Table of contents : Intro Copyright Table of Contents Note to Reader Prologue Part 1: Reeling Chapter 1 My Gateway Drug: The Vision Board Chapter 2 The End of Everything Chapter 3 You Can Eat Your Dinner or Drink Your Dinner, But You Can't Do Both Part 2: Dealing Chapter 4 Fat Women Don't Get Frenched Chapter 5 Numerologists, Clairvoyants, and Healers, Oh My! Chapter 6 The Melrose Place of It All Chapter 7 The Life-Changing Magic of Tapping into an Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder You Didn't Know You Had Chapter 8 Never Judge a Clairvoyant by the Lampshade on Her Head Chapter 9 No Diet Left BehindPart 3: Healing Chapter 10 When A-Types Spa Chapter 11 Any Direct Flight Chapter 12 The Beginning of Everything Chapter 13 When Your Healer Jumps the Shark Acknowledgments About the Author