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‘| meet so many people, | don’t even know some of my friends’ names’

Paris Hilton

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Rosemarie Jarski is a blonde of Irish-Polish parents, living in Essex. She hasn’t the foggiest why she was asked to compile this collection.

To Richard Madeley — The Gaffer

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