks inside.

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Koi nai.

AAHAN

ARYAN Aur baki dhandha kesa chal raha hai? Aahan stares at aryan. Aahan shakes his head. Zack doesn't mind aryan’s question. ZACK Badiya .. Badiya Kid moves near the gate. Zack takes the money out of the kids hand. Zack then takes a 20 RUPEE BILL FROM HIS SHIRT POCKET. Zack offers it to the kid. Kid takes it. Aryan & aahan are lookin’ at this with an utter surprise. Kid smiles at zack. Kid then leaves on his bicycle. ZACK (CONT’D) Thikh hai .. Happy new year in advance meh.. mazze karna. Sayonara. Zack turns around & starts walkin’ towards the house. Aryan & aahan see zack inchin’ closer to the front door. The front door shuts on it own after zack goes in. Aahan & aryan are still in shock about the whole kid workin’ as a - mule\patrol -scene. AAHAN Tu vahi soch raha hai jo meh soch raha hu ? Aryan nods a little. Ha.

ARYAN

AAHAN Yeh illegal hai mere khayal seh ? ARYAN Toh phir ek kaam karte hai.. Police koh bulate hai. Aur phir beth kar child labor activists koh letter likhte hai sath meh. Tikh hai ? Aahan looks at aryan. Aahan give aryan a look. Aahan then takes out the two menthol pack outta the brown paper bag. Aahan throws the brown paper bag away. Aahan takes out two cigarettes from one pack & lits them up. Aahan passes one to aryan. Aryan & aahan start smokin’. Aryan & aahan then start walkin’ towards their car.

14. ARYAN (CONT’D) Sahi hai parr.. Bachho koh jail meh bhi nai dal sakte. Smooth. AAHAN Idea bura nai hai vese.. Pehle yeh Parle-G aakar verify karta hai ki .. pese hai ya nahi.. Phir andar walkie talkie seh message jata hai.. Pro level. ARYAN Par mann leh ki agar koi bevda ya gunde jesa buyer aata hai.. Aur iss bacche koh utha leta hai.. Toh ? Aahan is on the other side of the car. Aahan puckers his eyebrows whilst reachin’ for his sides car door. AAHAN Tera dimaag ese kyun kaam karta hai ? Aryan opens his sides door whilst lookin’ at aahan. AAHAN (CONT’D) Yeh scenario bilkul possible ho sakta hai. Aryan & aahan both hop in the car at once. Aryan is behind the wheel this time. Aryan ignites the car and maneuvers outta there. EXT. STREET - AFTERNOON Aryan & aahan’s car is rollin’ down the street. Both of them are headin’ for thier el universitia. INT. CAR (MOVIN’) - AFTERNOON Aryan takes a deep puff out of his Marlboro Menthol.. as if it’s his onlie oxygen supply. ARYAN Yeh the best hai.. Best matlab... the best. AAHAN Your welcome.

15. ARYAN Mint ka feel... Hai.. Gale meh jese doh chote AC fit kar diye hona.. Bilkul vesa lag raha hai. Aahan is smokin’ whilst lookin’ out of the window. AAHAN Samaj aa raha hai yeh tujhe ? Yeh kamine humare sath kya kar rahe hai bethe bethe. Kya ?

ARYAN

AAHAN Yeh hummeh slaves bana rahe hai.. Hummari puri life dibbeh meh baandh kardena chahte hai. College ki aisi tesi. Mujhe cafe kholna hai agle saal kuch bhi karke. ARYAN Thode pese hai savings account meh. Hum chota mota sa cafe toh khol hi sakte hai aaram seh. Mujhe vese bhi kantala aa raha hai collge meh. Roz kisi 40-60 saal keh buddho ki kich kich sunno lecture meh. Assignment likho faltu wale. Hatt beh ! Aahan takes the gum outta aryan’s college backpack. Aahan takes one for himself & passes one to aryan. Aryan takes it & starts chewin’ it. Thanks.

ARYAN (CONT’D)

ARYAN (CONT’D) Lecture seh yaad aaya ki.. humme principal ki office meh darshan dene jana hai aaj. Aahan rolls his eyes. Aahan looks little annoyed. AAHAN Vese kya bada guna kiya tha humne ? ARYAN Guard ko gali di thi. Aur soh ki note fad kar uske samne uchali thi.

16. AAHAN Ha... but usne hummeh provoke kiya tha.. kamina roz.. Id card.. Id kidhar hai ? Id kidhar hai ? Namuna sala.. apni biwi koh bhi bedroom meh aate waqt “ID kidhar hai ? .. Id keh bina allowed nai ho tum yaha. Aryan chuckles. ARYAN Parr kese kese logo koh security gaurd ki job dete dete hai yeh namune.. Inki shakkal hee itni bhayanak hoti hai.. ki inhe gate peh dekhte hee college jane ka mood mar jata hai. Chee hatt. Aahan chuckles. Chorna..

AAHAN

EXT. COLLEGE - PARKING LOT - AFTERNOON We see aryan & aahan’s car rollin’ in the parkin’ lot. Aryan pulls the car over. Aryan turns off the ignition. Aryan & aahan get outta the car with their college backpack. ARYAN Taiyar hoja.. Uss buddhe ke lecture ke liye. INT. COLLEGE - CLASSROOM - AFTERNOON Aryan & Aahan walk inside the classroom whilst payin’ zero attention to the professor. Lecture has already begun & is in motion. An old man is movin’ back & forth talkin’ about career & self development - THE TYPICAL BS. Aryan & aahan head towards the last bench. Aryan & aahan reach near the last bench. Aryan & aahan take a seat. Aryan & aahan look at the professor who is rantin’. PROFESSOR Pichle dus saal seh yaha ki ladkiya ladko seh zyada scroe karti hai. Hum sari ladkiyo ko badhawa dege kyonki meh manta hu ki ladkiya ladko seh zyada mehnatti hai.

17. Girls in the class start clappin’ whilst boys look little lost. Aryan & aahan are clappin’ whilst puttin’ on a dead face. Class then quiet downs. PROFESSOR (CONT’D) Aur humari college pure country meh number one hai. Aur yeh sabb ladkiyo ki mehnat ka natija hai. Aahan takes out his blackberry & starts playin’ snakes. Aryan is just lookin’ at the professor with disdain. ARYAN Din bha din nalayak hota ja raha hai yeh buddha sala. Professor looks at bunch of girls in the front & then fixes his eyes on - DOLLY - cute - 19. Professor smiles at dolly. PROFESSOR Potential hai tum sari ladkiyo meh.. Ladko koh pacchad keh aage badh sakti ho. Parr abb uss potential ka kese istama karti ho voh tum parr hai. Parr meh humesha yaha tumhare support meh hu.. Chobbiso gante. Aryan nudges aahan. Aahan pauses his game & looks at aryan. Aahan then looks at what aryan is lookin’ at -- DOLLY SMILIN’ & TALKIN’ WHILST LOOKIN’ AT THE PROFESSOR. Professor is also smilin’ & talkin’ to her. Whilst the girls surroundin’ are dolly are also smilin’ & laughin’. ARYAN Dekh iss buddhe koh.. Aur dekh dolly koh ..kese hass rahi hai uske samne. Khi khi khi. Esa kya hai uss buddhe meh joh hummeh nai.. Treadmill peh 10 minute duar bhi na paye yeh budhau. Ambulance bulani pare iske liye. Aahan & aryan are just lookin’ at the professor & group of girls in front of the professor.. laughin’ & talkin’ with the professor. Aahan shakes his head at this. AAHAN Soch .. Harr saal .. Nayi ladkiya.. Aur yeh tharki.. Potential aur education keh naam par kya kya karta hoga. (MORE)

18. AAHAN (CONT'D) Jawa ladke toh u hee badnam hai .. Asli sarr firre toh yeh buddhe hai. Aryan shakes his head a little. ARYAN Ladkiya kitni bewkoof hai.. Marks aur acche grades keh liye inn budho keh sath kabbadi khelni padti hai. Meh kabhi na karu.. Hatt beh. Doh takka kaam aye voh chale parr maan aur abru upar rehni chahiye meri. Aahan chuckles at aryan’s rant. Aahan then shifts his college bag towards his chest. Aahan then opens up the bag & takes the monster cola out. Aahan then pokes aryan. Aryan looks at the monster cola & nods. Aryan & aahan head downwards. Aryan & aahan then settle down under the bench. Aryan opens up the monster cola. Aryan takes a sip & passes it to aahan. Aahan takes a sip & passes it to aryan. ARYAN (CONT’D) Bhai .. iss buddhe ki faltu kab tak sunni padegi ? Aahan checks his watch. AAHAN Kisi bhi waqt abhi. Humm vese bhi late the. Abb kuch bacha nai hai lecture meh. Chill kar. Aryan is constantly blinkin’ his eyes. Aryan is startin’ to look little tired. ARYAN Nind aa rahi hai. Aahan smiles at aryan. AAHAN Gar jakar thoda soh lege char ek gante aur phir niklege raat koh. Aryan nods. BELL RINGS !!!! We hear the chatter across the classroom. Footsteps becomin’ audible.

19. PROFESSOR (O.S) Ok.. Happy new year ! Be responsible & Be safe ! Assignment next week submit karna hai sabko. Aryan & aahan emerges out from the beneath. Aryan & aahan get up & grab their college bags. Both of them then start walkin’ down with the crowd. Meanwhile, the professor is smilin’ at dolly. Dolly smiles back. Aryan & Aahan see this as they are walkin’ down. Aryan shakes his head. ARYAN Godoh koh nahi mill rahi hai gass aur buddhe kha rahe hai chawanprash. INT. COLLEGE - PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE - AFTERNOON Aryan & aahan are standin’ in front of the principal’s desk. Principal looks at them whilst readin’ their report cards. PRINCIPAL Kya kare tum dono ka ? Padhai toh hoti nahi tum dono seh... aur phir upar seh yeh sab karte rehte ho. Kese chalega ? Sorry sir.

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Aahan looks at aryan & then looks at the principal. AAHAN Yes.. Sorry sir. PRINCIPAL Dekho baat sorry ki nai hai.. Tum dono neh uss gaurd ki insult ki. Ese soh ki naut far kar uske samne uchalna .. achi baat nai hai. Bichara garib insaan hai voh... galat baat hai yeh. Bilkul galat. Aryan push backs. ARYAN Sir parr voh rozz ID ID ID .. Matlab ya toh useh chasme hai ya toh voh gajhni ka aamir khan hai. Aahan chuckles a little. Aahan tries to contain his laughter.

20. PRINCIPAL College keh bhi rules hote hai.. Aese hi kisi koh bhi thodi na andar aane deh sakte hai hum. The peon comes in with a milkshake & gives it to the principal. Peon leaves. Aryan & aahan look at the milkshake glass - it has an umbrealla on it with a long straw - properly done. Principal gets the glass & starts sippin’ the milkshake thru the umbrella straw whilst lookin’ at aryan. ARYAN Sir.. Mere pass ek idea hai agar.. Principal signals aryan to go on whilst he is takin’ a sip outta his milkshake. ARYAN (CONT’D) Aapko yeh guards koh takriban 10 hazaar rupeh dene padte hoge mahine keh.. 4 hai toh 40 hazzar. Uski jagah par agar aap ek thumb scanner dalwa doh. Aur saari jagah CCTV install karwa doh. Aur ek emergency switch set kardo.. toh aapke pese zyada aur problems kam ho sakte hai. Principals keeps sippin’ the milkshake until its over. Principal then stirs his straw. Principal then tires to sip the leftover milkshake at the bottom of the glass & whilst doin’ so he makes some odd noises. Principal then puts the glass on the table. Principal then looks at his watch whilst wipin’ his mouth. Principal then looks at aryan & aahan. PRINCIPAL Agli baar seh matt karna.. Voh padhe likhe nai hai.. Tum dono toh hona. Uske level par matt giro. Chota samaj kar maaf kardo. Aur meh yeh jo ideas diye hai tumne mujhe.. Uss keh bare meh zarur sochuga. Bure nai hai vese. Principal then starts to take his shoes off. Aryan & aahan look puzzled. Principal folds his legs whilst sittin’ on the chair. Principal closes his eyes. Principal starts takin’ deep breathes. Aryan pucker his eyebrow whilst lookin’ confused. Aahan wants to laugh real bad.

21. Aahan puts his one hand over his mouth. Aahan wants to laugh but holds his laughter. Aryan looks at aahan & shakes his head ..tellin’ aahan not laugh. But aryan himself starts to grin a little ..but he knows that he will have to bare this circus. Principal then opens his one eye looks at aryan & aahan & signals them to leave. Aryan & aahan nod at him & leave the office. EXT. COLLEGE - PARKING LOT - AFTERNOON Aryan & aahan are walkin’ towards their car whilst grinnin’ & shakin’ thier heads. ARYAN Cartoon hai woh. Kuch alag hi chal raha hota hai uska. AAHAN Hass toh pate nai hai.. Phir kya fayda. Aryan chuckles a bit. ARYAN Samaj meh nai aata yeh principal hai ya koi adhyatmik baba. Aahan smirks whilst shakin’ his head. AAHAN Tujhe lagta hai .. Ki voh sachme tere ideas consider karega ? Kafi convinced lag raha tha ek pal keh liye. ARYAN Kare toh mazza aye... college ka mahol badal jayega yeh gaurds keh jate hi. Aahan start to crack up. AAHAN Mujhe mazza aata hai yar .. Iss namune keh class lu meh dil seh.. Parr 3rd year meh aata hai yeh gadha. Usseh pehle toh humm dono noh doh gyara ho gaye hoge yaha seh.

22. Aryan smiles whilst shakin’ his head. Aahan & aryan have arrived near thier car. Both of them grab the door open & move inside. INT. CAR - AFTERNOON Aryan & aahan settle in. Aryan is behind the wheel. Aahan & aryan take out a cigarette from marlboro pack & light it up. Both of them start puffin’ it. AAHAN Iski yoga technique mujhe bhi sikhni hai.. Aryan shakes his head whilst laughin’ a little. AAHAN (CONT’D) Nai sach meh ... dekha tha tune usko. Koi pressure nai tha sale ko. Bindass .. Masti seh umbrealla wali straw seh milkshake pi raha tha aur saans andar bahar chor raha tha. Galat line meh aagaya yeh.. isseh koi yoga studio ya ice cream van kholni chahiye thi. Aryan shakes his head whist grinnin’. Aryan turns on the ignition. ARYAN Chorna apna kya. Gar jake so jate hai. Nind toh vese bhi purri nai milegi aaj. Aryan ignites the car & maneuvers outta of there. EXT. ARYAN & AAHAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT We see aryan & aahan leavin’ their house & walkin’ towards their car whilst smokin’ marlboro menthol. Aryan rubs his one eye a little. ARYAN Bhai kuch pina padega.. Nind aa rahi hai muje thodi. Sirf doh gante sone mila hai mushkil seh. AAHAN Tera fault hai.. Tune pura time computer peh hitman khelne meh nikal diya.. Vajai sone keh.

23. ARYAN Tu bhi toh khel raha tha san andreas.. Playstation peh. Sofe peh let kar aaram seh. AAHAN Haan toh.. Meh thodi complain kar raha hu ki mujhe abhi nind aa rahi ya sone ka mood kar raha hai. Aryan rubs his one eye again. AAHAN (CONT’D) Aur roh matt.. Ek monster ya redbul pilege .. Udd jayegi nind doh minute meh. Aur vese bhi yeh kuch bhi nai.. Humne teen din soye bina nonstop hitman kheli thi 12th meh. Yeh toh baccho ka khel hai uske saamne. Both aryan & aahan arrive near the car. Both of the hop in the car. Aryan is behind the wheel. Aryan turns on the ignition & maneuvers the car outta there. INT. CAR (MOVIN’) - NIGHT Aryan is drivin’ with a cigarette in his one hand. Aryan rubs his one eye a little. Aahan has his eyes fixed on his blackberry. Aahan is textin’ with whole lotta passion. Aahan chuckles a little whilst textin’. Aryan notices this. ARYAN Kya hai bhai.. Pure din ya toh voh saap sidi wali game snakes ya toh phir group peh messages. AAHAN Haan toh koi paap hai.. Mazza aata hai .. Tu bhi karke dekh kabhi kabar. Beat. Aahan jams the keyboard. AAHAN (CONT’D) Group meh aur chaar ladkiyo koh add kiya hai aaj. Sab lad rahe hai.. Par unneh pata nai.. Ki asli mount casanova meh hu. Meh. Sarri mere khate meh jayegi. Aryan shakes his head a little at aahan. Aryan then fixes his eyes on the road. Aryan takes a puff outta his marlboro.

24. Aryan looks little down whilst drivin’. Aahan then looks at aryan. Aahan sees that aryan is lookin’ little off, all of a sudden. Aahan stops textin’. Aahan stares at aryan. AAHAN (CONT’D) Kya hua .. Oyee... Udass kyo hogaya ek dum seh. ARYAN Kuch nai bass .... Aryan just keeps starin’ at the road. AAHAN Bass kya ? Bolna ? ARYAN Bass yar.. Thak gaya hu.. you know.. Career .. Pyar aur yeh sari cheezo keh bare meh sochte sochte. AAHAN Zyada matt soch varna tera dimag gum jayega. Tension meh andar chala jayega tu pura. ARYAN Aath mahine pahle business start karne ki koshish ki thi mene yaad hai 12 th keh baad sidha.. aur uss bhadve consultant.. Gore gadhe neh.. French fries ki aulad ne.. sare pese aeth liye. Mom neh phir bhi kuch nai bola mujhe. Par mujhe guilt feel hota hai abhi bhi ki mene uske mehnat keh pese duba diye. Aur cut to : iss gadhi university meh faltu report cards aur poor perfomance.. Meh constant let down hu yar. Mujhe uske chehre peh genuine smile dekhni hai. Usseh pride feel karwani hai kuch bada karke. Mujhe kuch karna hai.. itne saare pese kamane hai ki matlab usseh koi tension na rahe hummari. She worries too much. Meh usseh let down nai karna chahta. Mujhe pese kamane hai kuch bhi karke. Jaldi. Ek dum jaldi. AAHAN Oyee.. Tension matt leh yeh sarri chizo ka. (MORE)

25. AAHAN (CONT'D) Next year hum dhoom dham seh cafe start karege. Dekhna thode saalo meh starbucks ki bhi band baja dege humm dono. Phir mom koh ek bada sa garr kahrid keh dege gift meh. Aryan smiles a little. ARYAN Sarri cheeze possible hai.. Sivaay the starbuck ki band bajoin’ wala part .. Impossible.. Starbucks raste ki kitli nai hai ki koi bhi dhaka maar kar chala jayien usseh. Aahan smirks a little. AAHAN Kyon ? Vese bhi faltu coffee hoti hai salo ki. .. Sirf woh bikrati hui harri baal wali ladki ka logo. Aur phir kehte hai lao ek lakh rupeh coffee keh ? Mazak hai ? Jangli suvar jesi lagti hai mujhe voh coffee taste meh. Mazak nai kar raha hu. Humm naye flavours layege.. chocolate coffee, black/brown coffee aur menhtol coffee. Tu dekhna pese hi pese baad meh. Starbucks ki aisi tesi. Aryan smirks whilst shakin’ his head a little. ARYAN Fingers crossed. Mere investment fund wale idea seh zyada better lagg raha hai yeh cafe ka idea. Mujhe vese bhi coffee ki smell achi lagti hai toh mazza ayegi cafe start karne meh. AAHAN Welcome kamineeeeeee. Par hot ladkiyo koh meh serve karuga. Aryan chuckles a bit. ARYAN Humm dono bhai hai.. share karege saath meh. Aahan shakes his head a little whilst smilin’.

26. AAHAN Yeh mahabharat nai hai aryan. Jisko mili uski... koi sharin’ nai hone wali.. Phele seh bata raha hu tujhe. Aryan grins whilst shakin’ his head. ARYAN Kamine... par soch draupadi keh toh mazze hote hoge. Paanch ladke paanch guna gifts. Paanch guna compliments. Paanch guna pyar. Paanch guna protection. AAHAN (sarcastic) I think draupadi zinda hoti agar toh pakka disagree karti tujhse. Aryan shakes his head a little. ARYAN Tu sirf jealous hai aur kuch nai. Aahan smirks a little. AAHAN Chalo aacha hai aaj doh marlboro menthol keh pack ka jugar kar liya mene subah varna reds ya toh gold pini padti new years ki raat parr. Aryan then checks his cigarette packet. Aryan turns little quiet. ARYAN Gussa matt hona. Aahan looks at aryan slowly. AAHAN Kyon kya hua ? Aryan licks his lips a little whilst lookin’ nervous. ARYAN Voh mene jab tu aadhe gante keh liye pranshu koh milne ... bahar gaya tha panch bajje toh. Mene voh.. Aryan pauses.

27. AAHAN Toh voh Kya ? Suspense matt create kar ! ARYAN Mene voh dusra packet teri bag meh seh nikaal keh phookh diya tha. Pura. AAHAN Tu kamina hai. Abb beth keh halwa banayege ? Abb itni raat koh kaha seh menthol ka jugaar karege. Abb reds ya toh gold pini paregi new years peh.. voh bhi teri vajah seh. Kamine. Aahan looks little disappointed. Aryan just keeps drivin’ whilst starin’ in front. Aryan is tryin’ to think of some sorta hack. ARYAN Irva keh garpe... Aahan looks confused. Kya ?

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ARYAN Uska baap Godfrey philips walo keh liye kaam karta hai. Pakka bata raha hu meh ... uske baap koh bhi menthol pasand hai.. jabb 12th meh uske garpe irva koh milne jata tha.. Toh sale keh room meh humesha teen char marlboro menthol keh packet idhar udhar paddeh hue hote the. Trust me.. voh ban keh baad bhi foriegn seh maal import karwata hoga. Ek packet meh 10 cigarette keh pack hote hai.. ek pack meh 20 cigarettes toh.. Total 200 cigarettes. Smoooothhh. AAHAN I dont think ki yeh aacha idea hai... New years peh kisi keh garpe daaka dalna. Uska baap thoda teda hai.. marr vaar dega humm dono koh. ARYAN Parr yeh marlboro menthol ka savaal hai.. (MORE)

28. ARYAN (CONT'D) Ek doh packet miss nai karega woh. Ro matt tu. Bahut pese hai uske pass. Aahan tilts his head a little. AAHAN Kuch zyada hi nai lagg raha tujhe.. I mean.. Matlab menthol pasand hai parr agar uske liye kisi keh garmeh dka dalna padeh aur laat gusseh kahne paddeh toh fir kya faida ? ARYAN Kya baat kar raha hai tu.. arey menthol keh liye jaan de du meh apni.. Chote mote laat gusseh kya cheez hai. Aahan smile whilst shakin’ his head. Aryan also smiles whilst rubbin’ his chin. AAHAN Kamina ha tu ek number ka. Toh phir chalo bhabhi ji keh garpe... Ek doh marlboro menthol keh packet utha lege aur bhabh ji keh darshan bhi karte aayege saath meh. Aryan smiles. Aryan then keeps drivin’ whilst starin’ in front. ARYAN Oye.. Meh kya keh raha hu ki irva keh garpe jane seh pehle professor keh garpe hoke aate hai. Kya bolta ? AAHAN Kyon itna pasand hai voh buddha tujhe ? Itni raat koh kya karna hai tujhe vaha parr ? Aryan grins a little. ARYAN Tube light.. Yaad hai subah dolly kese dekh rahi thi uss buddhe koh. Kya pata dolly ki dolly nikkal rahi ho aaj raat koh ? Aahan smiles with his tongue out. Aryan also flaunts a large mischievous grin.

