How to make drugs: como fazer drogas

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How to make drugs +-------------------------------------+ !HOWTOMAKEDRUGS! +-------------------------------------+ By: UB3R of Planeta Bizarro Channel! IN NO WAY AM I RESPONSIBLE FOR FOR ANY INJURIES CAUSED BY THE USEMMISUSE OF THESE DRUGS. YOU SHOULD TREAT THESE DRUGS LIKE ALCOHOL. USE THEM ONLY AS AN ADDED EXPERIENCE IN LIFE, RATHER THAN AN ESCAPE. THESE RECIPES ARE ALL FOUND IN A BOOK WHICH HAS RELIABLE SOURCES. ALL SHOULD WORK IF MADE PROPERLY. +-------------------------------------+ ! MAKING L.S.D. IN YOUR OWN KITCHEN +-------------------------------------+ 1] GRIND UP 150 GRAMS OF MORNING GLORY SEEDS OR BABY HAWAIIAN WOOD ROSE SEEDS. 2] IN 130 C.C. OF PETROLEUM ETHER SOAK THE SEEDS FOR 2 DAYS. 3] FILTER THE SOLUTION THROUGH A TIGHT SCREEN. 4]]HROW AWAY LIQUID, AND ALLOW SEEDS MUSH TO DRY. 5] FOR 2 DAYS ALLOW THE MUSH TO SOAK IN 110 C.C. OF WOOD ALCOHOL. 6] FILTER THE SOLUTION AGAIN, SAVING THE LIQUID AND LABELING IT '1' 7] RESOAK THE MUCH IN 110 C.C. OF WOOK ALCOHOL FOO DAYS. 8] FILTER AND THROW AWAY MUSH. 9] ADD LIQUID FROM THE SECOND SOAK TO THE LIQUID LABELED '1'. 10] POUR THE LIQUID INTO A COOKIE TRAY

AND ALLOW IT TO EVAPORATE. 11] WHEN ALL LIQUID HAS EVAPORATED, A YELLOW GUM REMAINS. THIS SHOO BE SCRAPED AND PUT IN CAPSULES. 30 GRAMS OF MORNING GLORY SEEDS - OR 15 HAWAIIAN WOOD ROSE SEEDS - EQUALS ONE TRIP ** NOTE ** MANY COMPANIES HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO COAT THIER SEEDS WII TOXIN. ORDER SEEDS FROM A WHOLESALER. +-------------------------------------+ ! OTHER VARIOUS LEGAL & ILLEGAL DRUGS ! +-------------------------------------+ --> BANANDINE (MADE FROM BANANA!) BANANAS DO CONTAIN A SMALL QUANTITY OF A MILD SHORT LASTT PSYCHODELIC DRUG. THERE ARE BETTER WAYS OF GETTING HIGH BUT THE GREAT ADVANTAGE OF THIS IS THAT BANANAS AE LEGAL (OF COURSE!) 1] OBTAIN 15 LBS OF RIPE YELLOW BANANAS 2] PEEL THEM ALL, EAT THE CHOW, KEEP THE PEELS. 3] WITH A SHARP KNIFE, RAPE OFF THE INSIDES OF THE PEELINGS, AND SAVE THE SCRAPED MATERIAL. 4] PUT ALL SCRAPED MATERIAL IN A LARGE POT AND ADD WATER. BOIL FOR THREE TO FOUR HOURS UNTIL IT HAS ATTAINED A SOLID PASTE. 5] SPREAD THIS PASTE ON COOKIE SHEETT AND DRY IN OVEN FOR ABOUT 20 MIN. TO A HALF AN HOUR. THIS WILL RESULT IN A FINE BLACK POWDER ROLL IT UP AND SMOKE ABOUT 3-4 OF THOSE DUDES --> COUGH SYRUP? (SURE, WHY NOT?)

MIX ROBOTUSSION A-C WITH AN EQUAL AMOUNT OF GINGER ALE AADRINK. NOTE THAT YOU CAN OVERDOSE ON THIS ONE! --> GLUE...YUCK! PUT HALF A TUBE OF AIRPLANE GLUE ON ANY (I MEAN, IN ANY) PLASTIC BAG AND SNIFF IT. IT'S REALLY GROSS BUT SOME PEOPLE REALLY GET INTO IT.. --> HEROINE DON'T WASTE YOUR LIFE ON IT... --> PEANUTS! 1] OBTAIN A POUND OF PEANUTS. 2] SHELL THEM, SAVING THE SKINS AND DISCARDING THE SHELLS. 3] PORK OUT ON THE NUTS WHILE WATCHING DR. WHO ONE NIGHT. 4] GRIND UP THE SKINS, ROLL THEM, SMOKE THEM. --> TOAD SKINS? YOU'RE CRAZY!! 1] COLLECT 5-10 TOADS 2] KILL THEM AS PAINLESSLY AS POSSIBLE AND SKIN THEM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! 3] ALLOW SKINS TO DRY ON THE FRIDGE FOR 4 TO 5 DAYS, OR UNTI THEY ARE BRITTLE. 4] CRUSH INTO A POWDER AND SMOKE. DUE TO THE BAD TAA, MIX IT WITH MINT OR SOMETHING ELSE. +-------------------------------------+