Haynes Explaines Teenagers 178521103X, 9781785211034

Haynes Explaines Teenagers - Boris Starling - Haynes Publishing - 2016.

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AS

TEENAGERS

I, Parking too near school. Many Olympians were forged by their insistence on an excessive Parental Vehicle Exclusion Zone and the consequent need to run five miles every day.

> Sending your Teenager a friend request on

Facebook. When they reject it, sending another. When they block you, asking them why - on Instagram.

Redlining the Teenager

Longevity Most vehicles on the market run

SLACKEN OFF

ALITTLE HERE...

better when they’re new, and require a ever more careful maintenance as they age. The Teenager is the opposite. After seven years of failing to start in the morning, overheating and eee a) breaking down without any apparent reason and going either too fast or not at all, the most extraordinary thing happens: the Teenager reaches the grand old age of 20, and suddenly it runs smoothly and calmly. One year later, at 21, the now ex-Teenager is legally able to do everything not explicitly forbidden in law (though the thought of them flying a plane or driving an HGV will still almost certainly frighten the bejesus out of you). FIG 2022 FINE TUNING YOUR TEENAGER