29. ARYAN (CONT’D) Humm uske garr seh thoda dur park karke dekhe gain. Thikh hai. Buddhe koh pata nai chalna chaiye. Koi aawaz nai honi chahiye. Silent assasin. AAHAN Durr matlab .. Kya telescope seh dekhege. Usseh yeh bhi pata nai ki hummare pass konsi car hai. Koi farak nai padta. Darrne ki koi zarurat nahi hai. Relax kar. Aur pehle bola hota toh meh durbin lekeh aata. Aryan smiles whilst shakin’ his head. Aryan shifts the gear & speeds up. EXT. PROFESSOR’S HOUSE - NIGHT Aryan pulls over real slow. Aryan turns off the ignition. Aahan is rubbin’ his hands. Aryan then looks at aahan with a mischievous smirk on his face. Aahan smirks back. Aryan & aahan then turn towards professors’s house. Aryan & aahan start to look at professor’s house. Aryan pops his fingers whilst lookin’ at professor’s house INT. CAR - NIGHT Aahan & aryan are anticipatin’ somethin’ entertainin’. Aryan lights up one marlboro menthol whilst lookin’ at professor’s house. Aahan is just starin’ at professor’s house -PATIENTLY. Aryan then drops his lighter down all of sudden. Aryan looks down but is unable to see the lighter. Aryan ducks downwards to find his lighter. Meanwhile, aahan is still starin’ at professor’s house. ARYAN Kidhar hai yeh lighter... Gadi keh niche doh tin light honi chahiye. Kantala hai yar. Then all of a sudden.. aahan notices dolly walkin’ towards the professor’s house. Aahan loses it. Aahan jumps up and down in his seat. Aahan starts to shake aryan who is still tryna find his lighter. AAHAN Oye... jaldi... jaldi dekh... jaldi! Dolly andar ja rahi hai!

30. Aryan gets up real fast & looks at the events unfoldin’ in front of him. Aahan is still in shock. ARYAN Mene kaha tha na... mujhe kuch loche lagg rahe the. Dekh dekh.. Dolly opens the front gate of the professor’s house & walks in the garden. Dolly starts to walk towards the main door. Dolly reaches near the door. Dolly opens it & walks in. Dolly then turns around to shut it. AAHAN Darwaza khula rakha tha ussne dekha ? Bahut shana hai yeh buddha ! ARYAN Tharki hai yeh sala. All of a sudden 1 st floors light turns up. Aryan almost jumps in aahans seat .. tryin’ to get a better view. ARYAN (CONT’D) Potential bahar aa raha hai ubhar ubhar keh. AAHAN Iski band bajane ka mann kar raha hai mujhe. Bahut ucchal raha tha yeh parents teacher meetin’ meh. Badi complain kar raha tha yeh humari. Aryan laughs a little. Aryan shakes his head a little. AAHAN (CONT’D) Yaha baccho ko parle G nahi mil raha.. Aur yeh buddhe seven course meal kha rahe hai. Aryan is still on aahans seat. Aryan & aahan are lookin’ out of the window as if some kind of a circus is goin’ on in front of them. AAHAN (CONT’D) Koi man maryada nai hai aaj kal ki ladkiyo meh. Cheee. ARYAN Jese ki tere meh bhar bhar keh paddi ho..

31. AAHAN Dolly seh toh zyada hai, utna toh keh sakta hu. The professor comes near the window & shuts the curtains close. Aahan & aryan raise their eyebrows. Aryan slowly gets back to his seat. AAHAN (CONT’D) Hai reh kalyug. ARYAN Chal nikalte hai ... case closed. Dolly ki doli niklegi aaj. Aahan then sports a mischievous grin. AAHAN Uske baap ka number hai mere friend ke pass. Ek phone aur sab titar pitar ho jayega idhar.. Sirf doh minute. Diwali seh bhi zyada shor sharaba hoga. Aryan is smilin’ & shakin’ his head whilst lookin’ at aahan. Aryan shakes his index finger. ARYAN Dusro ki cheetah par haath sekna acchi baat nai hai. Aur upar seh New year hai aaj. Bacchi ki jan lega kya tu. Aahan throws his one hand in the air. AAHAN Bacchi ? Konsi bacchi beh ? Konsi baachi budho keh saath soti hai. Iss parr taras khane ki zarurat nai hai. Aryan chuckles a bit. Aryan shakes his head a little & then looks at the professors house. ARYAN Tujhe kya lag raha hai..... yeh dono kya kar rahe hoge andar ? Aahan lights one cigarette up. AAHAN Viva aur oral aur kya ? Aryan chuckles whilst pullin’ his tongue out.

32. AAHAN (CONT’D) Chal .. Nikalte hai yaha seh. Thodi der baad ayege phirse.... DLSR VSLR LEKAR. Aryan chuckles whilst shakin’ his head. Aryan bangs the handle with his one hand whilst laughin’. Aahan smirks. ARYAN Buddhe koh blackmail karege.. Cigarette keh sare pese issi seh nikal wayege. Aahan starts shakin’ his head whilst laughin’. Aryan turns on the ignition. We see their car rollin’ out of there. EXT. IRVA’S HOUSE - NIGHT Aryan pulls over the car & turns the ignition off. INT. CAR - NIGHT Aryan looks at irva’s house. Irva’s house is well lit. Aryan takes a deep breathe in whilst lookin’ at irva’s house. Aahan sees this. Aryan then looks in the front. Aryan takes a deep breathe once again. AAHAN Tu sure hai.. Hum invited nai hai. Aryan looks at aahan. Aryan nods. ARYAN Yeh india hai. Kisi ki party ya shadi meh gusne keh liye invitation ki zarurat nai hoti. Aahan chuckles. ARYAN (CONT’D) Aur tu goom matt hojana kisi ladki keh sath ? Aahan nods. Aryan then looks in front. Aryan takes a deep breathe in & grabs his college bag. Aahan looks at aryan. AAHAN Baba ramdev abb nikale. Aryan loses it & laughs a little. Aahan smirks. Aryan & aahan press the door open & step outside the car.

33. EXT. IRVA’S HOUSE - NIGHT Aryan & aahan shut their car’s doors & start to walk towards irva’s house.(FUNKY FUNNY MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND - FOR FEW SECONDS ) AAHAN Mujhe pagal matt bana. Cigarette toh ek bahana hai. Tujhe irva ko dekhna hai. Tu pura devdas ban gaya hai uske liye. Aryan shakes his head & smiles a bit. ARYAN Uss picture meh paro koh devdas pasand tha. Par yaha irva koh mujh meh sirf ek dost nazar aata hein aur kuch nai. (beat) Parr sirf ek baat mujhe abb tak samaj nai aayi. Mene isko doh baari propose mara.. Acche flowers aur mehngi wali chocolates keh sath. Usne dono baar pehle flowers aur chocolates le liye uske baad thenga dikha kar ravana ho gai. Bata rahu tujhe.. Yeh ladki bhaut pahuchi hui hai. Aahan smirks whilst shakin’ his head a little. AAHAN Toh phir mar goli.. Koi aur dundh le ? Sekdo machliya hai talab meh ! Aryan shakes his head a little. ARYAN Irva cigartte ki tarah ek burri aadat ban gayi hai.. chorna mushkil hai abb usseh. Parr kya pata agle saal cafe kholne keh baad koi aachi ladki mil jaye. Aahan grins a little. AAHAN Parr agar fass gaye toh kya karege ? Irva koh kya kahege ? Aur agar uske gende boyfriend neh hummeh dekh liya toh ?

34. ARYAN Tu abhi seh mera blood pressure high kar raha hai. Aur vese bhi humm irva seh hi hello karne nai aaye. Aur jaha takk baat rahi chota bheem ki. Sar fodd dege uska agar samne aayega toh. Aryan grins a little. AAHAN Oyee aur meh kya keh raha hu ki agar humm yeh sara natak kar hi rahe hai toh phir laggeh hath monster ya redbull ka carton utha lege fridge meh seh. Aryan sulks. ARYAN Monster ya redbull kyon.. Pura gar hee saaf kardete hai. Apne baap ka gar hai na. Aahan snaps. AAHAN Natak matt kar. Dekh teri vajah seh aana pad raha hai mujhe. Toh bhav mat kha kamine. Aur “baap ka gar” Matlab.. ladkiya pese vali nai hosakti hai kya ? Teri mentality kitni backward hai. Aryan shakes his head. ARYAN Tu itna ajeeb kyo hai ? AAHAN Nai.. Par yeh sach baat hai.. Humm pesa aur success ladko seh associate karte hai.. Aur khubsurati ladkiyo seh. Kabhi koi zyada expectations hee nai rakhte hai humm ladkiyo seh. ARYAN Tere meh kuch zyada hi empathy bhari padi hai. Mujhe nai lagta ki ladkiya hum jese ladko par daya dikati hogi. Toh phir hum kyon mother teresa banne phire unke liye. (MORE)

35. ARYAN (CONT'D) Koi zarurat nai hai inke liye soft spot rakhne ka. Already sarri duniya neh sarr parr chara rakha hai ladkiyo koh. AAHAN Humarri mom bhi toh ek ladki hai. Divorce keh baad kafi sacrifices kiye hai usne hummare liye. Aryan gives aahan a “Thats not fair” look. ARYAN Aee... Tu harbar alag alag angle laga kar mujhe guilty feel karwata hai. Kaminee. Aahan grins a little. Aryan & aahan reach near irva’s house’s gate. Aryan & aahan waltz in. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - GARDEN - NIGHT Aryan & aahan have graced irva’s party. Everyone is partyin’. Drinks all over the place. The garden is filled with boys & girls rangin’ from 18 to 24. Trash Rap Music Is Bein’ Played. The entire place is lit with yellow LED’S. Aryan & aahan start to maneuver through a very heavy crowd. Aryan is not pleased with the crowd. ARYAN Beh yeh sabji mandi jitni bheed kyon hai yaha par. AAHAN Humari school wale na dikh jae toh aacha hai. Aryan & aahan slowly make way thru the crowd. Aryan then stops and looks around to find a safe entrance. Aahan is standin’ in back. Aahan catches the attention of bunch of women standin’ lil far from him. Aahan smiles & nods at them. Women look flattered & smile back at aahan. Aahan smiles & does a V - VICTORY SIGN AT THEM. Women start to laugh a little whilst lookin’ at aahan. Aryan turns back as he hears women laughin’. Aryan looks at those women smilin’ at aahan & then sees aahan smilin’ at them like a kid. Aahan then looks at aryan & his smile disappears.

36. AAHAN (CONT’D) Sorry. Woh hass rahi thi mere samne. Party ki spirit meh beh gaya thoda. Aryan gives him a blank look. Aryan shakes his head. Aryan then turns around. Aahan moves a little & stands besides him. Aryan points at the side door. Aahan sees it & nods. ARYAN Hum waha seh andar jayege. Safe lag raha hai.. Main darwaze peh zyada risk hai. As aryan & aahan are plottin’ thier break in. Some wierd lookin’ tall dude bumps into them & divides them. Aahan & aryan stares at him with disdain. The giraffe doesn't even looks back.. he keeps on walkin’. AAHAN Mene socha neanderthals mar gaye the toh yeh kese zinda reh gaya. ARYAN Jangli hai sab ke sab yaha peh. Bevde kahike. Manners naam ki cheez nai inmeh. AAHAN Humm bhi rare occasion par pite hai. ARYAN Thodi... aur woh bhi red wine. Class. Difference. Aur hum special hai. Inn gahdo seh matt compare kar tu hum dono koh. Aahan smirks. Aryan & aahan then looks at the side door. Both of them start walkin’ towards the sidedoor whilst smilin’ at total strangers in the way. It takes them a while to reach near the side door. Aryan & aaahn are now standin’ in front of the side door. Aryan & aahan are about to head in but both of them notice bunch of beautiful mature ladies in saree walkin’ towards them. Aryan & aahan smile at them whilst givin’ them space to walk out of the side door. Those ladies smile at them & leave for the garden. Aahan & aryan are still lookin’ at those beautiful ladies walkin’ in the garden. AAHAN Late 20’s aur 30’s wali aurto ka swag hi kuch alag hota hai.

37. ARYAN Chor.. Yeh moh maya.. Andar chalte hai abb. Chal.

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Aryan & aahan are about to walk in as two drunk girls boltz in from the back & tear them apart. Those two girls walk thru them. Those two girls march in the house whilst laughin’. Aryan & aahan shake their head whilst nursin’ their shoulders. ARYAN Mujhe dar lag raha hai.. Meh sholay ka thakur na banjau aaj. AAHAN Meh kya kehta hu, ek baar menthol ka packet mil jaye, Uske baad police ko public phone seh ek call karte hai. Legal age 21 haina drinkin’ ki. Maza ayega bata raha hu. Aryan looks at aahan whilst smilin’. Aryan shakes his head a little. ARYAN Aaj sabki band bajane keh mood meh lag rah hai tu. Baddi masti sujj rahi hai tujhe aaj.. kyon. Aahan shakes his head a little. AAHAN Chal. Kaam par lagte hai. Aryan & aahan walk in the house. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - GROUND FLOOR - NIGHT Aryan & aahan have arrived in. Hallway. They both look around. Television has some Christmas movie goin’ on. Bunch of men & women are watchin’ it whilst sittin’ on a sofa. Some of men & women are sittin’ down on the floor. The other half is loiterin’ & chattin’ in the hallway. There are various rooms filled with all sorts of young & crazy people. Aahan then looks at the kitchen area. Aahan sees bunch of men & women havin’ beers, monster cola. Aahan smiles. Aahan grabs his collar.

38. AAHAN Monster hai yaha. I repeat, captain. Monster keh cans hai yaha parr. Aryan looks at aahan. Aryan shakes his head a little. ARYAN Hum log janwar nai hai. Cigarette churana phir bhi thikh hai par tu toh iss bichari ka gar hee saaf kar dega. Aur already humm itna risk le rahe hai. Nai. No. Negative. Aahan stares at aryan. Aryan realizes that he has no option but to give in. ARYAN (CONT’D) Thikh hai.. Par ek ya doh. Pura fridge matt saaf kar dena. Aahan smiles. AAHAN Ok.. Ek tere liye aur doh mere liye. Aryan smiles whilst shakin’ his head. ARYAN Aur inke sath party karne matt beth jana. Drink offer kare toh mana kar dena. Kehna ki tujhe liver cancer hai. Aahan puckers his face. AAHAN Ok.. Bhabhi ji milegi toh hello kahuga. ARYAN Rehne dena tu .. Kyon meri bp upar kar raha hai. Aahan chuckles with his tongue out. AAHAN Mazak kar raha hu... Par tu sure toh haina ki cigarette keh packet uske baap ke room meh hi hoge. Nahi hua toh ? I mean tujhe 6 ( che ) mahine hue hai irva keh garpe aaye. (MORE)

39. AAHAN (CONT'D) Kya pata usne jagah badal di ho abb takk ? Aryan nods a little. ARYAN 100% sure hu. Tu tension matt leh. First floor peh hai uska kamra. AAHAN Toh phir ek kaam karta hu. Pehle tere sath aata hu. Room keh bahar khada rehta hu. Tujhe signal duga agar koi upar aata hai toh. Safety keh liye. Meh uska dhyan bataunga aur tu sarak lena ya chup jana andar kahi. Ok. Aryan thinks a little then nods. Ok.

ARYAN

Both of them start walkin’ forward. Aryan & aahan head for the 1st floor whilst smilin’ & noddin’ at the crowd. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - STAIRS - NIGHT Aryan & aahan start climbin’ them stairs real quick. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - FIRST FLOOR - NIGHT Aryan & aahan make it to the top. Both of them walk towards irva’s dad’s room. Aahan then takes couple of steps back to see if anyone is lookin’ or headin’ towards the stairs or not. Aahan then looks at aryan who is standin’ in front of irva’s dad’s room’s door. Aahan signals aryan - THUMBS UP GOOD TO GO. Aryan nods. ARYAN (hush tone) Signal karna.. Ok.

Ok.

AAHAN (nods)

Aryan opens the door & goes inside whilst aahan is out there keepin’ a watch. Aahan’s blackberry buzzes a little. Aahan takes it out of his front pocket. Aahan then looks at the text & chuckles. Aahan starts textin’. Aahan moves his head a little whilst textin’. Aahan chuckles whilst textin’.

40. INT. IRVA’S DAD’S ROOM - NIGHT Meanwhile.. aryan is inside irva’s dad’s room. Aryan is lookin’ for cigarettes. Aryan is goin’ through different drawers but is unable to find anything. Aryan tries couple of other drawers. Aryan shakes his head a little as almost all the drawers are filled with cosmetics & perfumerias. Aryan heads on the other side of the room & starts goin’ thru all the drawers but is unable to find anything. Aryan stops. Aryan strolls thru the room whilst lookin’ devastated. Aahan then then looks around & throws his hands up in the air. Aryan then shakes his head whilst bitin’ his lower lip. Aryan then looks at another wooden door inside the room which leads to irva’s dad’s office. Aryan raises his eyebrow. Aryan walks towards the door & opens it. INT. IRVA’S DAD’S OFFICE - NIGHT The office is well lit & furnished. Aryan is pacin’ towards the office’s desk. Aryan arrives near the desk & starts openin’ different drawers. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - FIRST FLOOR - NIGHT Meanwhile.. aahan is textin’ whilst leanin’ his one side on the staircase. Aahan just chuckles a little whilst textin’. Aahan’s neck is totally bent - just starin’ at his balckberry whilst textin’. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - GROUND FLOOR - NIGHT We now see irva emergin’ outta of the other side of the hallway and headin’ in the direction of the stairs. Aahan is too busy textin’ his friend to notice irva headin’ for the stairs. Irva sees aahan textin’ whilst leanin’ his one side on the staircase. Irva pucker her face. Irva looks little confused. INT. IRVA'S HOUSE - STAIRS - NIGHT Irva then starts to climb up the stairs. Irva just puckers her face whilst starin’ at aahan. Irva keeps climbin’ those stairs and in no time arrives near the end.

41. INT. IRVA'S HOUSE - FIRST FLOOR - NIGHT Irva is now on the first floor. Aahan ?

IRVA

Aahan almost trips. Phone slips out of aahan’s hands. Aahan leg fumble.. Aahan grabs staircase real quick. Aahan almost falls on the marble floor whilst grabbin’ staircase with his one hand to gain’ some balance. Aahan somehow gets up as irva walks up to him. Aahan looks at irva as if he has seen some sort of a ghost. Aahan swallows a lump whilst lookin’ terrified. Irva is standin’ in front of aahan. Aahan picks his blackberry which is lyin’ down on the floor. Irva just stares at him whilst lookin’ confused. IRVA (CONT’D) Kya kar rahe ho tum idhar. I dont think ki mene tumhe yaha par invite kiya hai. Hmmm. Aahan says nothing for a while. Aahan looks little lost. Aahan swallows a lump. Irva just stares at aahan. Aahan then grabs the back of his neck and starts rubbin’ it whilst lookin’ nervous. AAHAN Woh .. uhh.. Voh meh .. Mujhe tumhare ek dost ne invite kiya tha. Kitni ajeeb baat hai... yaad hai reyansh. 12th - B meh seh ? Irva knows aahan is lyin’. IRVA Really ? Parr reyansh koh toh tez bukhar hai aur voh abhi St. marry hospital meh hai. Funny hmm ? Aahan is fucked. Aahan just breathes whilst lookin’ at irva. Aahan licks his lower lip. Aahan swallows a lump. AAHAN Voh .. usne hospital seh sidha invite kiya tha mujhe.. bistar par lete hue.. Uske pass bhi blackberry hai. Irva knows aahan is lyin’. Irva folds her arms & makes a pose.

42. IRVA Aryan kidhar hai ? Where is he, aahan ? Aahan smiles at irva in a nervous manner. AAHAN Woh niche hai. Kitchen meh. IRVA Ok.. Take me to him.. Leke chalo mujhe uske pass. AAHAN Ok.. Toh chalo. After you. Irva turns around. Irva heads for the stairs. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - STAIRS - NIGHT Irva starts climbin’ down the stairs. Aahan follows her. Irva is way ahead of aahan. Aahan is climbin’ down stairs little slow. Irva keeps climbin’ down the stairs. But then all of a sudden aahan pause’s for a bit. Aahan looks back. Aahan look worried as he sees no sign of aryan. Aahan then looks down at the stairs whilst shakin’ his head a little. Aahan then turns back towards irva side. Aahan starts climbin’ down the stairs. Irva pauses & turns back a little. Irva notice aahan is too far. Irva shakes her head a little. IRVA Kitna dhire utarte te ho tumm... Take me to him.. Jaldi. Aahan nods whilst climbin’ down the stairs. Aahan looks little anxious. AAHAN Voh stairs par kafi baar gir chuka hu meh toh isliye.. thoda dhire chalta hu meh humesha. Irva turns & starts headin’ down. Aahan looks back one last time. Aahan knows that aryan is screwed if someone walks in the room. Aahan shakes his head. Aahan then turns around & quickly starts walkin’ down to join irva. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - GROUND FLOOR - NIGHT Irva takes a right turn towards the kitchen. Aahan follows her. Aahan catches up. Irva heads inside the kitchen. Irva then sees on of her friend standin’ near the fridge.

43. Irva’s friend smiles at her in welcomin’ manner. Irva smiles back at her whilst walkin’ towards her. Irva gives her a polite two tappa cheek kiss. Irva then starts havin’ a conversation with her. Aahan is standin’ near the kitchen’s entrance whilst lookin’ at irva talkin’ to her friend. Aahan shakes her head a little. Meanwhile... Irva’s mother emerges from the side door & is headin’ towards the stairs. Aahan notices this. Aahan’s face turns pale. Aahan just watches irva’s mother headin’ towards the stairs. Aahan looks terrified. Irva’s mother is now near the stairs. Irva’s mother starts climbin’ up those stairs. Aahan loses the sight of irva’s mother as she moves further. Aahan just breathes a little whilst shakin’ his head. Aahan puts his hands around his neck and acts as if someone is chokin’ him to death. Aahan pulls his tongue out of his mouth. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - FIRST FLOOR - NIGHT Meanwhile.. irva’s mother is now almost at the end stairs. She walks further. Irva’s mother is now on floor .. inchin’ towards irva’s dad’s room. She is standin’ in front of irva’s dad’s room. She knocks door.

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IRVA’S MOTHER Sweety.. you in there .. Irva. Irva beta. INT. IRVA’S DAD’S OFFICE - NIGHT Aryan is in the office lookin’ at a drawer as hears the knock on the door. Aryan’s face turns pale. Aryan swallows a lump. Aryan closes the drawer & starts to move around frantically in the office. Lookin’ here & there.. tryin’ to find a place to hide. Aryan then gets outta the office. INT. IRVA’S DAD’S ROOM - NIGHT Aryan closes the office door real slow. IRVA’S MOTHER Irva.. Is that you ? Tumhe shittal auntie bula rahi hai. Aryan look scared as he turns & looks at the door. Aryan is desperate to hide himself. Aryna looks around. Aryan then aims for the bed. Aryan jumps on the bed. Aryan then cover himself with a thick comforter. Irva’s mother had enough. She opens the door & looks around.

