Silly Classroom Jokes (Pebble Books: Joke Books (Library)) [Illustrated] 1429675632, 9781429675635

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Silly Classroom Jokes

Jokes about Animals Jokes about Bugs Jokes about Food Jokes about Monsters Jokes about School Jokes about Sports Knock-Knock Jokes More Funny Knock-Knock Jokes Really Funny Riddles Silly Classroom Jokes

Shores

Titles in this set:

Joke Books

by Erika L. Shores Consulting Editor: Gail Saunders-Smith, PhD

Pebble Books are published by Capstone Press, 1710 Roe Crest Drive, North Mankato, Minnesota 56003. www.capstonepub.com Copyright © 2012 by Capstone Press, a Capstone imprint. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced in whole or in part, or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission of the publisher. For information regarding permission, write to Capstone Press, 1710 Roe Crest Drive, North Mankato, Minnesota 56003. Books published by Capstone Press are manufactured with paper containing at least 10 percent post-consumer waste. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Shores, Erika L., 1976– Silly classroom jokes / by Erika L. Shores. p. cm. — (Pebble books. Joke books) Includes bibliographical references. Summary: “Simple text and color photographs present classroom jokes”— Provided by publisher. ISBN 978-1-4296-7563-5 (library binding) 1. Schools—Juvenile humor. 2. Wit and humor, Juvenile. I. Title. II. Series. PN6231.S3S89 2012 818’.602—dc23 2011030105 Editorial Credits Gillia Olson, editor; Gene Bentdahl, designer; Sarah Schuette, studio specialist; Marcy Morin, studio scheduler; Kathy McColley, production specialist Photo Credits All photos by Capstone Studio/Karon Dubke

Note to Parents and Teachers The Pebble Jokes set supports English language arts standards related to reading a wide range of print for personal fulfillment. Early readers may need assistance to read some of the words and to use the Table of Contents, Read More, and Internet Sites sections of this book. Printed in the United States of America in North Mankato. 102011 006405CGS12

Table of Contents Under a Spell. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 Squeak, Achoo!. . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Launch Time . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 Don’t Hiss the Bus. . . . . . . . . . 19 Read More . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24 Internet Sites. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24

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Under a Spell

Why did the dog do so well in school? Because it was the teacher’s pet.

What is more amazing than a talking dog? A spelling bee. 5

R-U-O-K?

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What did the spelling teacher say to the student who fell down? R-U-O-K?

What happened when the teacher tied all the students’ shoelaces together? They had a class trip! 7

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Why did the girl eat her math test? Her teacher said it was a piece of cake.

What did the teacher do with the cheese’s test? He grated it.

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Squeak, Achoo!

Why did the computer squeak? Someone stepped on the mouse!

Why was the clock itching? Because it had ticks. 11

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Why did the computer get glasses?
 To improve its web sight.

Why did the computer sneeze?
 It had a virus.

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Launch Time

What did the astronaut’s mother give her for school? Launch money.

What do astronauts get on their homework? Gold stars.

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Why did the clock get in trouble? It tocked too much in class.

Why did the egg get thrown out of class? It kept telling yokes.

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Don’t Hiss the Bus

What is a snake’s favorite subject?
 Hissstory.

Why was the snake late for school? It hissed the bus.

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What happens if you take the school bus home? The police will make you bring it back.

What did the bus driver say to the fish? “What school do you go to?” 21

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What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

What do elves do after school? Gnomework.

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Read More Connolly, Sean, and Kay Barnham. The School’s Cool Joke Book. Laugh Out Loud. New York: Windmill Books, 2012. Dahl, Michael. Chuckle Squad: Jokes about Classrooms, Sports, Food, Teachers, and Other School Subjects. Michael Dahl Presents Super Funny Joke Books. Mankato, Minn.: Picture Window Books, 2011. Rosenbloom, Joseph. School Jokes. Giggle Fit. New York: Sterling Publishing Co., 2004.

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Word Count: 234 Grade: 1 Early-Intervention Level: 18