Table of contents : Cover Title Page Dedication Contents Acknowledgements Remembering Fred 1 The Last Supper 2 Curse of the Truemans 3 Shadow of the Pit 4 Hit 'em First, Ask Questions Later 5 Do You F***? 6 Bollocks To You, Mate 7 Mr Bumper Man 8 All I Did Was F***ing Swear 9 The Tempest and the Flood Tide 10 Give Me the Bloody Ball 11 Ah'll Si'thee 12 That Bloody Boycott's More Slippery than a Bloody Snake 13 I Don't Know What's Going Off Out There 14 The Birdman of Skipton 15 Goodbye, My Friend Bibliography Index Copyright.