44. No one is there except an odd figure lyin’ on the bed with a thick comforter. Irva’s mother think it’s - Irva’s dad. She just shakes her head. She walks in the room & heads for the mirror & starts doin’ her makeup. IRVA’S MOTHER (CONT’D) Yeh.. Lo.. Yaha so gaye hai. Kitni baar 15 minute keh power nap lete ho din meh. Chuttiyo (Holidays) meh pure din bahane bankar sote rehte ho. Huh. Irva’s mother see that irva’s dad is not respondin’. IRVA’S MOTHER (CONT’D) Dekho toh.. Motta gadda odh kar so gaye hai. Na koi fikar na kuch.. Bass aaram seh lete hue hai. She then looks into the mirror. She then grabs the brush lyin’ in front of her. She starts brushin’ her hair for awhile. She then puts down the brush. She then adjust her bra a little whilst starin’ at herself in the mirror. She applies little lipstick & puckers her lips. She then applies colone on her wrists. She smells it & smiles. She then looks into the mirror whilst smilin’. She is satisfied with her appearance.. atleast for now. She then looks at the bed. She sees no movement. She shakes her head whilst sulkin’. She leaves the room. Door closes & clicks as she leaves. Aryan gets up whilst pushin’ the comforter off of himself. He is pantin’ heavily. He puts his hand around his chest. He then wipes the sweat off his forehead. He gets off the bed & aims for the door. But as he is about to leave.. He notices a small drawer near the bed. Right in the corner. One place he missed. Bein’ a curious soul.. aryan cant help it but to go for it. He moves towards it. He leans down. He opens the drawer & we see his jaw drop as if he has seen a beautiful woman. Aryan smirks. The drawer is filled with four packets of marlboro black menthol. He licks the corner of his mouth. He then breathes in. He takes two packets of marlboro black menthol out of the drawer. He then takes out his bag & opens the second chain. He then puts them inside the bag. He closes the chain. He pushes the drawer. He gets up. He starts to walk towards the door. He is about to open the door & head out.. but he stops. He turns his head & looks at the drawer. He shakes his head. He heads back. He opens the drawer & takes the remainin’ two packets. He stuffs it in his college bag & zips it close. He pushes back the drawer. He gets up & heads for the exit.

45. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - STAIRS - NIGHT Meanwhile, irva is climbin’ up the stairs. ITALIAN MUSIC - PARLAMI D’AMORE MARIU - Starts to roll as she climbs further. Irva keeps climbin’. Irva is almost on the first floor now. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - FIRST FLOOR - NIGHT Aryan walks outta the room. Aryan closes the door real slow. Aryan starts to head for the stairs & freezes as he sees irva in front of her. Irva looks at aryan & puckers her face. Irva stops climbin’ the stairs for a second. Aryan just looks like a nervous kid who just got caught doin’ somethin’ shady by his school teacher. IRVA Hello there. Irva heads towards aryan. Irva climbs up & walks couple of steps forward. Irva is now standin’ in front of aryan. ARYAN (beat) Hi .. Irva.. Kesi ho tum. Long time no see. Irva stares at aryan. Irva doesn't smile. IRVA (serious) Kya kar rahe the tum room keh andar akele ? Aryan is outta words. Aryan looks around. Aryan rubs his neck with his one hand. Aryan then looks at irva. ARYAN Washroom dundh raha tha.. Pata nai. Kisi neh kaha voh yaha par hoga, so meh upar chal aya. Toilet karne. Irva just stares at aryan. Irva knows that aryan is lyin. Irva then looks at aryan’s bag. IRVA Aryan ! Bag keh andar kya hai ? Aryan grabs his bag’s collar dearly.

46. ARYAN (Stutterin’) Kuch .. Kuch bhi toh nai.. sanitizer.. Deodorant.. Sunscreen. Aur thodi chew gum .. Tissue paper.. boys stuff you know. Irva extends her hand. IRVA Accha ? Mujhe dikhao toh phir. Aryan shakes his head. Irva widens her eyes & flares her nostrils. Aryan then takes the bag from his back & gives it to her. Irva takes the bag outta aryan’s hands & starts checkin’ it. First chain- Wet wipes.. Sanitizer.. Deodrant.. Chew Gum. Then she opens the second chain .. Lo & behold ..( 4 Packets of Marlboro black menthol ). Irva shakes her head in disbelief. Irva stares at aryan. Aryan swallows a lump. Irva closes the chain & throws the bag at aryan. IRVA (CONT’D) Meh soch rahi hu ki voh cigarette ka packet kaha seh aaya hoga tumare bag meh. Hmmm? ARYAN Look.. Meh pese de sakta hu. Irva shakes her head. Irva takes her one hand out & signals him that he doesn't need to pay. IRVA Koi zarurat nai hai. Honestly.. agar tumhe jaldi marne ka shokh hai toh by all means... Tumhari marzi. Tumhe tumari health ki zara bhi chinta nai hai. Toh phir phook te raho. Highschool meh bhi ese hi the tumm. Last bench meh apne bhai keh saath bethkar cigarette pite rehte the. Aryan looks down at the floor. Aryan smiles a little. Aryan then looks up to irva. ARYAN Vese bhi kon royega agar meh marr jauga toh. Meri mom ya toh mera bhai.. Par shayad takk seh mera bhai bhi mere saath upar hi hoga.. umm.. Irva swallows a lump.

47. ARYAN (CONT’D) Toh phir kya chinta.. hmm ? Irva stares at aryan. Irva feels little sad for aryan. Aryan notices irva’s red dress. ARYAN (CONT’D) Happy New Year.. Irva. Tum peh red suit karta hai. You look pretty in red. Aryan gives irva a sad smile. Aryan leaves. Irva watches aryan climbin’ down the stairs. Sadness across irva’s face intensifies as aryan reaches down. Aryan heads for the side door & disappears. Irva looks little lo-ho - little broken and sad. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - GARDEN - NIGHT Aahan is smokin’ in a corner whilst playin’ snakes. Aryan spots him & walks towards him. Aryan taps aahan’s shoulder. ARYAN Ludo baad meh khelna. Aahan turns around & smiles. Aahan shows his teeth ( cheese ) whilst touchin’ his earlobe... tryna say sorry to aryan. AAHAN Areyy bhai.. meh signal dene ka try karta tab tak irva pahuch gai thi.. sorry .. Hope ki bhabhiji neh bhaut dat nai lagai hogi. Aryan shakes his head a little. ARYAN Arre kuch nai.. aur vese bhi usse mujh meh koi interest nai hai toh..... (beat) Par cigarettes mil gayi.. Usne doh baat kahi par.. Meh toh hu hee deedh insaan. Aahan smirks. AAHAN (beat) Agar interest nai hota usseh tujhme toh cigarette keh packet keh sath nai jane deti tujhe bahar ese. Think about it.

48. Aryan smiles a bit. ARYAN Chal nikalte hai.. isseh pehle uska baap hummeh pakkad le. Aahan smiles a little. Aryan & aahan then start walkin’ out. Everyone is either little tipsy or stoned. Aryan & aahan make way thru all of them whilst headin’ for the gate. EXT. IRVA’S HOUSE - NIGHT Aryan & aahan are walkin’ towards their car whilst smokin’. ARYAN Kidhar ja rahe hai vese ..ab ? AAHAN Thoda idhar udhar gumege .. Phir shaurya keh garpe sidha. ARYAN Okie dokie. Aahan throws the cigarette butt away as if he is discardin’ some dead fly. Aryan & aahan reach near the car. Both of them hop in the car. Both of them settle in. Aahan is behind the wheels this time. Aahan turns on the ignition & maneuvers out of there. EXT. STREET - NIGHT Car is rollin’. Aryan & aahan are lookin’ in front. INT. CAR ( MOVIN’ ) - NIGHT Radio station is playin’ some romantic jazz music & its not helpin’ the lovelorn aryan. Aryan looks outta the window & tries to grab moon by his hands. ARYAN Dekh chand mere hatho meh hai. Aahan looks at him. Aahan smiles. Aahan then looks in front & takes a proper (safe & slow) turn at the crossin’. Aryan & aahan see a fat man & a beautiful woman holdin’ hands & walkin’ down the footpath. Girl is obviously smitten by the fat man. She rests her head on his shoulder whilst walkin’. Aahan is drivin’ real slow to make sure that he can watch this odd event.

49. ARYAN (CONT’D) Voh dekh yar.. Matblab ... mujhe voh chahiye. Mujhe koi ladki ka pyar chahiye. Aahan chuckles. AAHAN (sarcastic) Well .. Thoda mota hoja.. Ladkiya jaan chidke gi tere upar. Aryan smiles a bit down the footpath. aryan are watchin’ animals. The woman

whilst lookin’ at the odd couple walkin’ The odd couple is still walkin’. Aahan & them like they are some sort of zoo rest her hand on the fat man’s chest.

ARYAN Dekh.. usne uske boobs par hath rakha abhi. Aahan puckers his eyes & tries to watches it closely. Aahan looks little confused. AAHAN Kya ? Parr uss mote ka hath toh abhi bhi niche hai. ARYAN Ladki ne uske boobs par hath rakha. Man boobs. Dhyan seh dekh. Tube light. AAHAN ( chucklin’ ) Man boobs ? Hai raam .. Kamina hai tu. ARYAN ( chucklin’ ) Its true .. Dekh voh itna mota hai ki, usse bra pehenni padti hai, apne doh sathi chupana keh liye. Voh dono bahar aana chahte hai parr nai.. Kisi aur din.. kisi aur raah par. Aaj nai. Aahan shakes his head whilst smilin’. Aryan is smilin’. Aahan & aryan then slowly turn their gaze in front. Aahan accelerates a little. They leave the couple behind. AAHAN Humme counsellor ki zarurat hai.

50. Aryan laughs. ARYAN ( smilin’ ) Haha. Counsellor.. Scam ho toh aisa. Rorschach test karege.. Doh tin goli sholi likhe geh... Tel lene jaye. Duniya meh normal insaan kuch zyada hi bhare padde hai.. duniya koh hum jhese pagalo ki zarurat hai. Aur ek Musician, painter ya businessman bata jo thoda cracked na ho. No sir thank you. AAHAN ( smilin’ ) Hum vs voh. ARYAN ( smug ) I mean .. BIPOLAR/OCD/BDD ho toh drugs ki bhi zarurat nai padti. Bina nashe kiye nasha feel hota hai. Alag hi duniya hoti hai voh. Aur tu keh raha hai ki.. Meh yeh free keh inbuilt drugs koh chor du. Nai. Aahan chuckles & looks at aryan. AAHAN By the ways.. professor keh gar hoke aate hai .. Dekhte hai buddha kya kar raha hai. Aryan tilts his head a little. ARYAN (Smilin’) Lash bich gai hogi uski abb tak toh. Ambulance walo koh bulana para hoga dolly koh abb tak toh. Aahan chuckles whilst shakin’ his head. Aahan shifts his gear & the car speeds up. EXT. PROFESSOR’S HOUSE - NIGHT Aahan pulls over. Aahan kills the ignition off. Both of them slowly look at the professor’s house.

51. INT. CAR - NIGHT Aryan & aahan are lookin’ at the professor’s house & notice that the first floor’s light is still on. AAHAN Light abhi bhi chalu hai. ARYAN Dolly keh toh lag gaye bhai. AAHAN Rassi jal gayi parr bal nahi jala. Buddhe meh abhi bhi stamina hai. ARYAN Dolly .. Koh kya dikha hoga iss budhe meh? AAHAN Kalyug.. Chote .. Kalyug. ARYAN Soch kesi kesi aawazien nikkal raha hoga. Aryan coughs like an old man. Aryan then starts to wheez like an old man. Aahan laughs a little .. aahan is still lookin’ at the professors house. Aahan puts his one hand on aryan’s mouth & tryna shut him up. Aryan gets back to normal. Both of them are lookin’ at the professors house as if it’s some sorta live theatre. Aryan & aahan raises their eyebrows as they see the curtain move a little. AAHAN (sarcastic) Dolly saja keh rakhna..mehndi laga keh rakhna.. ARYAN (smilin’) Buddhe ki aisi tessi ! AAHAN (mischievous) Kuch karte hai. Aahan turns towards aryan. Aryan & aahan smile at each other in a devilish manner. Both of them nod at each other slowly.

52. EXT. PROFESSOR’S HOUSE - NIGHT Aahan & aryan get outta the car & start walkin’ towards the professor’s house. Aryan & aahan light up a cigarette whilst walkin’. Both of them are now walkin’ with cigarettes in their mouth. They both reach near the front gate. Aryan starts to open the gate real slow. AAHAN (hush tone) Dhire.. Koi awaaz nai. Aryan nods at aahan. Aryan opens the gate. Both of them head in like. INT. PROFESSOR’S HOUSE - GARDEN - NIGHT Aryan turns & closes the gate slowly. Aryan then turns & looks around. Aahan points at the pipe leadin’ to the first floor. Aryan nods at aahan. Aryan & aahan walk slowly towards the area where pipe is present. Aryan & aahan reach near the pipe. Aryan & aahan throw the thier cigarettes down. Aahan & aryan starts to rub their hands. Both of them are tryin’ to dry their hands in order to ensure a firm grip. Both of them blow some air whilst rubbin’ their hands. Aryan then slowly grabs the pipe. Aryna shakes it a little. Aryan looks at aahan & nods assurin’ him that it’s safe. Aryan puts his one foot on the wall a bit. Aryan starts climbin’ up. Aahan follows. There is a ledge sorta structure near the first floor. It’s not made up of concrete. It’s made up of steel. You could watch what’s goin’ on the first floor rooms via the ledge. The ledge is near the pipe. Steel ledge for water channelin’. In couple of seconds aryan & aahan reach up & place their feet on the ledge. Aryan & Aahan are now on the ledge walkin’ slowly towards the room where dolly & professor are playin’ kabbadi. Aahan mummers something whilst signalin’ something to aryan. Aryan puts his one finger on his mouth. Shhhhh.

ARYAN

Aahan nods. Aryan & aahan walk closer to get an idea of what the heck is actually happenin’ in there. Both of them are movin’ on the ledge. The odd voices start to present themselves as they move closer. Both of them raises their eyebrows. The old professor is gruntin’.

53. Aahan starts to crack up. Aahan laughs a little in a hush manner. Aryan turns towards aahan whilst smilin’. Aryan shakes his head tryna tell him not laugh. Aahan puts his one hand on his mouth .. Tryin’ to contain his laughter. Aryan turns around. Aryan then takes his phone ( SONY TIPO ) out & turns the recorder on whilst gettin’ his arm as close to the window as he can. Aahan pulls his tongue out & gives a comic look to aryan. Aryan grins a little. PROFESSOR (O.S.) Dolly.. Tumhe yeh pasand hai na. Professor then starts throws a fit all of a sudden. Professor starts to cough in a violent manner. Aryan & aahan look at each other with their tongues out whilst chucklin’ a little. DOLLY (O.S.) Kya.. tum thikh ho ? PROFESSOR (O.S.) Kuch nai.. bass thodi khasi hai .. Chinta matt karo. DOLLY (O.S.) Humm phir kabhi bhi kar sakte hai yeh. Aahan is tryin’ too hard to contain his laughter. Aryan looks at aahan whilst smilin’. Aryan shakes his head tryna tell aahan not laugh. But aryan himself is about to burst into laughter. Aahan puts his both hands over his mouth. Aahan laughs in hush manner. PROFESSOR (O.S.) Voh bendryll dena vaha seh. Aahan cant take it anymore. Aahan starts to laugh in little audible manner. Aahan gives in & burst in to laughter. Aryan signals him to stop. Aryan himself is smilin’ & could burst into laughter at any moment. DOLLY (O.S.) Kya aapko woh aawaz sunai di ? PROFESSOR (O.S.) Konsi aawaz ? Kesi awaaz ? Aryan signals aahan to stop but aryan is also laughin’ a little bit now. Steel ledge gets little loose. Aryan then loses his balance a little. Aryan starts shakin’. Aahan looks worried as he sees steel ledge gettin’ little loose. Aryan grabs aahans forearm in an attempt to stabilize himself but its too late. Steel ledge is gettin’ loose.

54. Both of them look scared as steel ledge makes a squeaky noise - it could taper itself off the wall at any moment. ARYAN (hush tone) Hummeeh jump karna padega. Aahan shakes his head. AAHAN (hush tone) Nai.. Pagal hai kya tu. Haddi pasli hath meh ajayegi. ARYAN (hush tone) Utna bhi nicche nai hai. AAHAN (hush tone) Haddi tod ne keh liye kafi hai. Aryan looks down & then looks at aahan. ARYAN (hush tone) Yaad rakhna.. Jump ke bad roll .. Kuch nai hoga. No pressure. Aahan puckers his eyebrows whilst shakin’ his head. AAHAN (hush tone) Konsa gorilla physics hai yeh bhai ? Gardan aur hath per shahid hojayege humare.. Aryan & aahan look down at the garden. ARYAN (hush tone) LOOSE RAKHNA BODY KOH ! Mere sath ... 1 .. 2 ... 3. Aahan & aryan jump. Both of them fall on the bushes. Fortunately they dont break any bones but aahan yells in pain. Aahan is rollin on the floor. Aryan powers thru. Aryan gets up whilst shakin’ his pain off. DOLLY (O.S.) (loud manner) Nicche koi hai.. Koi hai. Chor toh nai hai ?

55. Aryan gets nervous as he hears this. Aryan looks up & then looks at aahan rollin’ on the ground. Aryan grabs his sony tipo from the ground. Aryan turns to aahan. Aryan tries to grab aahan & make him stand up. ARYAN Cut laga ho toh thukh laga deh uppar ..thikh ho jayega. Jaldi kar abb. Aahan is still in pain. AAHAN Marr ja sale. ARYAN Time nai hai faltu keh liye... Voh aaye usseh pehle nikkal na hoga. Chal abb. Aryan helps aahan up. Aahan puts his one arm around aryan’s shoulder. Aahan cries in pain. AAHAN Meh nai chal pauga. Meh nai.. ARYAN Ek kaam kar.. Meh vikram aur tu betaal. Aahan smiles a little whilst still in pain. Aryan leans down. Aahan puts his both hands around aryan. Aryan gets his legs. Aryan starts runnin’ towards the gate whilst carryin’ aahan on his back. Aryan reaches near the gate & turns a little. Aahan opens the gate with his one hand. Aryan then turns & heads out - aahan still on his back like a betaal. INT. PROFESSOR’S HOUSE - FIRST FLOOR - NIGHT Professor looks outta the window. Meanwhile dolly is adjustin’ her bra & panties in the background. Dolly is nervous. Professor sees aryan carryin’ aahan on his back & runnin’ on the street. PROFESSOR (yells) Aryan ? Aahan ? Dolly gets scared as she realizes that aryan & aahan are in his class .. the last benchers.

56. DOLLY (Worked up) Mujhe mere parents mar dalege. Meh pakdi nai ja sakti tumhare sath. I cant.. No ! Dolly grabs her stuff & prepares to leave. Professor turns towards dolly lookin’ all tensed. PROFESSOR (nervous & tensed) Kya hua... areh? Dekho ? Dolly is puttin’ on her belt. DOLLY Meh tumhara naam dugi .. Professor looks scared. Professor shakes his hands. Professor joins his hand - It’s prayer time. PROFESSOR Aeee.. Matt karo aesa.. Meri naukri chali jeyegi. Dolly is little nervous. DOLLY Patta nai meh kya soch rahi thi idhar aate waqt. PROFESSOR (shakin’) Nai .. Nai rukko ... Professor walks towards dolly. Dolly signals him to stop. DOLLY (threatnin’) Agar pass bhi aye.. Toh meh chilana shuru kar dugi.. Meh police koh phone kardugi. Professor shakes his head whilst lookin’ shit scared. PROFESSOR (scared) Chilana.. Areh.. Nai.. Thikh hai.. Jao tum.. Jao.. Sorry. DOLLY Tharki buddhe.. Cheee !

57. PROFESSOR (nervous) Cheee ?!.. Par subah toh tumm baddi hass rahi thi mere samne. Dolly leaves the room. Professor is havin’ a mental breakdown. Professor starts rubbin’ his head. Professor does a cross, prayer & dua with his hands. PROFESSOR (CONT’D) Satyanash.. Sab khatam abb.. Bachoa mujhe.. aee. INT. CAR - NIGHT Aryan & aahan are pantin’ .. Aryan turns on the igntion. ARYAN Tu thikh toh hai na ? Aahan nurses his knee. Pain is still visible on aahan’s face. AAHAN (in pain) Thikh hu. Abb yaha seh nikale kya, please. ARYAN Niche glove compartment meh aspirin paddi hogi.. le le thodi. Aahan grabs the aspirin bottle outta the glove compartment & pops some aspirin. Aryan turns on the ignition. Dolly comes outta the house with heels in her hands. Aahan & aryan look at her walkin’. ARYAN (CONT’D) Lanka meh aag laga di humne bhai. Aahan shakes his head whislt nursin’ his knee. AAHAN (in pain) Hummeh kya.. Humne kaha tha yeh sabb nakhre karne ke liye. Marre sali. Aryan chuckles a little. Aryan looks back & starts to reverse.

58. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - GROUND FLOOR - NIGHT The place has became little quiet. Everyone is drunk as hell. Just sittin’ & talkin’. Slow jazz music is bein’ played now. Television is on but everyone is too busy talkin’ to each other. Whilst the other half is in the hallway & kitchen. INT. IRVA’S HOUSE - STAIRS - NIGHT Irva & her girlfriends are sittin’ on the stairs leadin’ to the 1st floor. Irva looks little sad. Esha is sittin’ right next to irva. Hanima & kashvi are sittin’ one step down. IRVA Kya karu meh.. He is cute .. Hamesha bhari hui ankhon seh dekta hai mujhe. Par... Esha looks at her whilst puttin’ mehndi in her hands. ESHA Cute toh hai voh... Devadas jesa hai voh. Uski ankhien humesha udaas hoti hai. Kashvi is restin’ her head on hanima’s lap. Kashvi is textin’. Hanima is havin’ a champagne via the glass & holdin’ A TWILIGHT BOOK in her one hand. Hanima has her back on the wall. KASHVI Parr ab kya.. Irva neh usse doh bar na bola hai. Two times. Mujhe nai lagta ki koi bhi ladka doh baar naaa sunne keh baad kisi ladki keh aaju baju mandrayega. Uski bhi apni self respect hoti hai. Esha looks at kashvi. ESHA Irva ajeeb hai.. Cute sa ladka muskura raha hai. Date par puch raha hai pyar seh. Aur hamari mohtarma usseh duss barri na na bolkar bhaga deti hai. Pagalpanti ka award milna chahiye irva koh. Kashvi looks at irva.

