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Copyright © 2013 Aaron Clarey and Jorge E. Gonzalez Published by Paric Publishing Without limiting the rights under copyright reserved above, no part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise), without the prior written permission of both the copyright owner and the above publisher of this book. INTRODUCTION I was dating a Russian ballet dancer at the time and though she had a good command of the English language, there was one word that kept perplexing her. The word "shit." She didn't know whether it was a verb, a noun, a plural noun, an adjective, etc., and asked me to explain how we in America used the word "shit." I had to laugh a little bit, because if you think about it, the word "shit" can be anything. A noun, a verb, an adjective, and it can also be used in the past, present or future tense, making "shit" not only the most endearing word in the entire English language, but the most confusing one as well. Because of this I decided to write and draw her a cute little book called "Boris the Shitting Buffalo" which would have Boris (a Russian buffalo) come to the United States and learn about all the wonderful uses and meanings of the word "shit." I intended on giving it to her for her 30th birthday, but she opted to stand me up that night instead, allowing for me and my colleague Jorge to bring Boris to life for the reading public.

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