59. KASHVI (sarcastic) Agar tujhe interest nai hai usme toh mera ya esha ka settin’ karva deh. Hummeh chale ga voh.. Kyon esha ? Chalega na ? ESHA (smilin’) Chalega kya ? Daurega. Altreante karege harr hafte. Irva gets a little angry & kicks kashvi’s leg a little. Kashvi laughs a little. ESHA (CONT’D) Tum gussa kyon ho rahi ho.. Vese bhi tumhe usme interest nai hai aur upar seh tum uss tata sumo keh sath ho. Kisi aur ka toh gar basne doh. Dont be so selfish, irva. IRVA Tum log kitni shallow ho. Isliye tumhe koi ladka nai milta. Esha snaps at irva. ESHA (snakry) Well.. Hello... missy. Hummeh compromise karna nai aata. Ladke meh sirf teen chize matter karti hai.. Good looks .. Good looks aur good looks. Yeh koi public restroom nahi hai ki koi bhi gadha aake chala jaye. Intllect/ looks. We like to maintain some standards... unlike you, irva. So please shut up. Irva flares her nostrils. Esha smirks at irva. HANIMA Guys.. Kyon bichari ki tang kich rahi ho... usseh clearly aryan nai pasand.. Toh phir kya faida ! Irva looks at hanima. IRVA I never said that ki mujhe aryan nai pasand...... par...

60. ESHA Parrr.. Par... par panchiyo keh hote hai, irva. KASHVI Parr .. Parr mat karo. Voh koi khilona nai hai, irva. Chala jayega hath seh. Keh do usse joh feel karti ho. Kisi din tum tees ya chalis ki ho jaaogi aur phir kisi mote ya gadhe jese chasmish keh sath sofe peh leti hui hogi tum. Phir tum yaad karogi kee.. Ek cute seh ladke koh tum par crush hua karta tha. Par tumne uss keh dil keh tukde tukde kar diye. Aur phie voh humesha keh liye tumhari zindagi seh chala gaya. Parr abb tum kuch nai kar sakti apne past keh bare meh. (beat) Regret karti rehna phir puri zindagi. Esha chuckles & shakes her head. Esha is lookin’ at her mehndi. ESHA I mean.. Humme kyon koi cute sa ladka date keh liye nai puchta ? I wish.. Varna hum dono abb tak band baja barat aur happily ever after hote. Hanima makes a face. HANIMA Yar tum log ki bateh sunkar.. Meh sad feel kar rahi hu ek dum seh. Mujeh new years ya festive seasons isliye pasand nai aate.. akelepann vali si feelin’ anne lagti hai achanak seh. Esha shakes her head a little. ESHA Shut up.. hanima. Tumhare facebook par 534 friends hai. Hanima snaps.

61. HANIMA (snappy) Meh ladke ki baat kar rahi thi, esha ! You know.. Koi cute sa ladka jo mujhe tang karega. Bachkana sa.. Jo mere liye gifts layega. Jo mujhe subah good mornin’ aur i luv u wale text karega.. Ok. Esha, Irva & Kashvi chuckle at hanima’s. Irva takes a deep breathe in & then stares at hanima. Irva then stares in front. Irva then starts bitin’ her nails real slow. Hanima & esha see this. HANIMA (CONT’D) Tum jabhi nervous ya exicted hoti tab tum apne nakhun chabane lagti ho. Irva shakes her head a little. Irva then looks at hanima. Irva then looks at esha. Irva then looks down. IRVA Meh kitini rude thi uske sath. Mujhe yad hai voh bichara choclate aur flowers leke aata tha mere liye highschool meh. Aur meh pehle chocolate aur flowers le leti thi usseh aur phir na bolkar chali jati thi. Irva & her girlfriends chuckle whilst shakin’ their heads. ESHA Mere koi boyfriend neh aaj tak unti romantic cheezeh nai ki hogi jitni aryan neh tumhare liye bina relationship meh hokar ki hogi. God... accche ladke humesha dead beat ladkiyo keh aage picche kyon daudte rehte hai ? Humari joli meh bhi daal doh ese ladke kabhi kabar. Irva flares her nostrils & looks at esha. Esha puts her mehndi cone down. Esha blows air to her left hand’s palm. Esha then looks at irva. ESHA (CONT’D) Irva ... kabhi kabhi zindagi meh chances lena acchi baat hoti hai.. take a chance.. Varna tata summo keh sath puri zindagi bitani paregi.

62. Irva smiles a bit. Kashvi looks at irva. Irva looks at kashvi. KASHVI Aur voh single hee toh hai.. uski konsi girlfriend hai. Hanima laughs a little. HANIMA God... Aese ladko parr taras aata hai mujhe.. Dikhne meh aache khase hote hai .. acche seh baat karte hai.. phir bhi ladkiya bhaav nai deti. Kya faida. Waste. Esha points her palm towards hanima. Hanima sees esha’s mehndi. HANIMA (CONT’D) Nice. Mujhe bhi karke dena yeh wali design. ESHA 1 kilo sona aur chandi pehle. Hanima chuckles. Irva looks little lost. Irva then looks at esha. IRVA Mujhe kya karna chahiye ? Esha looks at irva. ESHA Simple.. Jake usseh keh do... ki tum usseh pasand karti ho. That you love him. Irva then ponders over esha’s opinion. Irva looks firm all of a sudden. New confidence has been instilled in her by esha. IRVA Mujhe usse meri dil ki baat keh deni chahiye.. I love him. Esha, Kashvi & Hanima smile at irva whilst noddin’. Irva looks at hanima & smiles. HANIMA Irva... Khali hath matt aana. Irva smiles & gets up. Irva starts climbin’ down the stairs. Esha, Kashvi & Hanima look at irva climbin’ down the stairs.

63. ESHA Meri life meh esa koi drama kyon nai hote.. I so miss bein’ in love. Hanima looks at esha. HANIMA Oh Shut up.. Please. KASHVI (sarcastic) Hum dono haina.. Humse shadi karle tu. Kashvi & hanima start laughin’ at esha. ESHA Funny bhi nai tha yeh wala. Beat. ESHA (CONT’D) Mujhe coffee pini hai.. meh niche ja rahi hu. HANIMA Mujhe bhi.. Mujhe bhi.

KASHVI

Esha smiles whislt shakin’ her head. ESHA Toh phir chalo sab. Esha, Kashvi & hanima get up & start walkin’ down. EXT. IRVA’S HOUSE - NIGHT Irva is walkin’ towards her car. Irva reaches near her car. Irva grabs & pulls the door open. Irva hops in the car. INT. IRVA’S DAD’S OFFICE - NIGHT RAMAN - IRVA’S DAD. He is half desi - half modern. In his 50’s. Wearin’ a formal attire. Raman is sittin’ on his desk. Raman is on his nokia phone whilst smilin’. RAMAN Vahi to. Kisi kuch pata nai chalega.

64. DRUG KINGPIN (O.S.) Toh phir new year par mithai ka intezaar rahega mujhe. RAMAN Samjo .. bass aadhe gante meh mithai aapke garpe pahuch rahi hai. DRUG KINGPIN (O.S.) Happy new year. RAMAN Happy new year. Raman cuts the phone. Raman is darn happy with himself. Raman smiles at himself. Raman knocks on the wood. Raman then takes outs a cigar from a small box layin’ on his desk. Raman starts to roll it whilst burnin’ it with his lighter. Raman puffs the cigar whilst puttin’ the lighter away. INT. CAR - NIGHT Aahan is behind the wheel. Listenin’ to maroon 5 on the radio. Aahan rotates his necks a little. Aahan looks little better now. ARYAN (circlin’ his right hand) Sorry.. Ki tujhe chalani parr rahi hai car.. Par mere hath meh achanak seh dard ho raha tha pata nai kyon. AAHAN Koi nai.. aspirin lene keh baad aacha feel kar rahu thora. Good.

ARYAN

AAHAN (sarcastic) Vese kafi productive rahi yeh raat. Aryan looks at aahan with a smirk on his face. ARYAN (smilin’) Humm seh zyada toh dolly ki raat productive rahi hogi. Aryan chuckles.

65. ARYAN (CONT’D) Pasine nikal rahe hoge bichari keh abhi. Aahan chuckles whilst shakin’ his head. AAHAN (smilin’) Dolly wale scene seh zayda funny aaj kuch bhi nahi ho sakta.. Tujhe bata raha hu... Full on circus tha voh. ARYAN (smilin’) Shaurya ki party abhi baki hai. AAHAN (smilin’) Ek seh ek cartoon bhare paddeh hai hamari life meh. Dekhna shaurya ka naam ya toh Forbes meh aayega... ya toh inetpol walo ki most wanted list meh. Aryan smiles whilst shakin’ his head. ARYAN Humme uske jesa bana chahiye. Dekh voh independent hai. Khud kuch kar raha hai. Ussne apne passion ke liye sari cheeze chor di. Yaha humm college chorne seh bhi darr rahe hai. AAHAN Itna bhi easy nai hai hotana sabb. ARYAN Well.. ladkiyo koh rijane seh toh zyada easy hoga... Trust me. Aahan puckers his eyebrows. Aahan turns towards aryan & gives him a “what the hell” look. AAHAN (smilin’) Tera logic alag hi level ka hota hai. ARYAN Parr sahi baat toh hai.. Jitini mehnat humm ladkiyo keh piche karte hai.. agar uski 1 % bhi.. (MORE)

66. ARYAN (CONT'D) agar hum apne goals ya career peh kare, toh matlab ... warren buffet toh baccha lagega humare samne. AAHAN Reason tu yeh sabb bol raha hai is because .. Tu ashiqi keh dard meh hai. Aur kuch nai. Isliye zeher nikkal raha hai teri zubaan seh. Aryan shakes his head tryin’ to disagree with aahan’s statement. Aahan nods again. Aahan then fixes his gaze back on the road. Aryan then takes a deep breathe in. Aryan gets lost inside a deep thought. Aahan sees this whilst drvin’ & punches aryan’s shoulder. AAHAN (CONT’D) Oh.. Devdas. Kya hogaya tujhe abb ? ARYAN Shayad tu sach bol raha hai. Maybe. Beat. ARYAN (CONT’D) Irva neh voh halat ki hai mere dil ki .. Ki abb pyar keh alfaaz seh hi darrsa lagne laga hai mujhe. Akela rehna behtar lagta hai. Kyonki akelapann kabhi bhi kisi koh nai thukhrata. Humesha pyar seh bahein kholkar taiyar hota hai voh. Aryan smiles thru his pain. Aahan is starin’ at aryan. ARYAN (CONT’D) Mene aaj tak kabhi koi kharab intension seh kisi ladki koh propose nai mara.. Phir bhi mujhe galiya padti rehti hai. Harr baar na sunni padti hai mujhe. Aur jo ladke akal aur shakal meh gadhe jese hote hai unhe har koi ladki pyar .. Vyar .. Jo chahiye voh deti hai. Shayad mene pichle janam meh bahut paap kiye hoge. Tabhi itni taqleefe jelni pad rahi hai mujhe is janam meh. Aahan stares at aryan.

67. AAHAN Aee.. Pagal. Udaas matt ho.. Tujhe ek din itni aachi aur supportive ladki milegi. Matlab itni acchi ki tujhe bhagwan ki tarah treat karegi. Tujhe compliments aur pyar seh nehlayegi. Tu ese senti mat ho yar.... Aur jaha takk batt rahi unn kamini aurto ki ..jinhone tere dil keh sath saap sidi kheli hai. Guess what ? Duss saal baad woh unke saddi hui shakal wale husband aur baccho keh sath sabzi mandi meh gum rahi hogi. Ya toh mall meh gadho ki tarah shoppin’ bag lekar gum rahi hogi. BORIN’ AUR BASIC LIFE ! Aur tu aur meh.. Gulf stream jet meh gum rahe hoge.. malibu meh coconut pi rahe hoge sath meh. Aur charo aur vishkaniyayein hogi humare. Samja ? Aryan looks at aahan & smiles. Aahan is smilin’ too. AAHAN (CONT’D) (smilin’) Hassa kar. Devdas wali shakal suit nai karti tujh par. ARYAN (smilin’) Juthi hosalabsai keh liye shukriya. Aahan smiles whilst shakin’ his head. Aahan punches aryan in the chest playfully. Aryan laughs. AAHAN (smilin’) Kamine.. Aryan then drums his fingers on the dash. ARYAN Shaurya keh gar jakar yeh sarri cigarette phook duga meh. Aaj new years par fefde idhar udhar kar duga meh. AAHAN Pata nai bhukh lag rahi hai mujhe ? Ajeeb si baat hai. Aryan then takes his sony tipo out & starts textin’ someone whilst drivin’.

68. Aryan then puts down his sony tipo back in his pocket. Aryan then rests his knees on the dash. Aahan then takes his blackberry out & starts textin’ someone. Aahan then looks at the cross which is comin’ soon. Aahan takes a slow turn whilst balckberry in his one hand. Aahan is drivin’ real slow so that he can text whilst drivin’. The street is pretty quiet. Dark.No One Around. Aryan notices a beautiful chick walkin’ down the street. Aryan nudges aahan who is clearly busy textin’. AAHAN (CONT’D) Bhai.. Disturb mat kar.. Text complete karne deh. Bass doh.. ARYAN Dekhna idhar. Aahan finally puts his blackberry down & looks at this beautiful woman who is walkin’ down the street - all alone. Aahan just stares at her. Aahan is smitten. Aryan & aahan both are now starin’ at her walkin’ down the street. TIk TOK. AAHAN Kya maal hai yar ! ARYAN Maal nai... Sakshat RDX hai yeh ladki. Aryan starts drivin’ real slow to see where she’s headed. AAHAN Yahi kahi rehti hai kya ? Aryan notices that aahan is turnin’ on his stalker mode. ARYAN (concerned tone) Bhai .. Tu kya kar raha hai? AAHAN Dekh raha hu ki voh yahi kahi rehti hai ya kya ? Aryan smiles whilst shakin’ his head. ARYAN Humme yeh nai karna chahiye. AAHAN Ok. Chup beth tu. Fattu.

69. Aahan is clearly ignorin’ aryan’s advice & followin’ her anyways. ARYAN Bhai mujhe apna new year jail meh nai bitana. Aaj already ek stunt kar chuke hai.. AAHAN Humm sirf yeh dekh rahe hai ki voh kidhar rehti hai. Aur kkkuuuccchhh nai kar rahe hai hum. Chillax. ARYAN Usse stalkin’ kehte hai... Joh by law ek punishable offence hai. Aur vese bhi tujhe toh pata hee hai ki aajkal.. ladkiyo koh gurr neh parr bhi jail meh thokh dete hai, yeh communists sale. Aahan is just starin’ at the woman who is walkin’ down the street. Aahan wants her real bad. AAHAN Iss ladki koh toh dekh tu .. Matlab kisi lab meh banaya ho vesi hai yeh. HOT ! VOLCANO ! I’ll take my chances. Aur vese bhi.. look at us.. Kya hum tharki dikte hai tujhe. Abb tarif nai karuga apne muh seh hi... Par hum dikhne meh handsome seh kam nai hai.. yeh ek fact hai. So, relax. Aryan shakes his head a little. ARYAN Agar pakde gaye toh.. Handsome meh seh hand idhar udhar ho jayega. Tera toh pata nai.. Parr mujhe meri shakal pyari hai. New years par maar nai khani mujhe. Aahan looks at aryan whilst shakin’ his head. Aahan is sulkin’. Aahan then bumps his one fist on the seat. AAHAN Kamina hai tu.. harr bar tu mere saath yeh natak karta hai. Meh soch raha tha ki dekhuga kaha rehti hai yeh.. aur phir kal iss keh garr peh flowers ya teddy bear rakhuga.. ek cute seh note keh saath.. (MORE)

70. AAHAN (CONT'D) Surprise vuprise karuga isseh meh. Parr tu ek number ka kamina hai, police ban jata hai harbar. Pata nai kiski side hai tu? ARYAN Very romantic. Par phir kabhi... Majnu. Phir kabhi. Aahan flares his nostrils. Aryan tries to say sorry by touchin’ his earlobes whilst sportin’ a cheese gesture. Aahan & aryan turn their gaze in the front. They see a really weird lookin’ man runnin’ near by thier car - aahan’s side - wierd lookin’ dude is runnin’ towards the beautiful chick walkin’ down the street. Aryan & aahan just see this man runnin’ like a retard. Both of them puckers thier eyebrows. The wierd lookin’ dude is runnin’ real fast towards the woman walkin’ down the street. He arrives close to the woman & grabs her from behind. Aryan & aahan’s jaws are wide open. ARYAN (CONT’D) Bhai.. Tu dekh raha hai yeh. AAHAN Sabb dekha raha hu. Hammeh usseh bachana hoga. Aahan looks at aryan. Aryan looks at aahan. We know that some hardcore action is about to take place in few moments. ARYAN Picche ki seat keh nicche baseball bat pada hai.. Aahan nods at aryan. Aahan turns backwards. Aahan leans down to grab the baseball bat. Meanwhile, aryan is poppin’ his finger & rotatin’ his neck. Aahan gets the baseball bat. Aahan then looks at aryan. Aryan nods at aahan. Aahan then looks at the baseball bat. Both of them then get outta the car at once. EXT. STREET - NIGHT ( Soundtrack - animals - Boom Boom ) Aahan & aryan get outta the car. Aryan & aahan start to walk real fast towards the woman who is tryin’ to get out of the grasp of wierd lookin’ man’s grasp. The woman is slappin’ the man’s wrist. The man has locked his arms around her waist. Aahan & aryan are inchin’ closer with every step. Aryan looks at aahan. Aahan looks at aryan. Aryan & aahan are almost near them. Aahan is ready to swing his baseball bat on that man’s back.

71. THE WOMAN Choro mujhe... mene kahana choro mujhe. Niche utaro mujhe. WE HEAR A SOUND - BAAMMM ! Aahan has struck his baseball bat real hard on the wierd lookin’ man’s back. The wierd lookin’ man falls down on the ground & starts cryin’. Woman turns around and sees the wierd lookin’ man rollin’ on the ground & yellin’. Oh god !

THE WOMAN (CONT’D)

The woman puts both her hands on her mouth. She gasps. Aahan & aryan start kickin’ the shit outta of the man who’s on the ground. Aahan takes the baseball bat again & starts smashin’ the wierd lookin’ man’s feet. The man on the ground begs them to stop. THE MAN Bhai... please.. Nai. Please. Aahan now starts to kick the man on the ground with his legs. THE MAN ON THE FLOOR IS SCREAMIN’ - PLEASE NAI - PLEASE NAI AEEE NAI - EEH BHAI. The woman is little scared. She is shakin’ her head whilst panickin’. Aryan sees this & starts walkin’ towards her. Meanwhile.. aahan is kickin’ the poor man on the ground real hard. The man is just yellin’. AAHAN Kya.. Raat koh akeli ladki koh dekh kar... Shakal toh dekh leh pehle apni.. Sale. Sharam nai aati tujhe. Haa. Aahan starts the baseball batin’ again - perpetual swings on his legs. The man is gruntin’ & yellin’. Aryan inches closer towards the woman. The woman swallows a lump. ARYAN Chinta matt karo.. Hum hai yaha peh. Darr ne ki koi baat nai hai. We have it under control. The woman just stares at aryan. She looks little nervous. ARYAN (CONT’D) Aur thank you mat kehna.. Humm humesha ladkiyo ki madad keh liye taiyar hote hai. Teenso pehsaat din aur chobis gante.

72. The woman looks at the man on the ground who is recievin’ baseball bat hits from aahan. She then looks at aryan & shakes her head. Aryan is smilin’ at her. She pucker her eyebrows whilst lookin’ frustrated all of a sudden. THE WOMAN (Loud) Pagal ho tum dono kya ? Yeh mera boyfriend hai ! Aryan face starts to crack. Aahan stops hittin’ the man on the ground immediately. Aahan looks at the woman. Aahan then looks at the wierd lookin’ man on the ground & then looks at the woman again. AAHAN Kya tum sure ho ki yeh tumahara boyfriend hai. I mean.. andhera bahut hai .. Shayad galatfemi ho gai ho tumhe. The woman looks at aahan & aryan. Her face starts to boil with frustration. She shakes her head a little. She then heads down & receives her boyfriend. She puts her boyfriend’s head on her lap. THE WOMAN Honey.. Tum thikh ho. Honey. Her honey is not clearly okay. The man is just gruntin’ whilst lookin’ at her. His tongue is out from the baseball bat’s blow to his back & legs.. which aahan dealt him earlier. He just mutters somethin’. Abbagaga

THE MAN

The woman looks worried & stressed. She blows some air on him with her hands. Aryan walks near aahan & stands besides him. Aahan stares at her. Aahan scratches his head with the baseball bat’s handle. Aahan is still tryin’ to process all of this. Aahan looks little lost. Sorry ..

AAHAN

ARYAN Yeah.. Sorry.. Hummeh pata nai tha. Hummeh laga ki.. The woman looks at both of them. Her face is red.

73. THE WOMAN Just go.. Just leave .. Niklo tum dono yaha seh. The woman then turns towards her boyfriend. She grabs the man’s hand & checks his heartbeat. Aahan & aryan just sees this event unfoldin’ in front of them. AAHAN Voh zinda toh haina ? Ambulance bulau. The woman’s face turns red. She looks at aahan & aryan with anger & frustration. THE WOMAN (loud) Yes.. Voh zinda hai.. Aur meh usse zinda dekhna chahugi. Toh please.. Tum dono taffa ho jawon yaha seh. The woman turns back to her bizarre lookin’ boyfriend. She starts to blow some air on him with her hands. Aryan looks at aahan. ARYAN Chal bhai.. Bhalai ka zamana nai raha aajkal. Aahan & aryan leave whilst the woman is nursin’ her boyfriend. EXT. STREET - NIGHT We see aryan & aahan’s rollin’ in the middle of the street. They have left the place of accident far behind them. Aahan is drivin’. INT. CAR - NIGHT Both aryan & aahan are quiet. Both of them are lookin’ in front. Then all of sudden.. aryan starts to laugh for no apparent reason. Aahan looks at him. AAHAN Tujhe bhi baseball bat chu gaya tha sar par ya kya ? Aryan just shakes his head whilst laughin’. ARYAN Voh uska boyfriend tha.

74. Aahan nods a little. AAHAN Mujhe dikha vo. Aryan shakes his head whilst laughin’. ARYAN Hadd hai yaar.. Matlab. Hai reh kalyug ! INT. ARYAN & AAHAN’S HOUSE - GARDEN - NIGHT HIMASHU - A beautiful woman who has aged like a fine wine. In her 40’s. Soft spoken. Aryan & Aahan’s Mother. Himanshu is havin’ a little new years party in her garden. We see himanshu & her girlfriends gathered around the table.. chattin’ & laughin’. Everyone is havin’ a cigarette. Table is filled with all sorts of food. The atmosphere is light & cherry. Garden is lush & beautiful. The place is lit with beautiful YELLOW LED’S. Himanshu is talkin’ to her friends & all of a sudden she hears a knock on the gate. Himanshu can see clearly from the garden that it’s aahan & aryan’s professor at the gate. Himanshu looks little puzzled. Himanshu looks her girlfriends. HIMANSHU Ladies.. Excuse me. Himanshu’s girlfriends nod at her & continue to talk with each other whilst himanshu gets up. Himanshu starts walkin’ towards the gate. She arrives near the gate. She is about to open the gate but professor signals that it won’t be neccessary. Professor is little scared & is thinkin’ that aryan & aahan might’ve told their mother about his nefarious activities.

Hello.

PROFESSOR (nervous)

Himanshu looks little confused. HIMANSHU (confused) Hi.... Kya yeh aryan aur aahan keh bare meh hai ? I have no idea ki unn dono keh kiya hai issbar. Professor looks relieved about the fact that himanshu doesnt know anything. Professor shakes his head a little whilst smilin’. Professor then switches his act real quick.

75. PROFESSOR Arey nai nai.. Voh dono bahut tez ladke hai. Pure class meh sabse zyada smart hai balki. Pichle kuch mahino meh kafi tez bann gaye hai dono. Himanshu pans her head a little. Himanshu looks little confused. Sach me?

HIMANSHU

PROFESSOR Bilkul.. Meh yaha complain karne nai balki milne aaya tha unn dono koh. Himanshu looks little confused. HIMANSHU Aap apne garse yaha takk unn dono koh milne aaye the .. inti dur .. Voh bhi itni raat ko ? Professor starts to think of some excuse. PROFESSOR Ohh.. Nai.. Mera dost yahi pass meh rehta hai. Socha aryan aur aahan koh new year par wish karke jau. Himanshu smiles at the professor. HIMANSHU (smilin’) That’s very sweet of you .. But voh dono mostly new year shaurya keh garpe celebrate karte hai. FLASHBACK INT. CLASSROOM - MORNING MUSIC IS ON - PORTABLE SPEAKERS. ( MUSE - SUPERMASSIVE BLACKHOLE ) Shaurya is wearin’ a maroon hoodie whilst sittin’ on a bench. Shaurya’s & his gang eyes are painted black. Shauraya is havin’ a cigarette whilst textin’ on his phone. His gang is upsettin’ the order of the class. His comrades are throwin’ plastic bottles at the professor & the entire class is riotin’. The class looks like a zoo.

76. Shaurya is encouragin’ everyone to riot even more by rasin’ his one hand. Students are yellin’. Students are tearin’ the paper & wreakin’ havoc. Professor hides under the table. Professor takes his phone out & tries to call someone. Meanwhile everyone is climbing on the bench & throwin’ papers & water at each other. It’s an absolute riot. CHAOS ALL OVER THE PLACE. BACK TO NOW - PRESENT Professor swallows a lump. Professor looks a little shaken but is relieved to know where he can find aryan & aahan. Professor looks little lost all of a sudden. Himashu notices this & waves her one hand in front of him. HIMANSHU Hello.. app thik ho ? Professor snaps outta his toughts. Professor looks at her & smiles. PROFESSOR Ha .. Bilkul.. Again... Mafi chahta hu ki aap ki party crash ki mene ese. Himanshu smiles & nod politely. HIMANSHU No problem.. Bass aryan aur aahan koh guide karna aache seh. Professor gives her a nervous smile & leaves. Himanshu goes back to her table & joins her girlfriends. EXT. ARYAN & AAHAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT Professor gets in his car. Professor turns on the ignition. Professor leaves in his car. FEW SECONDS LATER Irva arrives in her car. Irva turns off the igntion. Irva gets out of her car. Irva then starts walkin’ towards aryan & aahan’s house. Irva arrives near the gate & sees himanshu in the garden havin’ a good time with her girlfriends... smilin’ & talkin’ with them.

77. INT. ARYAN & AAHAN’S HOUSE - GARDEN - NIGHT Himashu notices irva at the gate. Himanshu is clearly gettin’ tired of the unexpected visitors disturbin’ her.. all of a sudden. Himanshu looks at her girlfriends. HIMANSHU Table gate keh samne le jate hai.. Atleast mujhe baar baar khada toh nai hona padega. Her girlfriends laugh at himanshu’s remark. Himanshu stands up & leaves for the gate. Himanshu arrives near the gate. Himanshu smiles at irva. Irva smiles back. IRVA Hello.. Auntie. HIMANSHU (welcomin’) Andar aana hai. You wanna come in ? IRVA Arey nai auntiee.. I just wanted to... voh...uhh Aryan garpe hai kya ? Himanshu laughs. HIMANSHU New years keh time .. Garpe ! Kyon ? Kuch kaam tha kya ? Irva looks embarrassed. Irva’s face turns red. Himashu notices this. Himanshu smiles at irva. Voh...

IRVA

Himanshu smiles. Himanshu puckers her eyes a little. HIMANSHU Tum dono date karr rahe ho ya kya ? Irva smiles whilst shakin’ her hands. IRVA Oh no no auntie... Voh. Irva then looks down whilst bitin’ her lower lip. Himanshu smiles at her in a reassurin’ manner. I get it.

HIMANSHU

78. Irva blushes whilst lookin’ at himanshu. Himasnshu smiles at her. IRVA Umm... Aryan kaha par hoga abhi auntie ? Himanshu looks at her watch real quick. HIMANSHU Voh dono shaurya keh garpe hoge abhi. Irva nods at himanshu. Himanshu looks at irva in a concerned manner all of a sudden. HIMANSHU (CONT’D) But.. Abhi matt jana beta. Itni raat koh safe nai hai ese gumna. Aur vobhi new years peh. Kal mil lena. Sidha garpe jana abb yaha seh.. Ok ? Irva smiles. IRVA Dont worry auntie.. Meh sidha garpe hi jaugi. Himanshu nods. HIMANSHU Give me a call.. Jese hi tum garrpe pahucho ... Ok? Irva nods whilst sportin’ a smile. IRVA Happy new year. Himanshu smiles at irva. HIMANSHU Likewise. Take care. Irva leaves. Himanshu heads back for the table. Himanshu joins her girlfriends with a smile on her face. All of them are smilin’ & talkin’ with each other. INT. IRVA’S DAD’S OFFICE - NIGHT Raman pours a drink in his glass & sits back on his chair. He takes a sip out of it.

79. He is clearly happy & smilin’ at himself. He then puts the glass back on the desk. He then grabs his nokia phone. He gets up & leaves the office. Raman heads for the room adjacent the office. INT. IRVA’S DAD’S ROOM - NIGHT Raman arrives in the room next door. He then starts to head for the drawer which was burgled by aryan. He opens the drawer -- HIS SMILE DISAPPEARS-- HIS FACE GOES NUMB. He starts shakin’ the drawer fanatically. He check the drawer over & over again. He shakes his head in a panicky manner. He starts to rub his forehead with his one hand. RAMAN Kidhar gaya packet. Kaha ? Abhi toh yaha par tha. Mr india.. Yeh kya.. He starts gaspin’. He then gets up & starts to open other drawers in that room. He goes thru a lot of drawers. He sees nothin’ but disappointment inside them. The cigarette packets are no where to be found. He looks around the room. He then puts his hand across his chest. He starts rubbin’ his chest. He then sits down near the bed whilst his back arched on the bed’s wood. He takes his handkerchief out & starts wipin’ the sweat off his forhead. He is still holdin’ the nokia phone in his one hand. A sudden call from the drug kingpin arrives whilst he is still tryin’ to recover from the shock of his absentee marlboro menthol packets. He fumbles & tumbles whilst gettin’ his phone. His hands are shakin’ a bit. He swallows a lump. He finally gets hold of his phone. DRUG KINGPIN (O.S.) New year ki mithai kab expect kar sakta hu meh ? Mithai pahuchi nai abb takk. Raman loosens up his tie a little. RAMAN (nervous) Bass meh bhej hi ... bhej raha hoon. Abhi thodi .. der meh bhej raha hu DRUG KINGPIN (O.S.) Sabb thikh toh hai na ? RAMAN Ek dum first class.. Meh bhej raha hu. Bass thodi si delay hai aur kuch nai.

80. DRUG KINGPIN (O.S.) Subah aath baje pehle bhej dena. Kyonki meri flight dass bajje ki hai. If you know what i mean. RAMAN Arey.. Meh bhej duga. Bass samjo pahuch hi gai. Aap darwaza khula rakho. Ok.. Bye. Haa.. Bye.

DRUG KINGPIN (O.S.) RAMAN

Raman cuts the phone. Raman is still holdin’ the phone is in his hand. He looks at the air conditioner. Raman then mutters to himself. RAMAN (CONT’D) Hai raam.. khatam.. Meh khatam.. Gaya meh. Raman then power thru. He tries to lift his morale. He gets up. He dials a number. He then heads for the exit door. INT. IRVA'S HOUSE - FIRST FLOOR - NIGHT Raman gets outta his room. Raman heads for the stairs. INT. IRVA'S HOUSE - STAIRS - NIGHT Raman starts headin’ downstairs. He sees irva’s mom on the ground floor - hallway. He waves his hand at her whilst on the phone. Irva’s mom notices this & start walkin’ towards him. Raman is climbin’ down the stairs too fast & almost trips a little but regains his balance in a second via grabbib’ the staircase. Irva’s mom gasps as she sees that. IRVA’S MOTHER Dhire dhire.. Itni bhi kya jaldi hai. INT. IRVA'S HOUSE - GROUND FLOOR - NIGHT Raman reaches down. Hallway. Raman walks up to her whilst holdin’ his phone near his right ear.

81. RAMAN Chaar cigarette keh packet the mere bed wale drawer meh... kya tumne kai peh idhar udhar kiye the voh ? IRVA’S MOTHER Tum aur tumhari cigarettes.. Nai. Aur cigarette kam piya karo.. aaj kal toh kapdo meh seh bhi buu aane lagi hai tumhare. RAMAN (frustrated) Kya tumne kisi koh humare room jate hue dekha tha ? IRVA’S MOTHER Ajeeb aadmi ho ! Mujhe kese pata. Yaha itni baddi party chal rahi hai.. koi aaya hoga washroom use karne upar. Mujhe kya pata. Raman looks little annoyed. Raman shakes his head. RAMAN (frustrated) Mujhe nai paddi ki kisne sundaas kiya tha andar. Meri cigarette keh packet missin’ hai. Chaaro keh chaar. Irva’s mother flares her nostrils whilst lookin’ at raman. Raman then shows his index finger to irva’s mom & tells her to hold her train for a second as his phone connects. Raman walks little away from irva’s mother. Irva’s mother is not pleased with his behavior. IRVA’S MOTHER Karo jo karna hai.. Mujhe bulate ho aur phir ese baat karte ho jese ki meh koi naukrani hu. Bilkul badtameez. Gawar kahike. Cigarette keh saath yeh bhi kyon nai gumm ho jate. Huh. Irva’s father doesn't care much about her rant. He turns around whilst shakin’ his hand.. Signallin’ irva’s mother to leave. Irva’s mother makes a face. Irva’s mother leaves. Raman could care less about her at this point. RAMAN Hello... ha.. Sare pantariyo keh saath pahuch tu. Urgent kaam hai mujhe.

82. Beat. Raman shakes his head. Raman is clearly displeased with the person on the other hand. RAMAN (CONT’D) Kyon .. Kya ? Kon banega crorepatti khel raha hu kya meh idhar ? Sawal matt puch. Chup chap pahuch yaha. Kahana ki urgent hai.. Fatafatt pahuch. Samja ? Raman then cuts his phone. Raman starts to walk towards the KITCHEN. Bunch of boys & girls drinkin’ & talkin’ in the kitchen. Raman gets himself a drink from the kitchen counter. Drink was meant for someone else. Raman gulps it down. Raman then puts the glass back on the counter. Raman wipes his mouth. Raman turns around to leave. But some schmuck with a guitar hangin’ around him turns towards raman. Raman looks at him. Kya ?

RAMAN (CONT’D)

THE GUITAR BOY Voh meri drink thi. Raman isn’t clearly in the mood. RAMAN Haa toh.. Kya kar lega ?.. Yeh garr mera hai. Dimaag already kharab hai .. Tu aur matt kharab karr... Varna jitni pi haina abhi tak voh sab mar mar keh bahar nikal duga. Samja shane ? Chup chap beth kar tambura baja apna. Raman looses his tie a little. Raman’s jacket moves a little as he loosens his tie. The guitar boy notices a gun tucked in raman’s belt. The guitar boy turns quiet & gets outta of his way. Everyone else in the kitchen looks little scared. Raman leaves for the HALLWAY whilst shakin’ his head. Raman then takes out his nokia phone. Raman calls irva. INTERCUT WITH: INT. CAR (MOVIN’) - NIGHT Irva sees her phone buzzin’ & recieves it. IRVA Yeah.. Dad. Bolo.

83. RAMAN Irva kya tumne mere cigarette ka packet idhar udhar kiya tha mere room seh. Chaar packet the. Irva bites her lower lip in a nervous manner as she recalls aryan takin’ the entire carton ( 4 packets of marlboro ) with him previously. IRVA Dad.. appko pata hai ki meh cigarette nai piti. RAMAN Tumne kisi koh mere room meh aate jate dekha tha ? Irva looks nervous. Irva bites her lower lip again. IRVA (beat) Dad.. mujhe promise karo ki aap gussa nai hoge. Raman who has been walkin’ till now .. slows down a little. RAMAN Tumhe kuch pata hai... Beat. Irva powers thru. IRVA Umm.. Voh mere ek dost ne liye the. Raman stops walkin’ & freezes all of a sudden. RAMAN Uss dost ka naam jaan sakta hu kya meh ? IRVA (nervous) Aryan ! RAMAN Aryan.. Voh joh baarvi meh tere saath padhta tha. Aryan gill ? IRVA (concerned) Haa. kyon ? Dad aap usse pit vit matt dena... please. Sirf ek doh chote seh packets toh the .. (MORE)

84. IRVA (CONT'D) aap koh vese bhi aese packets free meh milte hai. Plus mujhe yeh ladka pasand hai.. Dad. Aap kuch nai karoge uss bichare ko.. please.. Promise me. Dad! Raman twists his neck whilst lookin’ tad annoyed. RAMAN Arey koi baat nai.. Bass mere supplier keh contract papers the uske andar shayad seh. IRVA Ohh...okay ... dont worry. meh actually abhi usseh milne hee ja rahi hu. Shaurya ki party par hai voh abhi .. I’ll get it for you. RAMAN Shaurya.. nai .. Matt jana udhar..yeh vahi ladka haina joh Nangi ladkiyo keh calenaders vali company chala ta hai. Woh ganda ladka hai. Durr rehna usseh. IRVA Dad.. you’re so judgmental. It’s 21st century. RAMAN Voh sabb thikh ha.. vo mini gun jo mene gift ki thi tumhe tumhare birthday par.. lekar gai hona sath meh. Agar raste peh koi bevda cher chaddi kare toh thokh dena. Tikh hai. Irva shakes her head a little. IRVA Dad.. Humm somalia meh nai rehte hai ? Look mujhe phone cut karna parega.. Meh utni acchi driver nai hu ki phone peh baat kar saku aur saath meh car bhi chala sakku acche seh. RAMAN BMW deh raha hu tujhe iss mahine. Woh bluetooth wali hai. Irva’s face lights up.

85. IRVA (smilin’) Sach me ? Luv u dad. RAMAN Ok... Sidha garpe. Vaha ya idhar udhar matt gumna. Thikh hai. Samji ? Garpe ! Irva rolls her eyes. Irva is clearly not goin’ back home without meetin’ aryan. IRVA Ok. Dad. Meh garpe aa rahi hu. Irva cuts the call. Irva puts her phone down. ( Motorola ) EXT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - NIGHT Aryan & aahan get outta the car & start walkin’ towards shaurya’s house whilst throwin’ the cigarette away from them. Aryan’s phone starts buzzin’. Aryan tries to take it out from his front jeans pocket but its too tight & takes awhile to get it out. ARYAN Kya mazak hai.. Nikal nai raha. Aahan just stares at aryan. Both of them are standin’ in the middle of the street. Aryan manages to get it out. Aryan sees - 1 MISCALL FROM IRVA. Aryan smiles all of a sudden. Aryan’s point his phone towards aahan’s face. Aryan smirks. Aahan looks at it & raises his one eyebrow. AAHAN Toh abb murrat nikal raha hai kya ? Pandit koh bulau. Phone karna... fatafatt usseh abb. Aryan is just about to call her & voila - he recives a text from irva. Aryan pauses. ARYAN Wait uska text aaya just abhi. “Wait for me.. I’m comin’ over at shaurya’s place to see u. I need to talk to you ;) ... Aryan looks at aahan. ARYAN (CONT’D) Usseh kese pata ki humm yaha par hai ?

86. Aahan is annoyed. Aahan points at aryan’s sony tipo. AAHAN Tu message padhna pura. Aryan turns his focus back to his sony tipo. ARYAN .. it’s something very important” Bass. Aryan then texts her back. ARYAN (CONT’D) “Ok... see u soon ;)” Aryan hits the send button. Aahan looks at aryan. Aryan looks at aahan. AAHAN Ankh marta madarjaat. Aryan smirks. ARYAN Yeh woh wali movie ka dialouge haina. Aahan pulls his classic habit. Aahan totally ignores what aryan said. Aahan cuts him & changes the topic. AAHAN Haan chal fatafat andar... abb time nai hai imdb imdb khelne ka. Aryan just shakes his head. Aryan & aahan start walkin’ towards shaurya’s house. INT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - GARDEN/POOL AREA - NIGHT It’s close to midnight.. the party is on full throtle. Green neon tubelights across the place. Swimmin’ pool filled with beautiful women in bikinis. Bunch of beautiful waitresses in white shirt & black tights servin’ drinks to everyone. Cigarette butts all over the place. Gents & ladies rangin’ from early 20’s to late 20’s are scattered across the place. Everyone has some light band around their wrists. Everyone has some artsy tattoo or somethin’ on their face. Everyone is havin’ a drink whilst smokin’. It’s packed. Daft punk music is buzzin’ - Soft - Not loud. Two gigantic stereo speakers near the pool. Everyone is walkin’ here & there.

87. Aryan & aahan are already half way in. A waitress offers them a drink. Aryan & aahan refuse the offer with a polite hand gesture. Both of them start to walk slowly whilst observin’ everything around them. Both of them head for the pool. The pool area is where shaurya is. It’s almost like a movie set. Aryan & aahan are admirin’ this larger than life sorta party. All of a sudden a fat man starts runnin’ towards the pool followed by bunch of women in bikinis. SPLASH- they all jump in to the pool. Aryan & aahan smile in a nervous manner. It’s wild in here. Aryan & aahan head towards the end of the pool. At the end of the pool is - A ROUND TABLE WITH AN UMBRELLA ON IT WITH GREEN NEON LIGHTBULBS TO MAKE IT POP OUT. We see a boy sittin’ on the table - its SHAURYA - wearin’ a green hoodie. Black jeans. Bandana & a cap to compliment it. He is surrounded by bunch of beautiful women wearin’ half tees & jean shorts - Shaurya’s right eye is black - black tears rollin’ from it - paint of some sort - its his theme for the party. Shaurya is smokin’ a cigarette whilst his lips are stained from all the chocolate he must’ve ate. The table is filled with tones of cigarette butts & chocolate wrappers all over it. There are three white candles burnin’ on the table. A steel hook stand near the candles. There are also some papers & sketch pens on the table. A bottle of red wine & couple of half filled glass. And also a laptop, a sony point & shoot camera & a sony DSLR.. lyin’ near shaurya’s reach. Shaurya notices aryan & aahan smilin’ at him whilst walkin’ towards the table. Shaurya smiles at the ladies & says somethin’ to them. The women leave the table & walk in the direction of aryan & aahan. Aryan & aahan just stare at those WOMEN - MESMERIZED - as they waltz by them. Aryan & aahan then reach near the table & take a seat. Shaurya smiles at them whilst holdin’ & suckin’ a cigarette. Shaurya offers them two cigarettes from one of the many marlboro packs sprawled across the table. Aryan & aahan refuse the offer politely. Shaurya looks little confused. Shaurya then starts to roll those cigarttes on the candle’s flame. Shaurya then takes those two cigarettes & hooks them both on a steel hook stand. Cigarette as an incense stick ? Aryan & aahan chuckle as they see this. Shaurya smirks & winks at them both whilst his one hand fixed to his mouth.. A typical chainsmoker. Keso ho ?

SHAURYA

ARYAN ( smilin’ ) Tumhare jitne toh badiya nai par.. Kaam chal jata hai. Hum bhi next year kuch start karne ki soch rahe hai.. Ek chota sa cafe ya somethin’.

88. Shaurya looks impressed. Aahan then looks at some hot chick near the pool. She is all wet from the water. Aahan swallows a lump. Aahan wants her. Shaurya notices this & snaps his fingers to get aahan’s attention. Aahan looks at shaurya. Shaurya signals with his hands- Do you want her ?- Aahan politley smiles & refuses the offer by shakin’ his hands. Aryan & aahan look around. AAHAN Kafi khubsurat party hai. Two beautiful women in shorts are passin’ by. Shaurya looks at them & snaps his fingers to get their attention. Those two women walk up to shaurya. Shaurya smiles at them. Shaurya then takes one woman’s hand & kisses it. Shaurya then signals her to lean down. She leans down. Shaurya covers her ear with his one hand & starts whisperin’ somethin’ in her ear. The woman smiles & nods whilst shaurya is whisperin’ something in her ear. Aryan & aahan are just watchin’ this quietly. Shaurya is done. The woman gets up. Shaurya gets his one hand near his mouth & takes a quick puff outta his cigarette. Shaurya then looks at both of those women. Shaurya then points his index finger at aryan & aahan. Both women look at aryan & aahan whilst sportin’ a seductive smile. Aahan swallows a lump. Aryan & aahan look confused. Those two women extend thier hands towards aryan & aahan. Aryan starts to cough. Aahan looks little nervous. But the hellish temptation is too over powerin’. Aryan & aahan get up & take those women’s hands. Aryan & aahan start to walk with those women towards the house. INT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - 2ND FLOOR - BALCONY - NIGHT (Light Daft punk music is still audible) Aryan & aahan are all alone in the balcony with those two women. Aryan & aahan are restin’ their hips on the metal railin’. Those two women are standin’ beside aryan & aahan whilst smilin’ at them. Aryan & aahan are little nervous. Those two women look at them in a seductive manner. Woman beside aryan speaks. I’m tina.

TINA

Aryan smiles in a nervous manner as tina puts her arms around him & starts rubbin’ his back. Aryan clears his throat.

89.

I’m aryan.

ARYAN

Tina smiles. Whilst woman besides aahan introduce her self. KRITS I’m Kruti.. You can call me krits. Aahan smiles. AAHAN I’m aahan. Nice to meet you. Kruti puts her one hand around aahan’s butt & smile. Kruti & tina rest thier heads on aahan & aryan’s chest whilst smilin’. Aahan & aryan swallow a lump. Aryan & aahan then slowly put thier arms around Kruti & Tina’s shoulders. Aryan & aahan just look in front whilst takin’ a deep breathe. EXT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - NIGHT Irva pulls over & gets outta her car. Irva starts to walk towards shaurya’s house. INT . SHAURYA’S HOUSE - GARDEN/POOL AREA - NIGHT Irva starts walkin’ in .. Notices the wildness of the party. Irva looks around whilst movin’ real slow. Irva then heads for the pool area. Waitress offers her a drink as soon as she arrives near the pool area. She refuses it politely. She starts walkin’ & sees bunch of odd men & women runnin’ around & playin’ footbal near the pool. She then sees shaurya near the end of the pool.. sittin’ under an umbrealla. Shaurya is workin’ on somethin’ .. lookin’ at his laptop & usin’ sketch pan to draw somthin’ on the paper. Irva heads towards him. Shaurya watches irva walkin’ towards him. Shaurya smiles at her & raises his one hand. Irva waves & smiles back at him as she inches closer towards shaurya. Irva reaches near his umbrella table. Irva extends her hand. Shaurya shakes her hand & nods whilst sportin’ a polite smile. IRVA Hi shaurya... umm tumne Aryan koh dekha hai idhar kahi ? Mujhe usseh bata karni hai.. It’s little urgent. Shaurya looks little confused. Shaurya points towards the 2ND floor. All of a sudden... some beautiful woman arrives & hugs shaurya from behind. Shaurya smiles a little. She kisses his cheek whilst still leanin’ on him from behind. She then proceeds to sit on shaurya’s lap.

90. Shaurya touches his earlobes whilst lookin’ at irva. Irva smiles a little. Irva then turns around & starts walkin’ towards the house. INT. SHAURYA'S HOUSE - GROUND FLOOR - NIGHT Irva enters the house & sees half of floor is passed out. A little cat is The house smells like a college frat eyes & takes a deep breathe in. Irva stairs leadin’ to the 1st floor.

the crowd on the ground runnin’ here & there. house. Irva widens her then heads for the

INT. SHAURYA'S HOUSE - 1ST FLOOR - NIGHT Irva is now on the 1st floor - MEN & WOMEN playin’ charades & cricket. A woman is takin’ her clothes off & everyone else is cheerin’ her. Irva shakes her head. Irva then heads for the stairs leadin’ to the 2nd floor. INT. SHAURYA'S HOUSE - 2ND FLOOR - NIGHT Irva arrives on the 2nd floor. Irva starts lookin’ for aryan in the midst of all of the madness around her. Irva sees the cigarette butts lyin’ across the room. Irva sees wine bottles on the floor. Irva sees men & women near the kitchen takin’ tequila shots & laughin’. Irva then sees couple of couples throwin’ water at each other & laughin’. Irva raises her one eyebrow. Irva then heads for one of the many rooms on the 2nd floor. Irva opens up the door a little & sees couples laughin’ & gettin’ wasted. Those couples stare at irva & frown. Irva slowly closes the door. Irva shakes her head a bit. Irva then looks around. Irva is little tired as aryan is nowhere to be found. Irva just sees bunch of wild animals ( two legged ones ) laughin’ & gettin’ drunk. Irva then looks at the balcony & breathes in & out a little. INT. SHAURYA'S HOUSE - 2ND FLOOR - BALCONY - NIGHT Irva heads for the balcony. Irva arrives near the balcony. A COLD & CHILLIN’ SHOCK. Irva’s face turns sad as she sees tina kissin’ aryan on his cheek whilst aryan is smilin’. Irva tears up a little. Aryan has his one hand around tina. Aryan & aahan are smilin’. Aryan then sees irva in front of him. Aryan face goes blank. Aryan immediately takes his one hand off tina. Aahan notices irva & swallows a lump. Irva looks broken. Tina & kruti project guilt whilst lookin’ at irva. Irva turns around & leaves. Aryan runs behind irva. INT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - STAIRS - NIGHT

91. Irva is climbin’ down the stairs which will lead her to the 1ST floor. Aryan is behind her. Aryan is lookin’ anxious & broken. Irva is cryin’ a little. Tears are rollin’ a bit. Aryan looks distraught. ARYAN Irva please.. Listen.. Ek minute toh dekho idhar. Irva just keeps climbin’ down the stairs. ARYAN (CONT’D) Irva.. Irva.. listen. Meh usseh janta bhi nai tha. Irva turns around whilst wipin’ her tears. IRVA Abb toh jaan nah pechan kisi bhi ladki keh sath chippak jate ho. Aryan shakes his head. ARYAN Aisa nai hai. I just met her now. Kuch nai hua humare bich. Irva is still cryin’ a little. IRVA Agar meh nahi aati toh tum abb tak usseh kisi kamre meh le jakar muh maar rahe hote. Aryan shakes his head a little. IRVA (CONT’D) Tum highschool meh kitne innocent the. Par abb bilkul baki ladko jese ban gaye ho. Sharabi aur ladkibaaz. Aryan puckers his face whilst shakin’ his head. Irva wipes her tears a little. IRVA (CONT’D) Tummeh aur baki keh ladko meh koi fark nai raha abb .. unn ladko koh bhi sirf bistar par letana hai mujh jhesi ladkiyo koh aur tumbhi abb unnmeh seh ek ban gaye ho. Chee. Aryan waves her hand tryin’ to deny these allegations. Irva starts tearin’ up. Aryan looks at her wet eyes.

92. Aryan cant bare seein’ irva cryin’ like this. Aryan looks at her with sad eyes. ARYAN Tum roh kyon rahi ho ? Aryan moves his one hand to wipe a tear off irva’s face but irva slaps his hand away. IRVA Koi zarurat nai hai.. Bhagwan neh mujhe khudke hath diye hain. Irva wipes her tears. IRVA (CONT’D) Mene socha tha ki aaj akar tumhe bataugi ki hamesha seh tumm hee pasand the mujhe but nai.. sorry kee mene tumharai party bigadi. (wipes her tears) Par abb tumhe kabhi nai tang karugi. Jao vapas jakke mu marro uss ladki keh sath. Tum aur tumhara bhai dono... badtameez ladkibaaz kahike. Aryan still cant figure out why is he bein’ yelled at like this, for no apparent reason. Aryan simply stares at irva & shakes his head like a little kitten. Aryan’s eyes are wet a bit. ARYAN I luv u.. Irva. Irva just wipes her tears a bit. IRVA And I hate u. Tum cheater ho. Aryan looks little broken & confused. ARYAN Parr tumne ha kab kahi thi mujhe.. Yar .. Humm dono couple bhi nahi hai, irva. Aur aaj tum achanak seh ese behave kar rahi ho jese ki humm saalo seh ek dusre keh sath relationship meh ho. Irva just stares at aryan. Irva’s mascara has been ruined with all her tears. Her eyes look black.

93. IRVA You are rite, aryan... Humm kabhi couple ban bhi nai sakte. Enjoy the party. Happy new year. Irva wipes her tears with one hand. Irva turns & leaves. Aryan throws his hand in the air as he sees irva climb down the stairs. Aryan just stands there & sees her leave. Irva reaches the 1st floor & heads for the ground floor. Meanwhile aryan just stands there with a look of a man who has lost everything. Aryan rubs his forehead whilst lookin’ distraught. EXT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - NIGHT Irva is still little teary. Irva walks towards her car & grabs her car’s door open. Irva gets in her car. Irva is little upset. Irva turns on the ignition & leaves. INT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - 2ND FLOOR - BALCONY - NIGHT Aryan is lookin’ down whilst restin’ his back on the metal railin’. Aahan is standin’ besides aryan & tryin’ to console him. Aryan looks like devdas re-incarnated. AAHAN Chodna yar.. Happy new year ARYAN Ganta happy new year.. aisi tesi kar di usne meri. Doh pal meh uss ne mere dil keh tukde tukde kar diye. AAHAN Chill kar bro.. Tuneh kuch galat nai kiya. Aryan is still starin’ down at the floor. ARYAN Voh dono kaha gai vese ? AAHAN Uske friends aaye the.. saath meh leh gaye dono koh andar kisi kamre meh. I dont know... Aryan shakes his head a little. Aryan chuckles in a sad manner.

94. ARYAN Yar yeh ladkiyo ka mujhe kuch samaj meh nai aata.. doh baar usne mujhe kutte ki tarah reject kiya. Aur aaj achanak seh pyar umad para mere liye uss keh andar. Yeh koi mandir ka ganta hai.. Jabb mann ho tab bajake chale jao. Aahan takes a cigarette out of his college bag. Marlboro menthol - THE STOLEN PACKETS. Aahan tries to light it up but is unable to do so. Aahan tries to lit it again & finally it gets lit. Aahan then offers that cigarette to aryan. Aryan takes it & smokes whilst lookin’ little annoyed with the taste. Aryan licks his lips & spits. ARYAN (CONT’D) Yeh kya hai isme.. chi.. bleach jesa hai.. Thu.. Aryan puts out the cigarette on the metal railin’ without lookin’ at it. We see white powder comin’ outta it as aryan puts the cigarette out by pushin’ it. Aryan & aahan are unaware about the fact that the four large packets of the marlboro menthol cigarettes that they stole from irva’s house .. are lessed with cocaine. Aahan looks at aryan & puts his hand around aryan’s shoulder. AAHAN Kal jab yeh sabb cool off hojaye.. Ask her out. Vo na nai bolegi. She likes you.. varna aadhi raat koh aese tujhe milne kyon aati idhar ? Aryan smiles at aahan in a luke warmish way. Aahan smiles back & taps aryan’s back with his one hand. Aryan then looks down. ARYAN Thanks bhai. Parr abb pata nai .. mujhe thakh sa lagne laga hai yeh sari cheezo seh. Aahan pulls out a cigarette from the marlboro pack & tries to light it up but fails. Aryan looks at aahan strugglin’. Cigarette gets lit but aahan cant take the drag out of it. AAHAN Beh kya hai iske andar .. Jal hi nai rahi. Miti daal rakhi hai iske andar ya kya ?

95. Aahan then turns around & smashes the cigarette on the blacony’s railin’ to put out the cigarette & notices little white poweder comin’ out of it. Aryan sees this. ARYAN Kya hai voh ? AAHAN White powder jesa hai kuch. Aahan tastes it a little. Aahan then keeps tastin’ it couple of times. Then it hits. Aahan freezes. Aahan’s face turns pale. Aahan stares at aryan with a frozen face. Aahan is still fightin’ himself - he doesnt want to believe that it is what he thinks it is. ARYAN Kya hua.. Bolna beh. Aahan shakes his head a little. Aryan then takes the cigarette & breaks it. Aryna tastes the powder. Aryan then sniffs it a little. Aryan swallows a lump & turns towards aahan. Aahan is still starin’ at aryan. AAHAN Tujhe bhi vahi feel hua jo mujhe hua. Aahan looks little shaken. Aryan then opens up the college bag & takes another marlboro pack out the packet. Aryan gets couple of cigarettes out of it & puts the marlboro pack on the metal railin’. Aahan is watchin’ this with a dead look on his face. Aryan breaks squashes those cigarttes with his hands & white powder comes out of it. Aryan looks suprised. ARYAN Sari ki sari cigarette cocaine seh bhari hui hai. Irva ka baap pablo escobar hai iska matlab. Aryan dusts his hands off. Aryan then starts to think. Aahan is also standin’ & thinkin’ what to do next. I think..

AAHAN

Aryan turns towards aahan. Aahan licks his lips. Aahan takes out his blackberry. Aahan starts to dial the police. ARYAN Kisko phone kar raha hai ? AAHAN Police ko !

96. ARYAN Pagal hai kya tu ? Aahan dials the number. Aryan boltz at aahan & takes his blackberry outta his hands. Aahan looks at him in a puzzled manner. AAHAN Bhai.. Kya kar raha hai tu ? Aryan cuts the phone- Tension starts to rise - Aahan takes a step forward. Aryan keeps the blackberry away from aahan’s reach. Aryan steps backwards. Aryan then bluffs to throw aahan’s blackberry in to the pool. Aahan looks at aryan with shakin’ his head ( scared ). Aryan is keepin’ his one arm ready to throw aahan’s balckberry in the pool. Aahan just stares at aryan. ARYAN Zara soch .... Tera dream cafe khol sakte hai humm isseh. Aahan looks confused. Aahan shakes his head. AAHAN Pagal ho gaya hai kya tu.. Dono jail jayege. Aahan takes another step forward. Aryan moves his arm a little. Aahan stops as he doesn't want to see his blackberry lyin’ inside the bottom of the pool. AAHAN (CONT’D) (firm tone) Phone vapas de de mujhe, Aryan ! Aryan shakes his head. AAHAN (CONT’D) (firm tone) Akhri baar keh raha hu tujhe meh.. Phone de de vapas. ARYAN (firm tone) Nai duga.. Aur isseh blackberry kehte hai .. phone nai. Difference. Aahan lunges forward & tries to take the phone outta aryan’s hand. Little tussle between the brothers. Aahan pushes aryan. Aryan’s back is now on the railin’. Aryan keeps the blackberry off his reach as aahan tries to grab it from aryan’s hands. Aahan is on top of aryan.. tryin’ to persuade him to hand him his blackberry back.

97. Aahan pulls aryan’s collar. Aryan is pushin’ aahan’s face with his one hand. Aahan is tryin’ to get his phone back whilst pushin’ aryan’s face. ARYAN (CONT’D) (strugglin’) Cafe nai kholna tujhe kya ? AAHAN (strugglin’) Nai kholna mujhe cafe .. Drugs keh peso seh. Aryan tries to stop him but aahan is little taller. Aahan has his one hand around aryan’s collar & the other on aryan’s face. ARYAN (strugglin’) Cofee bhi ek drug hai. AAHAN (strugglin’) Tu pagal hogaya hai. ARYAN (strugglin’) Meh hua nai.. Meh hamesha seh hi pagal tha. Yeh cocaine meh bechkar hi rahuga. Hum kahi aur settle ho sakte hai.. europe meh kahi ..italy.. Croatia.. (aahan chokes aryan) portugaaaaaaal. Both of them are now at each others throat tryin’ to choke each other to surrender. EXT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - NIGHT Professor pulls his car over. Professor gets outta his car. Professor is walkin’ (stridin’) towards shaurya’s house whilst lookin’ at his watch. Professor looks nervous as hell. INT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - GARDEN/POOL AREA - NIGHT Professor arrives in. Music & lights are still up. Professor tries to walk real slow. Professor doesn’t want to be the oddball but he clearly is an oddball in the midst of all this youngsters. Everyone is lookin’ at him as he walkin’. Professor smiles nervously at everyone whilst walkin’.

98. Everyone looks at him & then get back to what they were doin’ before. Professor arrives near the pool area. Professor stands near the pool lookin’ around. Shaurya is gone somewhere else. Professor breathes a little as he sees beautiful women walkin’ near the pool in thier bikinis. Professor shakes his head. The pool is empty for now. INT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - 2ND FLOOR - BALCONY - NIGHT Meanwhile aahan & aryan are at it. Aryan is tryin’ to keep the blackberry away from aahan’s reach. Aahan tries to extend his arm over & over to get it but he fails. Aahan then grabs aryan by his collar. ARYAN (strugglin’) Woh bhikariyo koh bulakar kya karega tu ? Tujhe hii andar daal dege... akkal hai tujhme thodi bhi? Aahan is now holdin’ aryan’s neck. Aryan is also holdin’ aahan’s neck with his one hand. Both of them pushin’ each other. AAHAN Pagal matt bann tu. Phone deh mujhe. Durin’ this tussle aryan accidental pushes the torn cigarattes & two pack of Marlboro off the metal railin’. Both aryan & aahan let go each other & look down immediately. It falls down directly on professor’s head. It then falls down on the ground. Professor looks down at the torn cigarettes & two cigarette pack. Professor then looks up & then down. Proffessor then quickly looks up again. Professor sees aryan & aahan. Aryan & aahan see the professor. Aryan & aahan are frozen stiff. ARYAN Toh aahan meh kya keh raha tha. Kya ? Bhag !!

AAHAN ARYAN

Aahan grabs the college bag & starts runnin’ inside with aryan. Hopin’ that they would escape before professor confronts them both. Both of them fall on the floor due to some spilled drink on the floor.

99. INT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - GARDEN/POOL AREA - NIGHT Professor shakes his head whilst lookin’ around. Professor looks little nervous.

Meri paap fatt gada meh.

PROFESSOR (worked up) naukri gayi abb. Sare salon ka ikkatha hokar mere muh par raha hai aaj. Mere paapo ka abb bhar chuka hai. Mar gaya

Professor then looks down. Professor picks up a torn cigarette & two pack of marlboro black menthol. PROFESSOR (CONT’D) (worked up) Abb yeh sab kya hai ? EXT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - NIGHT Raman & his goons get outta the car. Raman & his goons load their guns up. Raman & his goons then tuck their guns in their trousers whilst walkin’ towards the gate. RAMAN (pissed off) Meh iss aryan keh bacche ko choruga nai. .pehle mera cocaine churata hai phir meri beti par nazar dalata hai. INT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - GARDEN/POOL AREA - NIGHT Raman & his goons enter shaurya’s house. Raman & his goons look around. Raman isn't clearly impressed with this hiprisque- artsy- party. Raman shakes his head whilst walkin’ further. Raman’s goons follow him. Raman & his goons head for the pool area. The professor has two packs of marlboro in his one hand & is tryna smell the torn cigarette with his other hand. Raman & his goons sport the professor tryin’ to smell the torn cigarette. Raman shakes his head a little whilst lookin’ at the professor. RAMAN Toh yeh hai master mind. Tabhi meh sochu. Sala.. Baccho keh thru maal chura ta hai ! Besharam ! Chee !

100. Professor sees raman & co. lookin’ at him in a broodin’ manner. Professor looks back & sees no one. Professor then looks back at raman real quick. Raman stares at him with high temple rage. Professor looks little scared. Raman takes out his gun & fires it in the air. The crowd starts to wither here & there. Professor sees raman & his goon runnin’ towards him. The professor starts runnin’ towards the house with two cigarette pack in his one hand. Meanwhile everyone else starts to leave the party after the gunshot. We see chaos across the place. Everyone runnin’ around like ants. Shaurya is nowhere to be found. Daft punk music is still vibin’ thru all this chaos. INT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - FIRST FLOOR - NIGHT Aahan & aryan are almost arrivin’ on the first floor via the stairs. Aahan & aryan are on the end of the staircase & are about to step on the first floor.. But they see professor runnin’ towards them. ARYAN Budhe kee aisi tesi Aryan & aahan start to climb back those are stumblin’ & pantin’ whilst climbin’ its full on riot here. Everyone runnin’ Professor is right behind aryan & aahan

stairs. Aryan & aahan the stairs. The househere & there. on the stairs.

PROFESSOR Arey rukko. ARYAN Rukna mat aahan. Kuch bhi ho. Rukna matt. Meanwhile raman & his goons arrive on the 1st floor and see aryan & aahan climbin’ up the stairs whilst the professor is followin’ them. RAMAN Iss master mind koh toh meh choruga nai. Doh log idhar khadeh raho... Meh aur baaki upar jaa rahe hai.. Teenoh meh seh koi bhi bhagna nai chahiye. INT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - 2ND FLOOR - BALCONY - NIGHT Aryan & aahan are now on the balcony. Aryan & aahan head near the metal railin’. Aryan & aahan look down at the pool & shake their heads. Aahan then sees a metal pipe near balcony.

101. Aahan taps aryan’s shoulder. Aahan heads towards the left side of the balcony. Aahan gets on the metal railin’ slowly & grabs the small metal pipe near him. Aahan starts climbin’ down. Aryan also prepares to do the same. Aryan gets over the railin’ & supports himself with the wall. Professor arrives. Professor sees aryan standin’ on the railin’. PROFESSOR Meri baat suno.. Dekho.. Dolly.. Aryan sees professor. Professor steps forward a little. Aryan jumps down in to the pool. Professor heads for the metal railin’ & looks down. SPLASHHHH !!!! INT. SHAURYA'S HOUSE - GARDEN/POOL AREA - NIGHT Aryan lands safely inside the pool. Aryan gets up with water filled in his mouth. Aryan shakes his head whilst spittin’ the water out. Aryan then starts to swim towards the end of the pool. Meanwhile aahan is almost at the end of the metal pipe. Aryan gets outta pool & starts runnin’ for the exit. Aahan gets off the pipe & starts runnin’ behind aryan whilst college bag on his back. Both of them are stumblin’ a little. Everyone else on the ground is runnin’ like the judgment day has arrived. INT. SHAURYA’S HOUSE - 2ND FLOOR - BALCONY - NIGHT Professor now turns around & see raman standin’ with his goons. Professor panics. Professor screams in a comic manner. Aiii...

PROFESSOR

Raman then looks at the professor. Raman is broodin’. RAMAN (brash) Saale retirement ki umar peh yeh sabb kaam karta hai tu ! Professor has no where to go. Professor feels the metal railin’. PROFESSOR (scared) Galti hogai mujhse.. Meh kabhi nai karuga abbse yeh sabb.

102. RAMAN (brash) Chotte bacho koh use karta hai yeh sabb kaam keh liye.. Tujhe sharam nai aati kamine. PROFESSOR Voh legal hai.. Minor nai hai. Aur unn sabne mujhe consent diya tha pehle. Raman looks at his goons & then looks to the professor whilst shakin’ his head. Raman cant believe the audacity that this professor has. RAMAN (brash) Besharam sale ! Tujhe toh meh yaha seh niche fek duga. Tere pure body peh chotte chote fracture karuga .. Tu ruk kamine. Professor pleas & shakes his hands. PROFESSOR Please dekho.. RAMAN Pehli aur akhri baar puchuga... cocaine kaha hai? Sach bol ! Professor is looks confused. PROFESSOR (nervous) Konsa cocaine ? Raman looks at his goons with “Get a load of this guy” & then looks back at the professor. RAMAN Vahi joh tune mere gar seh uthwaya hua hai ? PROFESSOR (confused) Kya ? Konsa cocaine ? Mujhe kuch nai malum hai.. Raman shakes his head. Raman looks at his goons. RAMAN Oscar bhi kamm pade iske liye toh.. Kya actin’ karta hai yeh.

103. Raman then rubs his head with his gun whilst lookin’ at professor. RAMAN (CONT’D) Dekh... meri bp matt high kar.. Sach bol deh.. Varna meh voh haal karuga tera ki.... PROFESSOR (scared) Dekho mujhe kisi bhi cocaine keh bare meh kuch nai malum. Meh sach bol raha hu. Raman starts broodin’. Raman shakes points his gun towards professor. RAMAN Agar kuch nai pata.. Toh phir mujhe dekh kar bhag kyon raha tha ? Ussain bolt ka bhoot agaya tha andar. Haa ? Professor looks stressed. Professor shakes his head. Professor decides to tell the truth. PROFESSOR Dolly ki vajah seh. Raman look confused. Dolly ?

RAMAN

PROFESSOR First year student.. first year meh hai woh. Mene usseh mere garpar peh aane koh kaha tha raat koh. Meh professor hu. Aur mene jab tumhe yaha dekha... Mujhe laga tum dolly ke baap hoge. Sorry. Raman looks sideways whilst processin’ what he has heard. Raman looks confused whilst tryin’ to make sense outta professor’s blabber & then it hits him. Raman starts to shake his head as he realizes. Raman looks at the professor with disdain. Raman puts the thumb on the temple of the gun & points it towards the professor. RAMAN (brash & loud) Sale haramkhor .. Baccho keh sath sota hai. Abb toh meh tujhe yaha seh zinda niche phenk duga.

104. PROFESSOR (scared) Dekho galti hogai.. Aaj ke baad nai karuga. Jane do mujhe. RAMAN Chidiya chugg gai khet. Koi fayda nai abb. Tujhe meh yahi peh thokh duga. Tere gajar ka halwa bana duga meh aaj. Raman takes a step forward. Professor shakes his hand .. Signals him not to come any closer. Professor then grabs the metal railin’ behind him. Professor then looks at the pool in a cross-eyed manner. Professor turns around real quick & gets on the metal railin’. Professor then jumps whilst aimin’ for the pool. INT. SHAURYA'S HOUSE - GARDEN/POOL AREA - NIGHT SPLASH !!!!!! Professor falls down in to the pool whilst screamin’. I/E - CAR (MOVIN’) - NIGHT Aahan is drivin’ whilst constantly lookin’ back. Aahan has this nervous look on his face. Aryan is still shiverin’ & tryin’ to rub his shoulders. Aahan sees this & shakes his head. Aahan points at the backseat. AAHAN Piche seat meh shoppin’ bag paddi hai.. Ussmeh black jacket hoga jo mene kal kharida tha. Change karle iseh pahle ki tu thand khe mar jaye. Aryan grabs the jacket from the shoppin’ bag tucked far back. Aryan removes his shirt. Aryan then puts on the jacket whilst aahan is lookin’ back every now & then.. Tryin’ to make sure no one is on the tail. ARYAN Thoda jaldi chala yar.. AAHAN Itna toh jaldi chala raha hu. Yeh.. Bugaati nai hai. ARYAN Hum kidhar ja rahe hai ?

105. AAHAN (unsure) Police station ? ARYAN Nai... mujhe iss kamine par bharosa nai.. Iske vaha contacts ho sakte hai.. politicians/MLAs iske friends hai. Nai... aur jaha tak baat rahi unn communists ki .. Voh ajeebo gareeb hote hai.. Koi bharosa nai... hummeh hi sidha andar karde. Aur phir khud cocaine bech kar daru piye. AAHAN Marr gaye.. toh abb kidhar jaye hum dono itni raat ko ? ARYAN Tu chalata reh meh.... Kuch sochta hu.. Shayad voh lag humare piche nai hai abb.... toh.... Before aryan could even complete his sentence. CLEEEEKKKK - a sharp noise comes from the back . Aahan & aryan look back. They see irva’s dad & his goons followin’ them via a car. Aryan & aahan turn to the front whilst swallowin’ a lump. Aryan puts on his seatbelt. ARYAN (CONT’D) Kuch bhi hojaye.. Gadi matt rokna.. Aar ya par. Aahan shifts to the top gear & accelerates. AAHAN GTA VICE CITY ZINDABAD... Kitne hai uss gadi meh total ? Aryan looks back to check. ARYAN Pata nai.. ummm AAHAN Kya matlab tujhe pata nai ... Jaldi bol! ARYAN Areyy kya farak padta hai ki kitne hai ?!

106. Aahan looks back himself to check. Both aryan & aahan are now lookin’ back. Chaar hai.

AAHAN

ARYAN Teen .. Nai char hai. AAHAN Paanch hai.. Paanch. ARYAN Tu irva ke baap koh bhi count kar raha hai. Hainnn ??

AAHAN

Whilst aryan & aahan are lookin’ back and playin’ number number... A blind old man ( black glasses / white stick ) is tryin’ to cross the street at this time of the night. BOOOM- BAAMMMMM - OLD MAN SCREAMS IN PAIN. Aryan & aahan’s car smashes the old man. The car is so fast that the old man got hit twice - two touch - The car’s front & the bonet.. & went directly to the back of the car & fell down on the road. Aahan slows down the car a bit. Aryan & aahan look back a little. Old man is lyin’ on the ground. Aryan turns back to front. ARYAN Gaadi slow matt kar. Zebra crossin’ keh bina cross kiya tha usne road.. Uska fault hai. Rules follow karne chaiye usko. AAHAN Tujhe nai lagta ki hummeh.. ARYAN (loud) Tu na thakega kabhi. Tu na thamega kabhi... Kar shapath kar shapath.. Agneepath agneepath. Aahan shakes his head & pulls the top gear. Car starts to move real fast.

107. I/E - RAMAN’S CAR - NIGHT Raman stops his car as he sees the blind old man gettin’ up slowly. Raman doesn't turns the ignition off. The blind old man is shakin’ in pain. Raman looks at his goons & then looks at the blind old man tryin’ to get up. RAMAN Hummeh aur unmeh itna fark hai.. Buddhe buzurg logo ka aadar karte hai humm. Aaj kal keh ladko meh sanskar naam ki cheez nai hai. Dekha kese udda kar chale gaye. Huh. Raman shakes his head a little. Raman waits for the blind old man to stand up properly & cross the road. But the old man is takin’ too long. The old man gets up & walks a little. Old man then stops. The old man nurses his back whilst standin’ still. Raman is runnin’ outta patience. Raman starts to rub his face. Raman looks at his watch. Raman horns at the old man. Raman is losin’ it. Old man walks a little then stops again. Raman starts to drum his fingers on the steerin’ wheel. Raman starts to whistle in order to calm himself down. The old man walks a little & then stops. Old man starts to cough. Raman stops whistlin’. Raman loses it. Raman gets angry all of a sudden. RAMAN (CONT’D) Sala .. yeh kachue ki aulad. Iski buddhe ki aesi tesi. Raman accelerates & aims for the old man. Raman rams the old man over with his car. Old man yells in pain. Old man loses his stick & off he goes in the back & lands down on the road again. The fall must’ve broke the old man’s back. Goon sittin’ besides raman stares at raman. Raman turns towards him. RAMAN (CONT’D) Kya ? Tom cruise hu meh.. Aage dekhna gadhe. Goon shifts his gaze towards the road in front. EXT. CHURCH - NIGHT Aahan pulls over the car in the church’s parkin’ lot which is right in the front of the church. Aahan turns off the ignition real quick. Aryan & aahan get outta the car real fast & start to head for the church.

108. INT. RAMAN’S CAR - NIGHT Raman is lookin’ fierce. Raman is rantin’ whilst drivin’. RAMAN Yeh aryan ka baccha ek bar hath meh lag jaye.. khoon pi jauga meh uska. Goon sittin’ besides him speaks. GOON EKAI Lets hope ki.. dono ne abb takk police koh phone na kiya ho. RAMAN Nai.. Muhe nai lagta .. Vese bhi mujhe yeh dono itne bewkoof nai lagte ki police koh phone karne ki himmat karege. Aur vese bhi voh bhikhari log meri jeb meh hi hain toh koi tension nai hai. Goon sittin’ behind raman speaks. GOON DOKAI Humme inn dono koh dhire seh behala fooslake andar lane ki koshish karni chahiye thi boss. Goon tikai & goon chokai nod at goon dokai’s statement. Raman slaps the horn pad. Raman shakes his head a little. Raman looks miffed. RAMAN Yeh uss kamine professor ki galti hai.. pata nai abb tak kitini ladkiyo ki izzat luti hogi. Yeh khatam karke uske gar pe jaenge sidha.. Thokh dege uske gajar (carrot) koh. Raman keeps drivin’. INT. CHURCH - NIGHT Church is open for the new years special. It’s Pin Drop Silence Inside The Church. We now see aryan & aahan walkin’ in whilst the priest is givin’ lecture to everyone. Everyone includin’ the priest looks at aryan & aahan.

109. Aryan & aahan smile & nod at everyone in a luke warmish manner. Both of them are walkin’ real slow. All of a sudden.. aahan’s phone starts to ring - LOUD RINGTONE - DIRTY DIRTY DANCER - ENRIQUE IGLESIAS. Everyone is just starin’ at aahan & aryan. Aahan tries to take the phone outta of his bag but instead opens up the wrong chain which is filled with coins that he uses for buyin’ chewin’ gum. Coins fall down as aahan unzips the chain. Noise of coins fallin’ becomes audible all over the place. Priest just stares at them. Aryan & aahan start to grab the coins whilst almost runnin’ behind them with their knees little bent. By this time.. The entire church.. women ( only women are there ) present inside the church ( late 60’s & 70’s ) start to look at aryan & aahan with an utter disdain. Aryan & aahan notice this & stop pickin’ up the coins. Both of them get up & start headin’ for the two empty seat near the end in a middle row. ARYAN Voh donation thi hamari.. Humm bahut mante hai. Jesus (beat) ..christ meh. Aryan & aahan awkardly make way through the packed church seats. They both take a seat & settle down. Aryan looks at the priest who is starin’ at them with his eyebrows puckered. ARYAN (CONT’D) Chalu rakho. Continue continue.. Father. Priest then continue his lecture by lookin’ at the transcript in front of him. Meanwhile aryan & aahan start to TALK IN A HUSH TONE whilst sittin’ right next to each other & lookin’ at the priest. ARYAN (CONT’D) Mujhe nai lagta kee voh log yaha peh ayege. AAHAN Aur agar yaha par aye toh .. Kya karege phir ? ARYAN Vahi jo puri raat kar rahe the.. Daudege idhar udhar. Kabbadi kabaddi khele ge aur kya. AAHAN Pyas lagi hai yar.. mujhe gar jana hai. Ankhien jabak rahi hai.

110. Aahan rubs his one eye. Aryan check his Sony tipo. Battery is dead. Aryan shakes his head a little. ARYAN Battery dead... mar gaye. AAHAN Mere meh battery hai.. Tension matt leh. ARYAN Pure din use karta hai phir bhi kese battery zinda rehti hai tere blackberry meh. Meh bhi blackberry lene ki soch raha hu abb. AAHAN (smilin’) Mene sote waqt charge meh daal rakha tha. Aryan shakes his head a little whilst smilin’ a bit. Beat. Both of them are lookin’ at father & actin’ real devoted to his speech. ARYAN Isska matlab irva ka baap ... drug king pin hai. Aahan puckers his face. Aahan looks little confused. ARYAN (CONT’D) Mujhe toh abhi bhi hazam nai hoti yeh baat. Matlab kese karta hoga voh yeh sabb side meh.. Margins badiya rehte hoge isme. Profit hee profit. AAHAN Iss keh bare meh abhi discussion karna sahi nai lag raha mujhe. Baad meh baat karege. Aryan nods whilst still lookin’ at father. An old lady sittin’ right in front of them who has been hearin’ them .. turns back & looks at them. Old lady puts her index finger on her mouth. Tellin’ aryan & aahan to shut up. Aryan & aahan puts their index finger on thier mouth. Old lady sulks. Old lady then turns towards father’s speech. We see aryan & aahan replacin’ their index finger with thier middle finger. Priest is rantin’ about the devil.

111. PRIEST (LOUD - DRAMATIC) SHAITAN HAMARE CHARO AUR HAI. DEVIL IS ALL AROUND US ! Beat. Priest looks at the everyone who is sittin’ in the church. Priest then looks at aryan. Priest points his finger at aryan. PRIEST (CONT’D) Voh tumeh seh kisi keh bhi andar ho sakta hai ! Aryan looks confused. Aryan looks back & then looks at the priest again. Aahan just looks at aryan & priest in a back & forth manner. PRIEST (CONT’D) Voh kahi bhi ho sakta hai. Priest then points at an old lady in her 80’s. Aryan & aahan look at that old lady & then look at the priest. Aryan & aahan give him a “have you lost your mind?” look. PRIEST (CONT’D) (dramatic) Voh har jagah hai.. Humarre ankhon keh samne hokar bhi hummeh nazar nai aata. Priest looks down & then shakes his head a little. Priest then looks up. PRIEST (CONT’D) Iss liye humme jesus ki zarurat hai. Thats why we should pray. That oh lordi lord .. Sweet jesus ! Priest then opens his arms up. Aryan & aahan puckers their eyebrows & look at the priest who is takin’ a very deep breathe. Priest then raises his one finger. It almost looks like some skit at this point. It’s too dramatic. PRIEST (CONT’D) Jesus... sweet jesus. Beat. PRIEST (CONT’D) Lord .. The merciful protector. FORGIVE US FOR THE TRESPASSIN’. FORGIVE US. FORGIVE US. FOR THE SINS WE HAVE COMMITTED & ARE ABOUT TO COMMIT. PROTECT US. (MORE)

112. PRIEST (CONT’D) GOD YOU HAVE CREATED THIS WORLD. THIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD FOR US. WE THANK YOU. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE. WE LOVE YOU GOD. WE LOVE YOUR SON JESUS FOR LIGHTININ’ OUR LIVES. WE DO ..IT’S TRUE.. WE LOVE HIM. WE LOVE JESUS. Aryan & aahan are constantly makin’ faces & shakin’ their heads whilst rubbin’ their invisible beard. Priest spreads his both arms. PRIEST (CONT’D) Devil cant win .. He cant win .. No one can deny us god’s grace.. Salvation is ours. A sharp squeaky voice of a car pullin’ over emerges outta of nowhere. Aryan & aahan feel jitters in their spine. Both of them shake a little. Aryan shakes his head a little. Aryan looks at aahan. Aahan looks at aryan & takes a deep breathe in. They both share this subtle look of “shit is about to hit the fan”. Both of them nod at each other. Both of them proceed to duck a little. Both of them take a cover under the bench. Old lady in front looks at aryan & aahan under the bench & frowns. Aryan & aahan signal her to get down. Old lady shakes her head a little. Old lady then turns back. EXT. CHURCH - NIGHT Raman & his goons get outta the car & start marchin’ towards the church. INT. CHURCH - NIGHT Raman & his goons walks in to the church. They look around to see if aryan & aahan are here or not. The priest looks at raman. The priest then points his one finger at raman. Everyone turns to look at raman & his goons. PRIEST The Devil is here! (beat) You still have a chance, son. Submit to Christ, son. Everyone stares at raman & his goons. Raman then looks at everyone & takes his gun out. Everyone gasps with a shock.

113. PRIEST (CONT’D) Go ahead son.. Inn khilono seh tumm kisi aur koh dhamkana.. God is up there lookin’ over me. You dont scare me, son. Aryan & aahan know that this priest will get salvation he was askin’ for earlier. Aahan & aryan look at each other in a nervous manner. Both of them shake their head a little. Raman shoots the priest. The bullet hits his shoulder & he falls down. Aryan & aahan shake under the bench. Old ladies present in the church, gasp outta fear. Then all of a sudden the old ladies start walkin’ & runnin’ here & there .... utter chaos. ARYAN Mar gaye.. Usne sachme usse goli mardi. AAHAN Humme yaha seh nikal na hoga kuch bhi karke. Aryan & aahan get up & start headin’ for the backdoor exit in the middle of this choas. Raman spots aryan & aahan headin’ for the exit & start runnin’ towards them. Raman is pushin’ old ladies out of the way. But it’s of no use. Aryan & aahan have escaped via the backdoor. The crowd is almost impossible to break. Everyone is headin’ in raman’s direction. One old lady comes too close to one of the raman’s goon. The goon tries to push her away but another old lady hits him with her bag. Goon trips & falls. His UZI GUN slips outta his suit. The UZI SLIDES FAR IN FRONT. It starts gettin’ kicked here & there. Some old lady with big thick glasses get nudged by UZI. Old lady leans down & takes it. Old lady looks at the uzi. Meanwhile raman & his other goons are pushin’ & makin’ way thru all this madness. BOOM .. BOOOM .. BAAMMM ! GUNSHOTS- CONTINUOUS LOOP. THE OLD LADY IS SHOOTING IN THE AIR. Raman & his goons duck & jump towards some nearby bench as they see this mad old woman goin’ berserk. They take cover behind the bench. BOOOMM --- TEEER - TEEER - BOOOM. Raman cover his head with his both hands. RAMAN Chalo.. Bahar, isseh pehle yeh upar pahucha deh humm sabko.

114. Raman looks at two of his goons. RAMAN (CONT’D) Tum dono car seh dundho unhe .. Meh aur yeh dono unhe paidal dundh neh ki koshish karege. Mujhe yeh dono zinda chahiye... Samje. Mile toh direct mujhe phone karna. His goons nod at him. THE NOISE OF UZI GUN IS STILL ROLLIN’ IN THE BACKGROUND. THE OLD LADY IS AT IT. RAMAN LOOKS LITTLE SHOOK. RAMAN (CONT’D) Yeh buddhi pagal ho gai hai. EXT. ST. JANE STREET - NIGHT. Aryan & aahan are runnin’ like hell. Gaspin’ whilst runnin’. They finally see a bus. They start wavin’ at the bus. ARYAN Buss roko.. Busss....

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Bus driver spots two kids runnin’ & wavin’ in his backview mirror. Bus driver stops the bus at once. Aryan & aahan stop a bit, to catch their breathe. Aryan & aahan then start to head for the bus whilst gaspin’ for their breathe. Aryan & aahan make it to the bus and throw a fit as if they were sufferin’ from an asthma. INT. BUS - NIGHT Aryan & aahan get inside the bus & breathe a little. Bus has two entry points. Aryan & aahan look outside.. worried that irva’s dad & his goons still might be followin’ them. Aryan & aahan see no one chasin’ after the bus. Aryan & aahan then smile at each other whilst still breathin’ heavily. The bus starts to move forward. 1 MINUTES LATER. Aryan & aahan are still catchin’ their breathe. Aryan & aahan then turn around to see a policeman walkin’ from the other side of the bus towards them. Aryan & aahan swallows a lump whilst bein’ frozen stiff. Policeman pulls his gun out as he sees aahan holdin’ a bag with little white powder on it.

115. Aryan notices this & looks at aahan. Aryan is still tryin’ to CATCH A BREATHE. ARYAN Yar.. Meh thakh gaya hu.. aaj kya.. Sari chize sali idhar udhar ho rahi hai.. Meh itna kabhi.. Policeman looks at aryan & tries to make sense of his gibberish. Policeman then walks close to them. Aahan then starts to grab his knee. Aahan falls down. Aahan starts cryin’ in pain. IT’S AN ACT. The entire passengers on the bus along with the policeman are confused. The policeman moves closer to aahan. Aryan then takes out the policeman by surprise & hits the policeman’s jaw real hard as the policeman tries to lean down a little to see aahan. The policeman drops like a dead effin’ rock. Aryan then kicks the policeman in his ribs. Policeman screams in pain whilst layin’ down on the floor. ARYAN (CONT’D) (Pissed off) Harami.. Yeh kahi bhi chen seh khadeh nai rehne dete kisiko. Sab meh naak ada ni hoti hai inko. Aahan gets up whilst pantin’ a little. Aryan then leans down & takes the policeman’s gun. Aryan then starts kickin’ the policeman on the head. Policeman covers his head with his hands. Aryan kicks him over & over. Aahan tries to hold aryan back. AAHAN Bass yar.. Jane de. AAHAN (CONT’D) Kya jane de... sale ek pal chen seh jinne nai dete yeh bhadve sale.. Aryan keeps kickin’ the policeman over & over. ARYAN Shanti seh khada hai insaan.. Saans le rahe hai doh minute.. Par nai agaye bhikhari.. ATM samaj rakha hai sabko inn bhadwon neh. Jab mann ho tabb saaf karlo... baap ka maal samaj rakha hai. Khudko bhagwan samjte hai. Communists sale. Sab meh naak adate phirte hai yeh.. Shakal toh bhese keh bacche jesi hoti hai.

116. Aahan holds aryan back as the policeman goes unconcious & drops his hands off his head. Aryan hits the policeman one last time. The policeman will probably wake up - IN A COMA. Aryan stops. Aryan then starts pantin’. Aryan looks at the passengers. Passengers are scared. Aryan shakes the gun at the passengers. The passengers move. Aryan yells at the bus driver. ARYAN (CONT’D) Bus rok beh ! The bus driver stops the bus. Aryan then looks at the passengers. ARYAN (CONT’D) Agar police ko phone kiya. Ya toh yaha par yeh bus khaddi dikhi mujhe.. Toh meh vapas aakar sab koh iss banduk seh tokh duga. Samje ? Aahan & Aryan are breathin’ like baba ramdev. Both of them start to head out of the bus. EXT. CHAPEL STREET - NIGHT Aryan & aahan get out of the Aryan turns around & signals real fast. TOO FAST IN FACT. chuckles whilst catchin’ his

bus. Aryan has gun in his hand. bus to move. The bus accelerates The bus soon disappears. Aahan breathe.

AAHAN Bass kafi fatafat nikal gai. Aryan laugh whilst catchin’ his breathe. Aryan then gets the college bag from aahan. Aryan then puts the gun in the college bag. Aryan wears the college back on his back. Aryan then looks around. Aryan points at the lush resident area. Aryan & aahan start walkin’ towards the lush street. EXT. LUSH STREET - NIGHT We see them walkin’ couple of blocks. Both of them are real tired. Both of them are usin’ every ounce of power left in them. Everyone in the area is sleepin’. It’s quiet as a church down here. The area is filled with beautiful houses. Aryan & aahan keep walkin’ whilst achin’ for a drop water. Aryan looks at aahan. ARYAN (exhausted) Bhai... please.. Kisi keh garpe..

117. Aahan nods a little whilst yawnin’. Aryan & aahan are close to bein’ drunk due to the exhaustion & stress. Aryan points at a house on his right side. The house is beautiful & lush. The house has a beautiful garden. The house has just one light turned on - IT’S GARDEN LIGHT. The house is connected to the other house in the back via a common wall. ARYAN (CONT’D) (exhausted) Humm yeh gar par seh next gar par guss jate hai. Phir aur ek.. Phir ese karke... voh hummeh andar utni duurr tak track nai kar payege. Aryan is little tired. Aahan nods whilst lookin’ little tired. Both of their eyes reek dark exhaustion. Both of them yawn a little. Aryan slaps his face to keep himself alert. AAHAN Itni badi divar kese par karege. Aryan yawns a little. ARYAN Utni bhi baddi nai hai yar.. Doh gate jitni hai. Faand dege pau upar vupar dal kar. Aryan & aahan start walkin’ towards the house near them. A lighter falls outta aahan’s back pocket. They keep walkin’ without realizing it. Aryan opens up the front gate. INT. LUSH HOUSE 1 - GARDEN - NIGHT Aryan & aahan enter the house via the gate. Aahan closes the gate whilst aryan just waits for aahan to join him. Both of them start walkin’ ( like dead zombies ) little further. They both pause a little. Aryan & aahan look at the wall. Aryan then sees a water tank inside the garden. The water tank is close to the wall which connects to the second house. Aryan looks at aahan. Aahan nods at aryan. Both of them head for the water tank. Both of them arrive close to the water tank. Both of them climb over the water tank. Both of them then head for the wall. Both of them aim & jump. Both of them are able to grab the wall. Both of them climb over & look down. The wall is pretty high. High enough to make anyone fallin’ off it.. nurse their body for a day or two. Aahan looks at aryan & signals him to hang down the wall to reduce the fallin’ distance. Aryan nods. Both of them prepare themselves for the task at the hand.

118. INT. LUSH HOUSE 2 - GARDEN - NIGHT They then hang a little on the wall & try to minimize the fallin’ distance. They slowly let go the wall. They fall down slowly. But still it was enough to make them feel a little sting. Ouchh.

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Aryan rolls over & nurses his knees. Aahan gets up whilst nursin’ his knee. Aahan limps a little. Aahan then looks at aryan. AAHAN (exhausted) Kya hum yeh wale gar me nai reh sakte ? Yeh kafi durr hai sadak seh. Aryan rolls a little. Aahan offers him a helpin’ hand. Aryan takes it & gets up. Aryan looks at the yellow light comin’ outta the garden’s bulb. ARYAN Chance nai lene wale humm. Ho sakke utna iss par jana hai... bass ek aur... teeesri pari meh kamyabi hai. Aahan then points at a wooden stair lyin’ near the wall. Aahan chuckles. Aryan chuckles too. Both of them start walkin’ towards it whilst lookin’ bunch of arthritis patients. Aryan & aahan start to head for the wooden stairs supported on the wall. Both of them start to climb it. Aahan goes first & aryan follows him. Both aryan & aahan are climbin’ the stairs carefully. Aahan gets on the top of the wall. Aryan makes it too. Aryan then pushes the wooden staircase away. It falls down on the lawn whilst makin’ no noise. Both of them are sittin’ on the wall. Both of them smirk at the wooden stair which is lyin’ on the garden. A lifeless smirk. Both of them then bro fist each other whilst smilin’. Whilst doin’ so.. they lose their balance & fall - the next house’s garden. INT. ZAINA’S HOUSE - GARDEN - NIGHT Both of them by some miracle survive the fall from a wall which is above 14 feet tall.

119. Both of them are face flat on the ground. Both of them open their eyes. Aryan grunts a little. ARYAN (in pain) Aee.. Gaya.. Mere haath ... i think fracture hogaya maybe ... ouchh.. Aahan puts his hand around the back of his head and rubs it. Aryan grunts a little. AAHAN (in pain) Faaaaaaa...k. Mera saarr.... hai ram ! Pata nai koi nass kich gai.. Andar koi chaku maar raha ho vesa lagg raha hai. Abb seh 31st peh.. Garpeh eco friendly cake lake kate ge.. Parrr bahar nai jayege 31st peh. Aryan & aahan just bury their heads in the grass. None of them wants to get up. ARYAN (tired) Bhai isseh aacha toh pakde jate.. Duadna toh nai padta itna .. Meh abb thakh gaya hu.. Meh yahi peh soh raha hu. Both of them close their eyes. Aryan & aahan are lyin on the ground for awhile. Aahan then slowly open his eyes & looks at aryan. Aryan then opens his one eye & looks at aahan. Aahan chuckles a bit. AAHAN Chall bhai.. Both of them slowly get up. Both of them are nursin’ thier knee & back. Both of them could use some hot bath & aspirin to kill the pain & cortisol coursin’ thru them. Aryan & aahan then look around. Both of them look astonished. Aryan & aahan see bunch of men & women sleepin’ on the lawn -WASTED. Yellow LED lights across the place. Beer cans & cigarette butts all over the garden. A small dog swimmin’ in a freakin’ swimmin’ pool near them. Beautiful white light around the entrance door. Aryan & aahan are exhausted. The low energy is clearly visible on their mugs. Aahan then starts to rub his chest whilst lookin’ tired.

120. AAHAN (CONT’D) Kargil ki jung hui thi kya yaha peh ? By the ways.. Kiska gar hai yeh vese ? Aryan rubs his head a little. Aahan nurses his neck a little. AAHAN (CONT’D) Sar dard ho raha hai.. Dekto Koi pani ki bottle kai paddi ho. Hath muh dho lete hai aur aage ka baad meh dekte hai. ARYAN Inn bevdo keh sath sojate hai ? Subah inke saath nikkal lege. Kya pata chalega kisi ko. Aahan chuckles. Aryan then looks at the dog who is swimmin’ on & on. Aryan rubs his one eye whilst yawnin’. ARYAN (CONT’D) Kutte koh bahar kich lete hai... marr jayega yeh genda. Pata nai inn loko neh kab seh feka hoga isse panni keh andar. Aahan starts poppin’ his neck & legs. Aahan then does couple of yoga steps to stretch himself out. Aryan sees this & starts doin’ the same. But after awhile aryan just lies down & sleeps on the lawn. Aahan sees this & pokes him with his leg. AAHAN (low energy) Bhai uth .. Uth.. Aryan just ignores him & keeps his eyes closed. ARYAN (low energy) Meh yoga kar raha hu.. Isseh shavasan kehte hai. Aahan chuckles a little. Aahan rubs his eyes whilst aryan is sleepin’ on the ground. AAHAN (low energy) Chal khada ho oyee. Aahan pokes him with his leg once again.

121. ARYAN (sleepy) Mere meh thodi bhi takat nai hai abb.. Meh yaha so raha hu... jisko joh ukhaad na ho voh ukhaad leh. AAHAN (yawinin’) Tera father in law humm dono parr SUV chara dege idhar hee. Chal bhai uth yar. Aryan opens his eyes & sees aahan yawnin’ a little. Aahan slaps himself a bit to keep himself awake. Aryan just rolls over. Aahan yawns again. ARYAN (sleepy) Ek do minute so lete hai aur phir aage jate hai... Thakh lag rah hai .. Mere paav meh abb jaan nai rahi. Aahan’s eyes are filled with tears due to yawinin’ too much. Aahan rubs his one eye. AAHAN (low energy) Ok .. 2 minute . Aahan takes his blackberry & tries to set up an alarm whilst rubbin’ one eye. But as aahan is doin this his eyes falls upon THIS BEAUTIFUL LADY - IN HER 30’s- ZAINA ( in her night dress lookin’ all bonkers ) standin’ near the glass door opposite him. Its a light brownish mirror glass. Zaina looks at aryan & aahan. ZAINA Tum raat koh party meh nai the.. Kya kar rahe ho idhar ? Aahan looks at her & says nothin’. ZAINA (CONT’D) Meh police koh phone kar rahi hu. Aur mere pass gun hai.. so don't do anything stupid. Aahan just swallows a lump. Aryan raises his hands up in the air whilst still layin’ down on the ground. Zaina then laughs a little & breaks off her bluff. Zaina chuckles a little whilst shakin’ her head.

122. ZAINA (CONT’D) (smilin’) Kiddin’ .. Dont worry. Aahan looks relieved & smiles a little at zaina. Aryan drops his hands. Aryan is still on the ground. Aahan then looks at zaina. Aahan clears his throat. AAHAN (dry throat) Pani ki bottle hogi aap keh pas andar ? Aryan laughs a little. ARYAN (sleepy) Pani ? Mujhe red wine pini hai abhi. Red wine mangwa ! Aahan looks at aryan. Aahan then turns towards zaina. Aahan uses hand gestures “His brother is little cracked” whilst smilin’ & lookin’ at zaina. Aryan then starts pushin’ the ground & gets up whilst makin’ noises as if he has been shot. Aryan gets up. Aryan rubs his eyes. Aahan is starin’ at zaina whilst hopin’ she would be little kind. Zaina smirks at aahan. Aahan smile back a little. Aryan & aahan are actin’ like drunks due to the fatigue & lack of rest. ZAINA (invitin’ tone) Come in.. i need some company.. You boys look like you could use some coffee & aspirin. Zaina goes inside. Aahan starts to walk in her direction. ARYAN (drunken like state) Dont go in.. Andar matt ja.. Voh serial dekhi thi.. Doh anjaan ladke aur ek ladki. usne dono koh uske kitchen meh bulakar mar dala tha. Yad hai voh tujhe.. Aahan shakes his a little whilst lookin’ back at aryan. AAHAN Bhai ...chup rehna tu. Aurat coffee pila rahi bechari aur tujhe... chal abb natak matt kar. Aryan rubs his one eye.

123. ARYAN (chucklin’) Bina daru keh yeh halat hai toh phir soch... Aahan starts walkin in. Aryan follows him whilst slappin’ himself with his hands to keep himself awake. INT. ZAINA’S HOUSE - ROOM NEAR THE GLASS WINDOW - NIGHT Aahan & aryan waltz in. Zaina sits near the table & puts down the kettle. The table is near the slidin’ glass door. You could see the entire garden and pool.. if you're sittin’ at the table. Aryan & aahan join her across the table. Zaina lights up a cigarette & takes a quick puff outta it. Zaina then pours them both a bit of coffee. Both aryan & aahan drink the entire cup of black coffee in one go. Aryan & aahan then take the glass of water near them & take two aspirins which zaina has put down for them. Zaina just stares at them as they both finish the water & put the glass down. ZAINA Zyada pi li thi tum dono neh aaj kya ? Aahan chuckles a little whilst lookin’ at zaina. Aryan asks for aahan’s Blackberry. Aahan gives him his blackberry. Aryan starts playin’ snakes. Zaina looks at aryan playin’ snakes. Zaina shakes her head a little. Zaina then looks at aahan. Aahan has been starin’ at her since he met her. Zaina smiles at aahan. Aahan smiles back at zaina. ZAINA (CONT’D) Tumhari ankhien thodi puffed dikh rahi hai.. Rough nite ? Aahan chuckles. AAHAN Umm.. Long story... kaffi lambi kahani hai.. Hamare piche bara mulko ki police paddi thi almost. Zaina smiles at aahan. ZAINA (smilin’) Mere piche bhi paddi thi ek baar.. Mene phir mera purse phek diya car ki window meh seh bahar aur bass... chali gai sabb.

124. Aahan smiles at zaina. Aahan likes her.. we can tell by the way he is lookin’ at zaina. ZAINA (CONT’D) So you were invited ? Ya aise hi chale aaye the andar ? Aryan is clearly avoidin’ the conversation by playin’ snakes. Aryan is fully devoted in his game. Aahan carries the conversation. AAHAN (flirtatious) No.. hum yahi niegborhood meh the aur appko dekh kar khud rok nai paye. Zaina smiles at aahan. Aahan smirks a little. ZAINA (smilin’) Kya kar rahe the udhar ? Aahan rubs his forehead a little. Zaina leans forward a bit & puts her one hand over aahan’s forehead. Zaina rubs it a little. Aryan looks at this in a discreet manner whilst playin’ snakes & smirks a little. Zaina gets back to her normal compostion. Aahan smiles at zaina. Aryan ignores them both & keeps playin’ snakes - with his eyes glued in. AAHAN (flirtatious) Humm dono chor hai actually. Zaina smiles at aahan. ZAINA (flirtatious) Oh.. Accha.. Kya churate ho ? Aahan smiles & moves his head a little. AAHAN (flirtatious) Cigarettes aur kabhi kabar dil bhi. Aryan starts laughin’ in a meek tone.. like a drunk. Zaina looks at aryan & frowns. AAHAN (CONT’D) Ignore him.. thoda pagal hai yeh. Zaina then tilts her head in a flirtatious manner whilst lookin’ at aahan.

125. Zaina then pours some coffee in aahan’s glass. Aahan takes the glass near his mouth. Aahan looks at zaina & starts sippin’ the black coffee outta his glass. Aahan puts down the coffee glass whilst lookin’ at zaina. Zaina smiles a little. Zaina then starts massagin’ her neck & rotates her neck a little. ZAINA Cramps.. I hate 31st. So exhaustin’. Aahan just stares at zaina’s neck. Zaina notices this. Aahan then looks somehwere else as he gets caught by zaina. AAHAN I’m sorry.. Aahan then starts sippin’ his coffee again. ZAINA (smilin’) It’s okay.. Its natural... hota hai & plus u look cute. Aahan chokes whilst drinkin’ his black coffee. Aahan is little shook by zaina’s hyper visual & fun self. Aahan puts down the coffee cup whilst wipin’ his mouth a bit. Aahan smiles at zaina. Aryan is just quiet & processin’ this flirtatious convo whilst playin’ snakes. Aryan just chuckles in silent manner. Aahan & zaina clearly ignore aryan this time. ZAINA (CONT’D) You want some modafinil ? Aahan refuses by shakin’ his head whilst smilin’. AAHAN Oh no... coffee aur aspirin kafi hai. Zaina just smiles & lights up another cigarette & offers that cigarette to aahan. Aahan is little surprised. Aahan takes the cigarette outta zaina’s hand. Aryan looks at this in a discreet manner & then again shifts his focus back to his game. Aryan chuckles a little. Aahan takes a puff whilst zaina lights up another cigarette for herself. They both smoke whilst lookin’ at each other. Aahan swallows a lump. Sexual tension is off the roof. ZAINA Toh tum dono actually meh kya kar rahe the yaha par ?

126. Aahan starts coughin’ whilst smilin’. Aahan looks at zaina. Aahan then looks deep in to her eyes. Aahan smiles. Aahan puts down the cigarette in the ashtray lyin’ on the table. AAHAN Well... Humm dono keh piche ek drug kingpin laga hua hai. Techinically voh mere bhai ka sassur hai. Toh humm chupne keh liye mere dost keh garr seh sidha church gaye. Phir humne uss church koh tehes nehes kardiya. Aur uske baad humne bus keh andar ek policewale ki pitai karke uski gun chin li aur phir awaraon ki tarah idhar idhar duadte rahe. Phir humm andhere meh doh ya ek gar kud kar yaha gir gaye... appke padosi ka kutta kafi violent hai vese. Aur abb yaha aap keh sath coffee pi rahe hai. Zaina has stopped smokin’. Zaina just stares at aahan. ZAINA Mujhe ek pal keh liye tumpe yakin aane laga tha. Kafi convincin’ tarikke seh juth bol lete ho tumm. Aahan chuckles a little whilst lookin’ down at his coffee cup. AAHAN (smilin’)

Juth ? (aahan chuckles) Zaina smiles at aahan. Aahan looks at zaina & gives her a crooked smile. Aryan sees both of them starin’ & smilin’ at each other .. as if they were some newly wed couple. Aryan chuckles a bit ( little loud ). Aahan & zaina slowly turn towards aryan whilst a sulkin’ look. Aryan has his eyes in the phone & is playin’ snakes without any care. Zaina shakes her head a little. Aahan breathes a little. Aahan then looks at zaina & smiles. Zaina smiles back. Aahan then looks down at the table a bit. Aahan then looks outta the window. Aahan just stares at the beautiful garden & pool. The dog is still swimmin’. Aahan chuckles a bit. Meanwhile zaina is starin’ at aahan. Aahan then looks at zaina.

127. AAHAN (CONT’D) Kafi kubsurat gar hai aap ka. Aap keh husand bahar rehte hai kya ? Zaina licks his lips whilst puttin’ down her cigarette in the ashtray lyin’ in front of her. ZAINA He is dead ! Aahan stares at zaina in a sad manner. Aryan stops playin’ snakes & turns off the phone outta respect. Aryan too turns serious. AAHAN I’m Sorry. Mujhe.. Uhhmmm. Zaina licks her lips a little. Zaina seems little mellow. Zaina looks at aahan. Zaina smiles at aahan. ZAINA Dont be.. Woh kamina tha .. He’ll beat me up whenever he got drunk. Garpe late aana aur dusri ladkiyo keh sath gumna. I .. the stupid one was loyal thru out this.. Parr pese wala tha .. I married him.... Na shakal .. na nature kuch nai bass well settled hai dekh kar... Umm.. And now he is dead. (beat) Tell you the truth .. I’m glad that he is dead. Beat. Zaina looks at the ashtray. Aahan stares at zaina. Zaina looks up & smiles a bit with little tear in her eyes. Zaina tries to wipe the little tear without ruinin’ her makeup. Aahan would marry her if he could. AAHAN (polite) Aap dubara bhi toh shadi kar sakti ho.. I mean aap abhi bhi khubsurat aur jawa dikti ho. Zaina chuckles a little. Zaina appreciates the sincere tone in aahan’s voice. ZAINA (smilin’) Thank you .. Thanks. (beat) I don’t know.. (MORE)

128. ZAINA (CONT'D) agar koi aacha ladka mile toh.. Maybe tumhare jesa joi cute sa ladka. Will see.. Aahan blushes a little. Aryan looks at zaina & aahan whilst smilin’. Zaina is lookin’ at aahan with affection. All of them are smilin’. All of them then look down at the table whilst smilin’. Beat. Smiles are fadin’ away. PIN DROP SILENCE. Aryan then check the time via the blackberry. Aryan then slowly looks at aahan. ARYAN (polite tone) We should go.. Humme jana chahiye abb. Aahan nods. Aahan & aryan get up. Zaina looks little disappointed as she realizes that aahan will leave her soon. Aryan grabs the water bottle on the table & heads for the pool to wash his face. Aahan is still standin’ near the table starin’ at zaina. AAHAN (smilin’) Thank you for your.. Ummm.. Hospitality. It was nice meetin’ you. Zaina smiles a bit. ZAINA Your welcome. Aahan stares at zaina. Zaina gets up & heads towards aahan. Zaina kisses aahan’s cheek. Zaina smiles at him. ZAINA (CONT’D) (smilin’) By the way ... My name is zaina.. Aahan smiles at zaina. Zaina grins at him. Now go !

ZAINA (CONT’D)

Aahan nods. Aahan then proceeds to leave. Zaina stands near the window & sees aahan headin’ towards aryan who is still busy washin’ his face near the pool.

129. INT. ZAINA’S HOUSE - GARDEN - NIGHT Aahan taps aryan’s shoulder. AAHAN Chale abb.. Aryan throws the bottle down. Aryan wipes his face with his hands. Aryan & aahan are feelin’ a little better. Aryan & aahan then look at zaina. Both of them give zaina a polite nod & a smile. Zaina nods back & smiles. Aryan & aahan then start to head for the exit door. The house is built like a cute little castle. The exit door is small & made up of wood. Surroundin’ of the door is covered by thick green grass & red flowers on it. It’s fuckin’ beautiful. Aryan is in front. Aahan is walkin’ behind aryan. Aryan & aahan reach near the exit door. Zaina looks little sad as she sees aahan leavin’. Aryan reaches near the exit door & grabs the door open. Aryan waltz out. Aahan is also about to leave. But aahan pauses a little. We can still see zaina lookin’ in aahan’s direction. ( DAFT PUNK - BEATS ONLY - GET LUCKY ) Aahan smirks. Aahan turns his head back & looks at zaina. Zaina smiles at aahan. Aahan nods at her whilst grin on his face. Aahan then turns & waltz outta the door. Meanwhile : Zaina shakes her head almost lookin’ love struck. Zaina glides the glass door & heads in. EXT. STREET - NIGHT Aahan & aryan are walkin’ down the street. Street light is yellow. Beautiful residential houses all around them. Both of them are feelin’ little fresh now. But aahan looks little lost. Aryan sees this & stops aahan. Aahan looks at aryan. ARYAN Oye.. Ab tujhe kya hua ? Aahan chuckles. AAHAN Kash meh umra meh bada hota. Usko date par puch leta .. Hutt yar... Kash meh battiss ya pehtis ka hota abhi. Aryan chuckles whilst shakin’ his head.

130. ARYAN (smilin’) Toh kya hogaya.. Agar ladkiya umra meh unse badde ladko koh date kar sakti hai .. Toh phir ladke kyon nai kar sakte ? Koi rule thodina hai. Ro matt.. Ek hafte baad vapas aayege aur tera settin’ kar dege uske saath. Aur vese garr bhi acha hai uska. Ek keh saath ek free. Aahan smiles whilst shakin’ his head. Aryan & aahan then start to walk. Both of them just keep walkin’ a bit. Couple of seconds later .. They both see two segway motor bike lyin’ ideally near someone’s house. AAHAN Tu vahi soch raha hai jo meh soch rah hu ? Ha.

ARYAN

Both of them smirk a little & head for the segways. Aryan takes out a pocket knife from his college bag & cuts the rubber wire lock. Aryan & aahan then take the segway & start rollin’ on the road. Both of them start smilin’ whilst lookin’ at each other. ARYAN (CONT’D) (smilin’) Kisi din pitege ? AAHAN (smilin’) Mar khane keh baad vese bhi nind achi aati hai. Aryan loses it & starts laughin’ . Aahan is smilin’ whilst lookin’ in front. Aryan is shakin’ his head whilst laughin’ at aahan’s joke. FADE TO BLACK. FADE IN: INT. ARYAN & AAHAN’S HOUSE - GROUND FLOOR - ROOM - MORNING 1 JAN / 8:00 AM

131. Aahan slowly opens his eyes. Aahan gets up & rubs his eyes a little. Aahan then looks outta the window. It’s a beautiful mornin’. Aahan stretches his back. Aahan then gets off the bed in his pyjamas. Aahan heads for the front door of the house. INT. ARYAN & AAHAN’S HOUSE - GARDEN - MORNING Aahan opens the front door & walks couple of steps forward. Aahan sees aryan standin’ & talkin’ to irva. Irva start to laugh at some joke. Aahan looks confused. Aahan shakes his head a little. Aahan waves at aryan. ARYAN !!

AAHAN

Aryan sees aahan at the front door. Aryan heads towards aahan. Aryan smiles at aahan as he reaches close. Aahan looks at irva & then looks at aryan. AAHAN (CONT’D) Tum dono saath meh kya kar rah ho ? Aryan pucker his face whilst lookin’ at aahan. ARYAN Kal raat koh kinti pi thi tune ? Abhi kal hi usne mujhe propose kiya tha .. Tu bhi toh tha vaha peh tha. Aahan looks puzzled. Aahan tilts his head. Kya ?

AAHAN

Aryan just stares at aahan. ARYAN Tu thikh to haina ? Aahan looks at irva and then looks at aryan. AAHAN Woh drugs wali cigarettes .. Uske andar cocaine tha... kal raat koh hum shaurya keh garpe the aur phir church seh sidha... Yaad hai. Aryan is freakin’ out. Aryan is confused as hell.

132. ARYAN Konsi cigarettes .. Konse drugs.. Hum puri raat yahi par the ? Aahan stares at aryan whilst lookin’ confused. Kya ?

AAHAN

Aryan shakes his head whilst smilin’. Aahan is tryin’ to process what in the heck was aahan dreamin’. Aahan looks at aryan. Aahan just shakes his head. ARYAN Meh mom koh bolta hu kee ,tere liye cofee taiyar karde. Kal raat kuch zyada hi red wine pi li thi tune. Abhi takk utri nai shayad. Aahan smiles a little. Aryan then starts to walk towards irva. Aahan takes a deep breathe. Aahan then starts to head out side the house to get the newspaper. Aahan reaches near the front gate & opens it. Aahan walks out. EXT. ARYAN & AAHAN’S HOUSE - MORNING Aahan walks out the house in his flip flops & pyjamas. Aahan picks up the newspaper from the ground. A beautiful woman passes by aahan whilst joggin’. Aahan doesn't pays much attention to her. But then aahan’s eyes widen as he realizes that it was zaina from the last night. Aahan turns his head towards her. Aahan then starts to jog a little in her direction. Zaina ?

AAHAN

Woman turns back & looks at aahan. Aahan walks up to her. AMRITA Do i know u ? Aahan smile a little. AAHAN (smilin’) Zaina ? Right ? The woman is little confused. AAHAN (CONT’D) (smilin’) Black coffee.. Remember. Last nite.

133. Woman just shakes her head a little whilst sportin’ a polite smile. AMRITA Sorry.. I’m amrita. Aahan’s smile starts to disappear. Aahan shakes his head a little. AAHAN Kal tum aur meh purri raat flirt kar rahe the ek dusre keh saath. Pool keh nazdik .. Khidki wale kamre meh.d AMRITA (smilin’) I think you’ve confused me with someone else. Amrita gives aahan a polite smile. Aahan smiles back in a polite manner. Amrita turns back & starts joggin’ again. Aahan sees her joggin’ away. Aahan then looks down & gets lost in a deep thought for a moment. Aahan starts smilin’ & shakes his head a little. Aahan then looks around. Aahan then looks up to sky. Aahan then looks down. Aahan chuckles whilst holdin’ a newspaper in his one hand. Aahan starts walkin’ back towards his house whilst a lukewarm smile on his face.

FADE TO BLACK.

THE END